NerdyLex

Lover of cuddly things, anglophile, dork, nerd, stepmonster, wife, reader, Crafter, obsessive Ask me Stuff!

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[citystompers1]

Ryan Godzilling

[tardist]

Pregnancy announcements are really making me sad

[tardist]

Now that it's been received, I can post this quilt. It was a learning curve to be sure but I'm really pleased with it. I love that all the little bits are from other cherished projects. The pattern was too perfect to not make for a sweet little hippie mama and her little boy #dreambigquilt Pattern from @lovequiltingmag

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg

[mylifein3rds-deactivated2020041]

That smile tho.

[tardist]

ugh hot dad

[emirael]

I lost my father to Pokemon Go and I regret so many life decisions. I’m the one who told him about the game. I’m the one who initially encouraged him. What have I done?

Now he starts every phone call with a Pokemon update. He gets all the names wrong and asks me what a Dragonite is called every time he brings up the “fat fighting orange dragon”

It’s gotten so bad he’s started watching the anime on Netflix. Help.

[emirael]

Okay adding to this. My dad isn’t great at remembering the names of things. So during our pokemon update phone calls, he says shit like this:

“I have a cool pineapple head now!”

“I was down to my last stripey ball trying to catch the blue dragon snake. I told him if he ran away I was gonna be so mad.”

“And the gym had one of those big fat orange dragons!” (he still can’t remember what a Dragonite is called)

BUT THEN. but then. he’s also like, OUTRAGEOUSLY into it now? He’s level 27 and talks about how “the gym wars are brutal, babe,” and how long it takes to take down a level 10 gym? (LEVEL T E N)

And a couple weeks ago he called me to talk about the merits of the old-style Gyrados (which he pronounces guy-rad-os sorry I can’t stop him) that has the dragon breath move, versus the new ones that don’t because Niantic made a change. And he has like 6 Gyrados because his work is by a Magikarp nest or something? HOW MANY fucking magikarp do you catch for 6 gyrados? He’s about to evolve two more. H E L P.

and he says shit like, “Learning about individualized values really radicalized my thinking.” and he means it. Before he evolves ANY pokemon he googles CP estimates and has a pokemon calculator??

This morning he called me because he finally has enough Dratini candy to evolve a fat fighting dragon and wanted to talk about which Dragonair he should evolve. (One with high CP but bad IVs, one with medium-high CP, but okay IVs, and one with the lowest CP of the 3, but A+ IVs) And at this point he’s so far beyond my skill with the game (he’s been higher-leveled than me for months now) that I don’t even know what to tell him. I literally can’t advise him.

My father is more of a pokemon master than I ever was. The other day he texted me the team rocket theme song.

[emirael]

Team Instinct. I told him I was Team Valor when I first told him about the game and he was like, “Okay I’ll join your team babe!”

And then idk he forgot?? And when his account crashed after a week he did a Pikachu restart (that should have tipped me off about the impending obession tbh) and he picked Instinct again.

I ain’t even mad bruh. He so clearly belongs in Instinct. He’s happy there. It’s his natural habitat. Before work he goes and meets up with some other Instinct people to take the Georgetown Cupcake gym in DC. It’s super cute.

My dad will be your Team Instinct dad if you need one

[emirael]

So my dad has always been in the habit of getting to work early. I don’t know wtf he used to do, but now when he gets in early, he goes to the Georgetown Cupcake gym in DC and apparently teams up with “some friends I’ve never met” to take down the gym for Team Instinct.

Then he goes to work and keeps the game open so he can grab Magikarp every couple minutes. Apparently his work is like ON a friggin nest.

He keeps his Pokemon Go habit a secret at work. Nobody knows. On his lunch break, he says, “hey I’m gonna go for a walk” and goes on a 12-pokestop loop. He makes sure to hit up the local Dratini and Pikachu nests (the presence of which is UNFAIR AF). He also take a few minutes to reinforce ‘his’ gym, by which point has been under attack a few times.

At work, he keeps his phone on data instead of wifi (he has unlimited data. For some godforsaken reason he went through 30GB/mo BEFORE Pokemon Go.) because that means his avatar jumps around a bit more?? He says he opens and closes the app a few times to reset it and get the GPS connection to reset and nab him a few pokemon.

Apparently he gets about 140 pokeballs a day. And goes through them all.

[emirael]

This got a new batch of notes, so here’s a Dad Update.

He has 114 Pikachu candy. I hate him. Apparently he’s watching the anime almost every night. He’s on season 2. I think he’s just gonna go through and watch it A L L which is a prospect so terrifying it needs no explanation.

Out of the 6 Gyrados he’s evolved, he’s kept the top 3. He sent me some screencaps the other day of his current top-contender Magikarp and the pokedex entry, where you can see he’s caught 585 of them.

Five hundred eighty five. Who tf has TIME for that??

Apparently he still hasn’t decided which Magikarp to evolve.

He should make level 28 in a day or so.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

this dad will truly protect the world from devastation

[annoyinglylogical]

My dad works on my college campus and every night when he comes home he comes to my room right away and tells me about all the pokemon he caught that day.

[emirael]

Oh look, I’m on my dash again. Seems as good a time as any for an update. I bought him a yellow PoGo keychain for xmas. I will let you know how he responds when I give it to him:

He has started wearing yellow shoes for #TeamInstinct pride lol:

And he’s started wearing a pikachu tshirt. He is on season 4 of the anime. He watches EVERY EPISODE in order. I’m dying. He’s level 30, going on 31. He has over 9 gyrados now, and has enough candy for two more, but doesn’t see the point. He’s about to get his 4th dragonite. One of his dragonite has been stuck at the top of a level 10 gym for like 3 weeks now, since before he hit level 30, and he’s upset he can’t get it back to power it up.

[colornin]

@bouncyenvos

[emirael]

Pokedad update, since it’s back on my dash:

He’s still wearing the shoes. He loved the keychain because he’s a DORK.

He’s level 34 now. 1.12 million xp. 1.25 million to level 35.

He estimates he’ll make level 35 by the first week of July. He joined on July 13 last year and would like to be at 35 by then. He still hasn’t spent a single penny on the damn game and is very proud of that.

His favorite from gen2 is Blissey, who he says is his “best gym defender” and he’s 8 candies away from powering up another high cp Chancy, so then he’ll have 2.

Another gen2 fave is “Hounder” along with “Umbrreon” and Espeon. He’s got a steelix, politoad, “the other slowbro type” and “multiples of those metal coat sunstone kings rock upgrade stuff”. Recently he got “that feriligator” and a typlosion. Not gen2, but he has a “really nice chariZard”

He was SUPER mad about the gym update since he had like 7 pokemon in gyms when it hit, but it hasn’t staunched his fervor. He’s just been buckling down and doing his best. He’s been saying stuff like “I have one raid pass waiting for a raid alert to pop” and I literally don’t know what that means??

But I know what you really want to know. What’s his magikarp situation??

He’s caught 1885 Magikarp.

That’s why he has so many gyrados and over 2k worth of candy. He says he has 5 “really nice” carp he could evolve if he wanted to. But… he doesn’t need to. I mean, look:

He described this as his “navy” and I think it’s pretty well stocked.

Also yes he caught a shiny: (older screencap so that’s why there’s fewer candies)

When we were in the Philippines together, he didn’t have data. And let me tell you: The man was borderline distraught to be away from his game for the 3 weeks we were away. Whenever we were at SM City he’d wander around and complain that there weren’t more pokestops or gyms within reach of the SM wifi. (Also he now has 4 pokemon shirts, all of which he brought on the trip)

[jhameia]

HE HAS NEVER SPENT A PENNY??????????

Wow.

Does he have a red Gyarados??

1530 MAGIKARP CANDY W H A T

[systlin]

Behold the true pokemon god.

[curiouslyhigh]

Pokedad is my favorite instinct player and I will never hear a word against him.

[davidthestrange]

This is amazing! But to be honest I’m a little freaked out that his dad is 30. Like, this is someone’s kid who is around my age and is talking about a thing from my childhood.

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[radiomaru]

Ramona Flowers

[tardist]

I feel like a horrible horrible human being. I think my dog has a bad tooth and I didn't know about it

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

[mywildloves]

My friend Becky had a black cat named Shadow, and a gray cat named Smokey.

Respect.

[tardist]

We had an Oreo.  our orange was gingersnap, I had a calico Patches  Our grey is Kaiju.   Black cats we had Woody, Shadow and Vincent (Price), white one was Moonbeam

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

SLOW COOKER CHICKEN POTATO CORN CHOWDER

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[foodffs]

CLASSIC JELLY ROLL RECIPE

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[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[funnywildlife]

Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady, aww

[jmdj]

Blessed image.

[tardist]

omg

[pr1nceshawn]

Some People Know How To Break All The Rules.

[geekghoulsmash]

Chaotic Good Dogs!

[darkersolstice]

@we-are-rogue, @wearesamurai, @wearehealer

[we-are-rogue]

*squeals*

[tardist]

I hope when all is said and done, my kids feel supported and loved.

I know they don’t always realized that things like pestering them to do an essay or fill out a form qualifies for those things, but it does

[ecoslo]

Art Deco Sampler – Love Patchwork and Quilting, Issue 49: I am super excited to share with you the Art Deco-inspired quilt I designed for Love Patchwork and Quilting’s latest issue, out today online and on newsstands in the UK!

This quilt was inspired by all of the Art Deco architecture in the buildings I see every day on my way to work - along with a lot of pinning on Pinterest!  I designed up a pattern by sketching ideas on paper. Converting it to fabric form was a construction challenge for me - which I love!

The Art Deco Sampler pattern includes foundation paper piecing - including super-sized paper piecing for the top motif. It also includes curved piecing – the curves that look like “clamshells” are actually drunkard’s path blocks.

This twin-sized quilt finishes at 64″ x 84″. This version was made entirely with Kona cotton solids by Robert Kaufman in five colours: Pepper, Snow, Ash, Dusty Peach and Canary. It was quilted by a local Ottawa longarm quilter, Kim Mullen - this was the first time I sent a quilt to get longarmed, and I’m so happy that I did! 

I’ll share more about the design and construction process for this one over the next few weeks!

Linking up also with Finish it up Friday!

[tardist]

This is gorgeous - cant wait to pick this issue up