Applesaps

they/he/she - 20s Sorting Hat Chats Sideblog: @applesaps-sorts

[dreamwalker6500]

This is insane getting back to back on my feed

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[mammalianmammals]

Yellow-footed Rock Wallabies (Petrogale xanthopus), family Macropodidae, South Australia

photographs by Wild Portraits Australia

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[ellohcee]

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

[ellohcee]

[kawuli]

[cordspaghetti]

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

[cordspaghetti]

happy 100k notes for gerard way gnc preening. bit less eyeliner these days

[coffeekoe]

[shotgunsins]

(at a party, leaning into someone’s ear and speaking loudly over the music) SO BASICALLY HE HAS TO GO BACK AND KILL A THOUSAND EVIL MEN TO REUNITE WITH HER

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[buddhabrot]

sweet dreams my pink friend

[preposterousness]

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

[sunsetforestzone]

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

[evengirlierballs]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for fuck's sake i don't want her to be LIKABLE or RELATABLE, i want her to be CONNIVING and SCUMMY and MORALLY INDEFENSIBLE

[starrynyxa]

keposhka font [includes upper+lowercase, ligatures, digits 0-9)

[starrynyxa]

Update: I've added the updated version of the font with lowercase letters and numbers to the drive link!

Also: for some programs, the auto-replace for ligatures (ch, gh, sh, th) is not supported, so I've remedied this by substituting in the ligature glyphs for other special characters.

The following characters will correspond to one of the ligature glyphs, so that you can use them manually.

= -> ch + -> Ch [ -> gh { -> Gh ] -> sh } -> Sh \ -> th | -> Th

[oldrockformations]

Still obsessed with the AI allegory of Luthor’s monkey bots and the technology that houses them literally tearing the planet apart. Mister terrific being really fuckin pissed off that Luthor had the gall to risk the safety of the entire planet on unregulated, unsafe scientific advancement!!! The guy who kept trying to get Luthor to shut it down wondering where the ship was going to have left to land if they destroyed the entire planet?? And that same guy, being too scared to resist, being the one we saw in frame getting arrested was so good. Following orders isn’t an excuse!! The way the journalists were there on the ground of the metaphorical climate disaster until the last possible second gathering evidence to prove it was a billionaire at fault!!!

And the after-credits scene with mister terrific and superman, where metropolis wasn’t able to fit precisely back together, because a traumatic event happened and it foundationally altered the city. Mister terrific’s “what do you want me to do, take it apart and put it back together?” was so fucking good. Absolute legend.

[writebackatya]

Gonna gush about Superman yet again because I can’t get over how well the movie handled the Justice Gang

I remember prior to the movie’s release I was worried the movie would be too crowded or that the Justice Gang just a glorified cameo or worse just a joke, but no. Their presence serves the story well and each of them are capable superheroes that are badass in their own right and contributed to saving the day in the end

And I just love the way they interacted with Superman, even though he’s not on their team they still treat like he’s a colleague or a work friend. I love that when Lex revealed to the world the intentions of Superman’s parents they don’t immediately turn against Superman but actually talk to him away from the public

And I love that the movie decided that the Justice Gang would be the one to save Jarhanpur from Boravia’s army and not Superman. Having an entire group inspired by Superman’s action and getting together to end a conflict that was bigger than what Superman could handle on his own was so damn good

Also, welcome to the gang, Metamorpho!!

[livingfandomly]

Absolutely LOVE the fact that unlike most superhero movies, Superman didn’t do everything.

It was set up as “oh no Metropolis and Jarhanpur are in trouble! He needs to quickly finish one and then help the other!” But no. Instead he just called his friends and they stepped in where he couldn’t. Even at Metro, he had Mr. Terrific’s help.

This is not a one-god-army kinda Superman. This is a I-could-try-to-do-it-all-or-I-can-ask-others-to-step-in-when-needed and isn’t that the crux of humanity right now? All of us may not be able to go where the problems are happening but we can help those who are there. We can also face the problems happening in our neighbourhood with people who can’t be close but can help in whatever way they can.

Because, sure, Superman could do it all himself. But that inevitably leads to a Superman who is stretched too thin and getting increasingly weary. But having people he knows he can rely on? Well isn’t that the best power anyone can have…