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No minors.

I’m so old that two of my kids are adults. If you’re younger than my middle kid, you shouldn’t be following me. No terfs, supremacists, other bastards. No kinning my shit. No being weird near me. I liberally apply the block button.

Good news: I am obsessed with Fallout, Metalocalypse, Red Dead Redemption (and revolver), music of all varieties, and yo mama. did I get you? no? fuck sorry.

Anyway, if you’re under 21, you can’t follow me. It’s a safety and comfort thing for me. It’s illegal to show minors anything sexual, and you wouldn’t imagine what I’m cooking up. (It’s nsfw, it’s always nsfw.)

Teja is my boy, I love him and you should too.

#If you're a shithead I'll block you #Why do minors keep following me

bananonbinary

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

redheadhatchet

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.” I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

resetium

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

bed-bath-and-bazinga

A story in three parts

azatas

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

azatas

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

laurenillustrated

Peanuts + Calvin and Hobbes crossover!

Competitive Business

Lucy vs Calvin… who would win?

s4ltedcod

sometimes when I get frustrated I just draw picard after falling on the ground

dinovelvet

ahno-nimus

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull

evilwizard

SCARY MATH works in a whole different way that scientists don’t understand yet

evilwizard

oracle said if we attack our enemy a mighty empire will die, which bodes fairly well i think

wholesome-animal-images

ahno-nimus

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.