Rubbish

DinDin. 20. Meh.

[taroned-blog]

Because @dcvina tagged me and meh- why not. Haven’t been on tumblr in forever anyways lol. Tagged: @baepool @reibunkuro @taronism ahaha... because these are the only people i think i can ask without it being too awkward. ;;

[booksandpublishing]

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt

[thestormypetrelofcrime]

But although Tolstoy and the Slavophils may have fought a common enemy, their positive views diverged sharply.

[blue-crow]

The 45th page of The Areas of My Expertise is a chart, which reads, Table 3: The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations continued. The first of which is Man/Woman v. Man/Woman, Devil worshippers v. Apartment Dwellers.

[mostfacinorous]

‘The earliest was after a day of hunting, when Lleu told me in a voice despising and superior, “You’re certainly bloodthirsty.”’

[portraitoftheoddity]

“Orders from the Commissioners for executing the office of Lord High Admiral of Great Britain and Ireland, addressed to Captain Horatio Hornblower of His Majesty’s Navy.” - Hornblower and the Atropos

[chewvic]

“In an emergency, you can also strike a spark using a hunting knife and a piece of jasper, agate, or jade, but I didn’t know where to find jasper, agate, or jade.” - The History of Love by Nicole Krauss

[shatterpath]

incredible, unbelievable, inconceivable; unexpected, confounding, unprecedented; very strange, Inf. damnedest, highly extraordinary, very unusual, singular. - The Synonym Finder by J.I.Rodale. Most of the entry for the word, ‘amazing’.

Yeah, not so much. And as an asexual? This is perversely HILARIOUS

[roboticonography]

“Sometimes a stitch pattern just doesn’t quite work out how you want it.”

- Sock Innovation, Cookie A.

[micdotcom]

Watch: 14-year-old Auli’i Cravalho’s reaction to being cast as Disney’s new princess Moana is the best.

[kennidavis]

I’m so happy for her!

[the-jedi-princess]

matching icon for u and your descendant

[sseureki]

#THIS COMPARISON THO #THE ACCURACY

[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

[hogwartsninenine]

[cutbu]

read more comics

[haurchefant-greystone]

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away

[taroned-blog]

Guys- guys- look at my cute ass grandma. She had no idea it was a pizza slice costume. Look- lOOK AT HER CUTE. That is all.

[mulp-crossing]

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

“It’s cuter than every Animal Crossing before it.“

“I hardly see how that’s possible.”

“BEHOLD!”

[lousysharkbutt]

*joins the night at the museum fandom*

[luxarcher]

i live for until dawn as vines

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

[bob-belcher]

Viola Davis’ acceptance speech for Lead Actress in a Drama series at the 2015 Emmys

[the-bluespirit]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.