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fairycosmos

they should invent an enough that is enough

fairycosmos

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

persianmom-deactivated20260602

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

possessable

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

moon-covey

mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

dufrau

hey dont cry, spaghetti and meatballs with shaky cheese and garlic bread okay

Just pushed a fart out of my girlfriend

Hi kids meet your mother

i am so in love. so in love. with the most beautiful woman i have ever seen. she's about to become my entire personality guys im so sorry.

#its 430 and i haven't been able to sleep #she tried cuddling me every which way and when i opted to just get up and be productive instead #she tried to wake herself up so she could hang out with me and i had to put her back to bed

strandnreyes

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

ifdragonscouldtalk

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

ifdragonscouldtalk

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

clusterbuck

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.