Typical broke college kid

Title says it all

[taramarie61899]

Attention sugar babies

If you have a sugar daddy and they have friends. hmu

[taramarie61899]

If y’all know How i can get a sugar daddy. LMK!

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[hustleinatrap]

if she’s old enough to fight, disrespect her mom and call people the n-word she’s old enough to get sued.

[marqweabyss]

How bout dat

[merelybeing]

[mmmmmaz-deactivated20170715]

LMAOOO IM CRYING GHIS IS SO CUTE

[blueroseflower]

Lmaoooo smart kid

[sera-phine]

He’s so happy people laughed at his joke

[purplelittlemermaid]

This made my whole day. Literally

[purplelittlemermaid]

His cute little bows 😭😭

[momworries]

Lmaooo this kid😂😂😂

[sweetmalkah]

So cute 😂😂

[rated-beautiful]

Lmaooo that’s amazing 😂😂

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[bootyschool-deactivated20160401]

cut anyone and everyone out of your life that makes you feel small, hurt, humiliated, stupid, worthless, etc. do it swiftly and violently and without remorse. 

[artsyfriends]

pensive/shady 90′s tv babes.

[virginiaisforhaters]

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

[fanufactured]

THE ULTIMATE DRAG. Little known fact: Elvin had to wear a wig for the rest if the series because he was snatched at the root.

[nedahoyin]

^^^

[yourbigsisnissi]

black feminism

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

As soon as a black mom says “lemme tell you something” you know somebody is about to get their feelings hurt

[partakerofpeachesinthepuss]

She didn’t even do the Cosby Show pause before she read him though she launched right into it. And Cliffs face. I can’t.

[heir-n-reign]

That woman is life.

[chookiemunster]

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

[gayteenhipster]

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

[cxundrum]

Wise words from @mayaangelique

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

[thecommonchick]

if your day is off to a bad start, just look at this 😭

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner