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Aries girls: very take charge and hands-on in relationships,
and is prone to being a little bit childish at times. aggressive and hot headed. Aries love competition and may challenge you without meaning to. try to keep her calm
Taurus girls: total home bodies. if you love staying in and being cozy, you'll love her. she's hard headed, but also very protective of you and super compassionate. wants that cheesy wine and roses romantic comedy love but will never admit it (to you or to herself, even)
Gemini girls: she's charming and witty, and is not afraid to out talk you. she may be a little careless with her words sometimes, which might be scary if you're fragile. she is so friendly that she sometimes can't tell when people are interested in her. verbal communication is key here
Cancer girls: it might take them a while to invite you over as they are very protective of their retreat space. you being welcomed into their home is a sign of the utmost trust. they will love you and baby you endlessly, and wear their heart on their sleeve at all time. hospitable and affectionate. needs your emotional support
Leo girls: a handful to most. theatric and sure of herself, at least on the outside. often retreats from the outside world to lick her wounds in private. prideful, loyal, a bit vain, but endlessly loving. protective of her often fragile heart, and easily jaded in love. once you have her, you have her.
Virgo girl: they really can seem cold on the outside, but they're just unapologetically honest. past that factual and straightforward shell is a nurturer and caregiver to the downtrodden, the organizer, the listening therapist. she will go to war for you, as long as you're there to soothe her paranoid episodes and reassure her capability.
Libra girl: you will know when she likes you because she doesn't understand how to hide her feelings. she falls in love hard, easily and often, and so sometimes can confuse her infatuations with the real thing. indecisive, casual, non-pretentious. she wants everything in this relationship to be even stevens, a 50/50 split of time and effort
Scorpio girl: I hope you are not jealous because everyone wants her. I mean everyone! very few people can resist her innate sexual allure or her entrancing, hypnotic personality. she is everyone's fantasy, and if you're lucky enough to have her, she will protect you and encourage you with an intense and passionate love that seems to know no limits. there's no tricking this one. she always knows your next move
Sagittarius girls: timid and shy in her way, she is a Cupid in and of herself. she seems to know exactly how to help her friends get good relationships and gives great advice on that front, but is a little unlucky in love herself at times. fall for friends often. can feel left behind by
love but always has hope. she needs your support and encouragement, and she will return that gift 10 fold
Capricorn girls: funny, silly and chipper. there is always a silver lining with her and if anything she's always the first to jump to correct her own mistakes. a person of simple pleasures. a supportive and loving partner who is often snubbed or walked over by those who take her for granted. a secure and compassionate love.
Aquarius girls: love you unconditionally, but loves everyone else the same way! don't get jealous when you see her spreading compassion. instead, encourage her capacity to see the oneness of the world. may be a little egotistical and may have a bit of a god complex. if you like a partner to take the reigns and dictate, she's for you.
Pisces girls: shy, shy, shy, resistant, and shy. you need to make the first move with this one. she's sweet and caring and puts everyone before her self, including you. this may lead into the realm of the unhealthy, or lead to her victimizing herself unnecessarily. she is always a little worried and insecure. she knows you better than you do, but she's great at playing dumb. don't be fooled
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS SO EMOTIONALLY BROKEN YOU WANNA PUNCH EVERY PERSON THAT TOUCHES THEM
The Signs In Bed (Aries and Who?)
So hey guys. I went ahead and spent a lot of time into making this for you guys. I separated each pairing with each sign by each sexuality. This post is just a little tad-bit of how each sign is in bed with each partner. This should help clear up some questions about what (sign/sign) is like in bed together. Some of this was from my book (Sextrology by Starksy + Cox), some of it was from research online. I’m sorry it’s not s uber detailed, but I wanted to keep it simple and summarized for each pairing and some couples I wasn’t able to find as much.
I’m doing this sign by sign because, A) my computer hates Tumblr, b) it’s easier, c)it’s more organized that way. I know the last four signs will see a lot of “Please see…” so I’ll try to hyperlink the post if I can. Otherwise, just visit each sign’s tab. Also, I may only do one a day because each sign is very time-consuming. Just Aries and.. took me several hours just to research. Please be aware that after making this post, I will be deleting your sex with this and this in detail asks.
Also, please no bitching that this isn’t you. :) It’s just zodiac compatibility, doesn’t necessarily means this is how you and your partner fornicate.
Aries xAries (male/female): These two have strong sense of sexual urgency and both are very willful, neither one willing to back down. High sex drive, sex is explosive.
Aries xAries (male/male): Sex between these two is amazing in the beginning, and love for adventure is what fuels the fire. Both are head strong, wild and passionate.
Aries xAries (female/female): These two get off on getting each other off. Both are uncomplicated in the bedroom and have a strong desire, and high sense of confidence in themselves.
Aries xTaurus (female/male): The sex is psychological - in bed, these two are in to role-reversal and the two explore their “master/servant” fantasies. Lust is strong between these two.
Aries xTaurus (female/female): Sex is hearty and wild, and they are a social pair. In the bedroom, they will either take it slow and sensual or fast and hard.
Aries xTaurus (male/male): These two like to keep it simple in the bedroom. They are confident and very sexually compatible. Neither is willing to take more than they can handle, and there is a comfortable atmosphere.
Aries xGemini (male/female): These two can’t keep their hands to themselves. One is the air of innocence, and the other is the beast that can’t be resisted. Gemini has a need for speed, and Aries is happy to oblige. These two may start as a one night stand and threesomes may be something this couple explores.
Aries xGemini (male/male): These two are like puzzles that complete one another. Aries is more than happy to be dominant in the bedroom, and Gemini is able to express their submissive side.
Aries xGemini (female/female): Aries takes Gemini for a walk on the wild side, and the Gemini cannot resist. These two will try things only read about in books, and Aries is in control. There are no inhibitions between these two.
Aries xCancer (male/female): Aries is Cancer’s knight in shining armor, and Cancer is the damsel, or vise versa, and Aries provides Cancer with undying support. Sex is very emotional and a ‘healing’ experience, if you will. Very sensual couple.
Aries xCancer (male/male): They have a lot of tension but Cancer man is Aries man’s ‘Mr.Right/Perfect Match.’ It’s mixture of mystery in the bed for these two. Cancer will be immediately turned on by the rough Aries and Aries may learn to appreciate the sensual side of Cancer.
Aries xCancer (female/female): Danger and excitement get these two off. In the bedroom, spontaneity abound. These two get enjoy threesomes and this partnership, with a buzz, is breath-taking.
Aries xLeo (male/female): This couple is in ecstasy together. Pure bliss. In bed, it feels like an affair, but it is thrilling, forbidden, and exciting. They bring definition to the phrase, “When it’s good, it’s very good.” Heated and passionate sex.
Aries xLeo (male/male): Sex can pre-occupy these two and it will be very satisfying for both parties. They are a very masculine couple and have an intense, sexual and spiritual connections.
Aries xLeo (female/female): Warm and romantic duo. Leo may take charge in this pairing, and may enjoy worship from the Aries, even as far as obedience. Hot and intense, the two may explore B&D.
Aries xVirgo (male/female): Sex is an eye-opener for this couple, they are a mystery the other one wants to solve. These two can be very kinky in the sack and won’t hold back.
Aries xVirgo (male/male): These two may start as a no-strings attached in bed. Virgo is turned on by the in-control leadership of Aries and sex is free and “open” in certain extents.
Aries xVirgo (female/female): Often joined at the hip - these two are a creative and loving match. Aries may be in control, but under the charm of Virgo, may be the one who is whipped in the bedroom (may or may not be literally).
Aries xLibra (male/female): Sexual freedom between these two and a need for expression. They make peace in the bedroom and it can be quiet, but they can be very kinky if the desire. They balance each other and share a lot of sexual attraction.
Aries xLibra (male/male): Aries may like the sensual side of Libra and that Libra likes when Aries takes control. Libra does not mind a little foreplay and dirty talk. They will try new things together, Aries and Libra will enjoy being a little adventurous. Erotic, sensual.
Aries xLibra (female/female): These two are wild and rambunctious. These two pose a challenge for each other, and share a lot of pent of sexual erotic tension and aggression.
Aries xScorpio (male/female): There sex is life is so active, it makes you envy them. These two seem like they have it all and the chase is definitely on for the Aries when it comes to getting Scorpio. Complicated sexual dynamic, hot and heavy in extremes. They explore their erotic addictions.
Aries xScorpio (male/male): Sexy and aggressive duo. They share a very sexually and physical comparability. Dynamic sexual relationship, very emotional and the two may enjoy angry sex.
Aries xScorpio (female/female): There is an “all-consuming fire” about this couple, and it may or may not last, but it’s a lusty combination. Aries may meet their match in the sultry Scorpio. Sensual, erotic, and very hot.
Aries xSagittarius (male/female): These two have no rules. They’re very open minded in the bedroom. Sex is very straight-forward and there are not playing head games when it comes to the nitty-gritty. Passion, enthusiasm, and energy.
Aries xSagittarius (male/male): Very adventurous in the bedroom, and this couple is down to try anything more than once. Sagittarius will stand their ground and be very passionate, and this will please the Aries who enjoys the confidence of Sagittarius. Lots of foreplay.
Aries xSagittarius (female/female): These two are competitive and this may create a lot of sexual tension between the two. Aries may be more overt in the bedroom, whereas Sagittarius may keep themselves more emotionally locked down. Very cozy and homey couple all the same.
Aries xCapricorn (male/female): Extreme fantasies are expressed, such as gender-bending, swapping, and S&M. Capricorn is less hesitant with Aries and Aries may be dominant with Cappy more often.
Aries xCapricorn (male/male): These two will fascinate each other and have a very overtly sexual start. Capricorn will be wild and passionate, and pay a lot of attention to the needs of their partner, and Aries will enjoy this side of Capricorn. Aries has a naturally erotic and passionate nature that will help that side of Cappy come out more often.
Aries xCapricorn (female/female): These two can become quite infatuated with each other, and it’s the type of obsession that can last. Sex between this couple is euphoric and heavenly - the two may be very much into worship.
Aries xAquarius (male/female): There are no limits with these two and there are no restraints. They have a lot of sex and it can be very playful. They find pleasure in positions like missionary.
Aries xAquarius (male/male): This couple can be a very sexually casual and comfortable combination. The couple may share a lot of dirty talk and can often enjoy bringing other couples into the bunch. Swapping, swinging may be explored.
Aries xAquarius (female/female): The couple may not be very open about their on goings in the bedroom with others at first. Very taboo and tempting to one another. Considered one of the more erotic and exotic lesbian zodiac pairings. Raunchy and dirty in the bedroom.
Aries xPisces (male/female): Aries will sweep Pisces right off their feet but sex can be tender or wild. Sex is not a simple affair with these two: Aries may want it rough, and Pisces may be more comfortable with cuddling.
Aries xPisces (male/male): Very physical pairing and this couple may simply be all about - or only about - the sex in the relationship. Pisces may enjoy the erotic nature of Aries, and Aries may enjoy the same in Pisces.
Aries xPisces (female/female): These two may exhibit a certain amount of flair in their compatibility. Pisces is the ultimate seductive and sultry siren to the adored and enraptured Pisces. Very sensual and intimate pairing when it comes to sex.
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(themanicdoll)
the signs as boys in relationships
Aries boys: super loud, never stop moving, always real hype to go out and do things, text back very fast. it's all or nothing with them
Taurus boys: love to stay in and cuddle and watch movies, needs a partner who is a good cook. reliable, faithful and secure. easily provoked and will probably start a lot of dumb little fights. get him a really nice blanket for his bday
Gemini boys: constantly making you laugh and poking fun at you, a charming smooth talker. laughing eyes. his charismatic charm never falls short. it is never a dull moment
Cancer boys: will always let you know how much they care about you. their ability to baby and nurture you knows no end. they are always in their feelings about something and get hurt really easy so be careful with your words and actions
Leo boys: really outgoing court jester types. kind of bossy. he likes a person that can keep up with him and cut him down to size at the same time. he is super insecure in secret and needs you to kiss his boo boos and butter him up sometimes. play with his hair a lot (unless that'll mess it up)
Virgo boys: strong silent type with a very wild undercurrent. resilient and focused. inhibited in love, you have to make the first move. they will not risk getting hurt and calculate everything before doing. maybe a bit distant to most, but they will hold you down.
Libra boys: very much pushovers. indecisive. puppy dog types with nothing but love and support to give. incredibly romantic. don't expect them to pick sides if you're fighting with someone, because they can't and won't, no matter how much they love you. that's just the way it is
Scorpio boys: stubborn. sexy. super territorial and jealous. intense, introverted, and passionate. sexy. did I say sexy? they're sexy
Sagittarius boys: really love a challenge and a person that plays "hard to get". the thrill of the hunt is everything here. try not to mistake his independence for purposeful distance
Capricorn: very shy at first, and very scared of rejection. they need permanence and a sense of meaning in relationships. cautious. loyal. very funny
Aquarius boys: unpredictable, but very straightforward and honest with their intent. if you're a booty call, they'll tell you. if you're The One, they'll tell you. don't get jealous of how close he is with his friends.
Pisces boys: he wants to escape into you from the harsh outside world. he is sensitive and kind. you may never know anything is wrong in your relationship because he is so willing to turn a blind eye to transgressions in favour of protecting the fantasy of the relationship. keep him grounded
i wanna get high with u in my bed i want it 2 rain
what i dislike about the signs
Aries: you interrupt me too often!! i cant keep up with you, it's like you're never tired. plus you never even listen to me & always do your thing anyway
Taurus: you sing better than me & whenever i try to cheer you up by telling a joke you straight up say i'm not even funny :(
Gemini: i feel like i can never know the real you. & you forget I exist for 5 months at least then when you're back you act like nothing happened??
Cancer: it's like you always expect to be hurt so you protect yourself TOO MUCH & your emotions are so extreme!! (even if you pretend to be ok)
Leo: i don't think you notice it but you try to control me a lot and lowkey freak out when i say i don't want to hang out/text back
Virgo: you try to do/fix EVERYthing even if i say i don't need help you still text me asking if i need anything
Libra: you're too much of a procrastinator & take 3 hours to get ready & then you can never decide where to eat
Scorpio: your dark humor is probably too dark. and when you're mad at me all you say is "think of what you did" as i stand there hopelessly thinking for 5 days straight
Sagittarius: you're too knowledgeable for your own sake (blurting out random facts all the time) & you literally make a joke out of everything oh my god
Capricorn: i could be your best friend and you still wouldnt ask for help with anything at all cause you either don't want to bother me or you feel like you can do everything on your own (still don't know, probably a bit of both)
Aquarius: you question my opinions/actions way too often, plus you talk about so many things at the same time its confusing
Pisces: you're always apologizing for everything, you keep forgetting rather important things & lose your train of thought mid sentence A LOT
//written by a pisces.
the signs and kisses
aries - the “i want to fuck you so hard” kiss taurus - the hold your face kiss gemini - the sleepy, good morning kiss cancer - the “hey do you wanna make out” kiss leo - the movie date night kiss virgo - the drunk kiss libra - the soft and gentle kiss scorpio - the “oh my gosh i’m so happy” kiss sagittarius - the first date kiss capricorn - the wrap your legs around them kiss aquarius - the “i love you so much” kiss pisces - the “midight talk” kiss
i feel disgusting my stomach is full like i'm not hungry and i'm disgusted i literally want to throw it all up all i do is fucking eat
The signs after an argument
Aries: Feel like ripping your head off
Taurus: Hold a grudge for about a week
Gemini: act like nothing happened
Cancer: they forgive you but they won’t forget what you have said
Leo: Feel really guilty
Virgo: Wait for you to say sorry and then give up and say sorry to you
Liba: Give you the silent treatment for like 5 mins
Scorpio: Feel powerful bc their insults were amazing
Saggitarius: Ask if you are still friends and say sorry
Capricorn: ignore you and act like you are a stranger
Aquarius: They want to forget about it
Pisces: Don’t regret what they have said
How to Attract the Signs
Aries: - know how to express your opinions - be open to new experiences - ask for their advice or help! Taurus: - be 100% committed - take care of yourself - know how to tell a joke Gemini: - speak your mind - talk about interesting stuff - be playful and spontaneous Cancer: - pay attention to what they say (really) - be sincere at all times - make them feel relaxed and comfortable Leo: - make them laugh - be honest when complimenting them - be confident and generous (with everyone!) Virgo: - know how to discuss several topics - be discrete and calm - share your thoughts/interests with them Libra: - ask questions about them - dress nicely and smile often - be willing to compromise Scorpio: - challenge their views on things - be genuine and honest - listen attentively when they speak Sagittarius: - be laid-back, active and fun to be around - make them laugh, laugh at yourself - share personal stories and interesting facts Capricorn: - be responsible and honor your commitments - wait for them if you have to - be self-assured and realistic Aquarius: - share your opinions - be active and laid-back - be curious, question everything Pisces: - always be there for them - compliment them in subtle ways - talk about unusual things also works with moon & venus signs; (the Don’ts)
"to dream of a handsome man, is to likely have distinction offered" omens "to see gardens denotes great peace of mind and comfort" i say a lot of cute boys the dream means the confusion being cleared up will give me comfort? kinda does i guess
and u know how i had a dream about a cute boy adn then a dream about plants well i had a dream about fixing my plants and cute boy helping me i'm looking in my dream book adn it says
i had a dream a couple of years ago where i cut my arm gore blog deep and i felt the pain through the dream and i know it’s an omen and i feel the urge to cut into my arm just like the dream i feel it 24/7 and i also know that it will kill me so i think it will be around noon next week?? tuesday wednesday thursday but definitely not friday and a plausible saturday there are two knife choices and blue bandages and i think about inpatient a lot so this is pretty easy to read that i will either die or go to inpatient stay fucking tuned
date change definite date change tomorrow or tuesday and with my jackknife?? so it probably depends on whichever day i remember to get it shitshit
those pills like the narcotic one that have the name brand design but are like super fucking thick,,, are those chewable like do u really want me to swallow that fucking horse pill wth