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Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

ACKACKACKACKACK!! HELPME @blender-anon !!

OHHH SHITT

BLENDS TASER ANON

AAAAAAAAAAÁÁÁÆÆEEE!!!

>:3

Tthank yyou, pparent!

Ignore that, im the same person!

donkeyheadedadversaryofman

Well, out of character.

ಠ_ಠ

What did I walk in on.

No clue!

Back into character,, whoops!!

Thank you, parent!

No problem random child!

I’m alive! Tasers you

ADJUTGGHUHFHJHYUYGGHHFYGFHHHFFG

ZUHZYHZUDDRNMMYDXMORNTHELOSSSFHBV

blender-army

ATTACK THE TASER MAN!!

Woah Woah Woah!!!

Tasers furiously

blender-army

WE BLEND YOU!!

WHAT THE HEEALLLEWACC DO BJRZHTWVJ!!!

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

ACKACKACKACKACK!! HELPME @blender-anon !!

OHHH SHITT

BLENDS TASER ANON

AAAAAAAAAAÁÁÁÆÆEEE!!!

>:3

Tthank yyou, pparent!

Ignore that, im the same person!

donkeyheadedadversaryofman

Well, out of character.

ಠ_ಠ

What did I walk in on.

No clue!

Back into character,, whoops!!

Thank you, parent!

No problem random child!

I’m alive! Tasers you

ADJUTGGHUHFHJHYUYGGHHFYGFHHHFFG

ZUHZYHZUDDRNMMYDXMORNTHELOSSSFHBV

blender-army

ATTACK THE TASER MAN!!

Woah Woah Woah!!!

Tasers furiously

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

ACKACKACKACKACK!! HELPME @blender-anon !!

OHHH SHITT

BLENDS TASER ANON

AAAAAAAAAAÁÁÁÆÆEEE!!!

>:3

Tthank yyou, pparent!

Ignore that, im the same person!

donkeyheadedadversaryofman

Well, out of character.

ಠ_ಠ

What did I walk in on.

No clue!

Back into character,, whoops!!

Thank you, parent!

No problem random child!

I’m alive! Tasers you

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

ACKACKACKACKACK!! HELPME @blender-anon !!

OHHH SHITT

BLENDS TASER ANON

AAAAAAAAAAÁÁÁÆÆEEE!!!

>:3

Tthank yyou, pparent!

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

ACKACKACKACKACK!! HELPME @blender-anon !!

OHHH SHITT

BLENDS TASER ANON

AAAAAAAAAAÁÁÁÆÆEEE!!!

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

I Taser the mini one

Bearius von Raum

What.

I am here on official duty. @lyfrassireddatsct , have you seen this person?

Update, we have a pfp now, we have the Anon’s pfp.

I’ve not seen them. I’ve been warned about someone blending Lyfs? We do have a ward up. I also did hear that someone blended my Marius. I’m. I’m a little concerned about that.

— Stell

I sneak around and DISABLE THE WARD!! @blender-anon , BLEND ‘EM!

TGANK YOU MINIATURE VERSION OF ME

BLENDS LYF

WAWAWAWAWAWA!!! >>:)

Hey, you are supposed to be watched by @blenderdefenderanon !

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)

Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways

(Skeddadles away)

Oh no you don’t! Tasers you

AFUUFGGYHSFBCHCDDSGCTHVUVD TY BUCTYCUGUGFTUGIHYFVHVHCYVHVYBJG HVGCYJB

Yes! Now, to put you behind bars.

PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

Oh wait. My shift ended 12 minutes ago. @blenderdefenderanon , can you take this over? My boss doesn’t want us to be overworked.

I can stand guard for a bit.

(Anti-blendering ward extends over @blender-anon)

Thanks.

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)

Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways

(Skeddadles away)

Oh no you don’t! Tasers you

AFUUFGGYHSFBCHCDDSGCTHVUVD TY BUCTYCUGUGFTUGIHYFVHVHCYVHVYBJG HVGCYJB

Yes! Now, to put you behind bars.

PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

Oh wait. My shift ended 12 minutes ago. @blenderdefenderanon , can you take this over? My boss doesn’t want us to be overworked.

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)

Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways

(Skeddadles away)

Oh no you don’t! Tasers you

AFUUFGGYHSFBCHCDDSGCTHVUVD TY BUCTYCUGUGFTUGIHYFVHVHCYVHVYBJG HVGCYJB

Yes! Now, to put you behind bars.

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)

Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways

(Skeddadles away)

Oh no you don’t! Tasers you

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

(here you go, right here)

Yes!!

Pulls out Taser

You are under arrest, @blender-anon !

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

YOU KNOW WHAT

BLENDS YOU

YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR

What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?

Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!

ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???

IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!

In honor of groundhog’s day, we’re blending the groundhog. Hope you like wood shavings in your smoothie

Shielded the groundhog already. And the groundhog babies. Not sorry.

Thank you, @blenderdefenderanon !

Pssst. Hey.

Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3

- @blender-anon

please no not the blende r

Its too late for yuo >:]

@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!

Do not resist arrest! crackle

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE