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“Mad Girl’s Love Song” by Sylvia Plath, born today in 1932

[itlldoagain]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.

[textsfromthetailors]

Submitted by so-many-angel-feels

(678): If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex, then he kept that shit to himself.

[bloodedcelt]

As seen on TV!

[considerthishippie]

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

[kalesbug-reblog]

oh

[vintagerachel-deactivated202410]

i was not prepared for that

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

[just-shower-thoughts]

Doing laundry would be so much easier if I was goth.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Jesus could turn water into wine, then he probably could have turned table salt into cocaine.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worst way to break up with a Harry Potter fan would be to give them a sock.

[taratheterror]

Sally Gap wicklow

[merlins-total-turnip-head]

Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I've ever heard:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give You cannot command me, for I am a free person But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

[shrineart]

But there’s more of it? I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night. And the eyes into which I smile in the morning. I pledge to you the first bite from my meat, And the first drink from my cup. I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care, And tell no strangers our grievances. This is my wedding vow to you. This is a marriage of equals.

[thegoddessheals-deactivated2018]

burren-girl-33

[taratheterror]

Brehon Law was the GREATEST Law ever tracywuniverse

[asking-fucking-alexandriaaa-dea]

If she buys cute underwear to show you, you better fucking take notice.

[fyphysica]

Join the Resistance. :)

[popsonnet]

[trust]

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

[autisticmichaelmell]

“Hot damn”

[emigennis]

In 1979, years before Columbine or the seemingly countless school shootings that have happened since, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer opened fire on an elementary school across the street from her house. Two adults were killed, and one adult and eight small children were injured. When asked by a reporter why she did it, Brenda said, “I don’t like Mondays; this livens up the day,” inspiring the song, “I Don’t Like Mondays,” by Irish New Wave band, The Boomtown Rats. Brenda remains in prison.