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( . wiseladysif )

“Then lead the way.”

“alrighty then, follow me!”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“I wish to look completely at ease, to blend in, but also perhaps a dress.”

“ooh, okay. i think i know a few places.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“In which case, take me to your merchants.”

“awesome! anything in particular that you might wanna try? like something you’ve seen?”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“I meant no offense.”

“i wasn’t offended, don’t worry.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“That seems a little primitive, does it hold much purpose?”

“well yeah, everything here seems that way to you guys, but it works.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“Does one need gold?”

“nah, we use cash here. paper money.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“I have nothing to barter with.”

“oh, okay, lemme think for a second.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“In which case I need a tailor.”

“going shopping might just be easier.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“First, however, I must change, I am told that armor is not the appropriate attire for Midgard, and I do not wish to stand out.”

“yeah, the only one around here who really dresses like that is thor, so people’ll probably think you’re like, a really dedicated cosplayer or something.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“The Allfather does not offend easy, nor could you say anything to him that he has not heard before from either Thor or Loki. I will speak with Heimdall once this feud within your ranks is resolved.”

“i don’t know, i can be pretty offensive. there’s no filter whatsoever between my mouth and my brain. it can be a real problem. really? awesome!”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“Thor finds you utterly charming, I am surprised that you have not yet been taken to Asgard.”

“well, i am charming, i’ll give you that. probably because of like all the wars and bifrost stuff, and then all the stuff here that he needed to assemble for, and the fact that i’d probably seriously offend someone important.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“Oh well thank you. I shall wear badass as a badge on honor. Mew-mew? You mean Mjolnir? Would you like me to help you?”

“welcome. you totally should. yeah, that’s the one. i mean, it might make me sound smarter, but i think it pisses thor off a little and it’s funny.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“We do not, ass on Asgard is a term used to denote a donkey. A bad-ass is a mule that will not behave. But on Midgard, I assume it has some other connotation. Thor has tried, and failed, to explain the nuance of your language, but I find myself at a loss most of the time. Given that, and your primitive technology.”

“okay, you have so much to learn. thor isn’t good at explaining things, though. like, he really sucks. you know i still can’t pronounce mew-mew’s name right? badass here means you’re like, a totally awesome action hero ‘cool guys don’t look at explosions’ type person. it’s a compliment.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“Please, to the brave and the bold, I am just Sif, there is no need for formality here, Darcy Lewis, we fight for the same cause, and we fight for the same people. We are equals, and as such you are not obliged to refer to me by my title.”

“oh, really? okay, cool. it’s hard to be sure with you asgardians. especially because humans don’t really sue those titles, unless you’re like, legit royalty. thanks though. you’re pretty badass yourself. do you guys say badass?”

#Sif #oh shes absolutely nuts #100%

( . wiseladysif )

“Ah yes, Darcy Lewis, she with the electric box. Thor has spoken of how you bested him with your little box, and your book of faces. It is an honor to once again be in your company.”

“yup, that’s me. beat the god of thunder with electricity. it’s facebook, dude. it’s a website. pretty simple, once you get the hang of it. thank you, you too, lady sif.”

#Sif

( . wiseladysif )

“Greetings. I am Lady Sif, commander of the warriors three, protector of the throne of Asgard, keeper of the shield, and defender of the royal house of Odin. Who stands before me?”

“uh, darcy lewis, don’t really have a lot of titles?”

#Sif

( . kruegerjr )

“are you eyeballin’ my sandwhich?” she asked, looking over at the other with a raised eyebrow. “’cause i will smack a bitch up if they try and snatch my meatball marinara.”

“hey, i’m not eyeballing anything. don’t smack me, thanks.”

#Gillian

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