Ankles.

May rant a bit. Sorry. And I don't own all of the gifs :( Those I do will be watermarked either theonceandfutureclotpole or lafilledessouffles. I cannot guarantee to be spoiler free!

[tardisloser]

I would quite like a boyfriend but the whole concept of dating terrifies me because it's a lot of pressure to be a completely romantic thing so I would much prefer to get to know guys as friends first, but then there's the whole "friendzoning" crap so basically being demisexual sucks.

[tardisloser]

I keep telling myself I deserve better but there's always that little voice at the back of my head asking if I really do.

[tardisloser]

What do you do if you know your feelings are totally irrational and unreasonable and you don't wanna ruin things for other people but on the other hand you are really upset

[tardisloser]

Whenever I want to motivate myself, I tell myself to "do the thing!"

[tardisloser]

Jeremy Hardy: As an important female role model, what kind of messages are you trying to send to today's young women?

Sue Perkins: Mainly lewd texts.

[tylerdylans]

“Part of growing up is realizing you learn to love so many people. It’s about forming those relationships and finding what will last forever.”

[clarulitas]

The Sound of Music (1965)

[hushhatake]

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

[miss-vortex]

[shencomix]

Advanced court tactix.

image | twitter | facebook

[8bitsaitama]

[gentlemanbones]

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

[coelasquid]

simply the best

[tardisloser]

I actually read an article on the BBC that agrees with this theory

[formordor-deactivated20181220]

hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you 

[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[kwanghale]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[teded]

10 facts you should know about Vincent van Gogh

1. Vincent van Gogh was born on March 30, 1853, in Holland. He was named after his grandfather and his stillborn brother who died one year before Van Gogh was born.

2. Van Gogh was 27 years old when he painted his first piece.

3. When Van Gogh first began painting, he used peasants as models. He would later paint flowers, landscapes and himself, mostly because he was too poor to pay the models.

4. Van Gogh suffered from temporal lobe epilepsy, a chronic neurological condition characterized by recurrent, unprovoked seizures.

5. In a short period of ten years, Van Gogh made approximately 900 paintings.

6. During one of his seizures, Van Gogh attempted to attack his friend Paul Gauguin with an open razor. This ultimately resulted in Vincent cutting off a piece of his own ear – but not the whole ear as is often rumored.

7. Van Gogh created his most famous work The Starry Night while staying in an asylum in Saint-Remy-de-Provence, France.

8. Vincent Van Gogh visually depicted turbulence, an incredibly complex (and still unsolved) mathematical principle in several paintings during a particularly chaotic time in his life.

9. Vincent shot himself in a wheatfield in Auvers, France, but did not die until 2 days later at the age of 37. His brother Theo, at his side when he died, said that Vincent’s last words were “La tristesse durera toujours” which means “the sadness will last forever.”

10. Vincent only sold one painting during his lifetime and only became famous after his death.

Happy Birthday, Vincent van Gogh.

From the TED-Ed Lesson The unexpected math behind Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” - Natalya St. Clair

Animation by Avi Ofer

[celtickaye]

[tardisloser]

I just had a phone conversation on my landline phone that I am paying for because I dont live at home any more because I AM AN ADULT (the conversation was with my parents, asking if they would come remove the spider from the bath and buy me groceries tomorrow)

[tardisloser]

I wish I had someone with whom I was comfortable talking about relationship stuff with. I’m sure my friends would be willing to do so, but it just doesn’t feel right and it’s not that I don’t trust them, it’s just.. it’s personal, and my emotional reactions are far from logical and i already recognise that, but I’m still feeling that way and I guess in a way i’m ashamed of that.