Gotta Blend Em

I put people in blenders

[blender-anon]

Get in the blender

(I blend RP blogs)

(Will probably mostly stick to Mechs RP blogs, but might branch out to other RP blogs or even just some normal blogs as well)

(I may take blending requests if you ask nicely, feel free to send them in as asks. If the person has asks/anons off, they will be @ ed in a post. Keep in mind there is no guarantee the person will respond. All blendings will be reblogged on here.)

(Interactions/asks/@ ing always welcome)

(No NSFW, be chill, don’t be an asshole, have fun 👍)

(Also, some threatening language may be used. These are jokes. I am not actually blending anybody.)

[hat3side]

hi! there was a request for your blending :3

blends you

- @blender-anon

RETRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[askspitfireghoul]

Hello!!! There was a request for your blending :3

Blends yuo

- @blender-anon

(Also soz this took so long the blender Did Not check it’s inbox)

Oh… I see, wait I what-

*intensive blender noises*

[mewguca]

hi!!! there was a request for a /affectionate blending :3

blends you

- @blender-anon

a What

[iwillstabifnecessary]

You know what time it is :)

- @blender-anon

Really, really, all I did was torment the gays, thats my only crime

[blender-anon]

It's only business :)

blemds yuo

[aialaau]

Overly Sarcastic Productions' most recent Trope Talk about Filler Arcs has given me a delightful image that I think perfectly captures what most writers do to their characters.

Thank you, @comicaurora, for this amazing image.

[comicaurora]

guilty as charged

[isoldmypronounsforgodnouns]

hello! there was an anonymous request for ur blending :3

blends you

- @blender-anon

MY WORD

help

[blender-anon]

Holy shit your blog is still active

- @microwave-anon

im still alive i just only do things every one william years

[blender-anon]

Any three characters from Stellar Firma!

I unfortunately do not know of any Stellar Firma character blogs, and as I am only partially through the series and would prefer not too get spoilers, I will not be searching too heavily. If you know of any, feel free to send them, but I am otherwise unable to fulfill this request at this time :(

[mechsarchives]

blends cursed crow's count Jonny

-@blender-anon

FUCKIN-

OW

That was rude.

Deserved.

[blender-anon]

You....

Some goose told me to explode you....

Oh no :c

[destructo-range]

hi im in your ask box now. it's quite cozy. I sure hope no abnormal occurrences occur here :]

@blender-anon my friend in this hour of need i require your services.....blease cast a blendage upon nae.......

[blender-anon]

@naenaex0xx :)

[capt-marty]

Ello! There was a request for your blending!

Blemds yuo :3

- @blender-anon

AuuUAUAYAGAGSGDGDHDGDHDGDHGHGHHGHGHH

[starisdumbandgay]

Hi! There was an anon request for your blemding :3

Blends yuo

- @blender-anon

holy fucking shit I’m being blended

[ur-fave-sawyer]

HI ONCEAGAIN SORRY ANON I FORGOT TO CCHECK MY INBOX

there was an anonymous request for your blending!

Blends yuo

-@blender-anon

WHO TF TOLD YOU TO BLEND M-

*get turned into gummy edible strawberry smoothie*

[brutal-sniper]

Hello! A anon has requested you be blended!

Blemds yu :3

-@blender-anon

No- NO! LEMME JUST BE SICK

[theredbushman]

Hello! There was a request for your blending :3

Blends yuo

- @blender-anon

Try that and yer the one who's going ta get cut up, mate.