Valky

Massive Shantae fan alongside other things. I use any and all pronouns !

[shantaelover]

Hey there ! Welcome to my page ! As my name says, I'm a Shantae lover/simp. Here, I will be posting.. well, really whatever I feel like posting. Quick warning however; chances are good my posts will feature NSFW/Smut. I'm also a slacker, so expect slow posts. Sorry for the inconvenience ! Below are some of my favorite games/game series + shows and movies. And some things I will write.

Games/game series + shows + movies I like

Shantae (duh.)

Sonic

Henry Stickmin

Oshi No Ko

Dark Deception

Undertale/Deltarune + Storyshift

[Prototype]

Gravity Falls

Dragon Ball

Date-A-Live

Naruto

Elfen Lied

TMNT

Friday The 13th

Creepypastas

Dead By Daylight

Honkai Star Rail

Zenless Zone Zero

Persona

Danganronpa

DC

Spider-Man

Mario

Pokemon

Kirby

Pizza Tower

Freedom Planet

Street Fighter

Mortal Kombat

Skullgirls

The Coffin Of Andy and Leyley

Friday Night Funkin

--

Things I'm willing to write

Male Reader

Male Child Reader (PLATONIC ONLY.)

Female X Male Reader

Crossovers

Headcanons

Oneshots

Fluff

Angst

Smut

Comfort

Injured Listener/Character

And much more ! I'm open to any requests you may have.

Anyways, I believe that's all. Feel free to make a request if you have any ! Like I said earlier, I'm open to anything. Provided I don't think it's disgusting or I'm not comfortable writing about it.

[shantaelover]

Idk what's happening in Shantae 7 to make her weaponize her hair to THIS extent but I am certainly down for it

[jaxonthebox]

I've done a Lot of reblog chains, So now I wanna start one.

Fictional Crushes

I've done a post like this before, But I've never asked for others to do the same. Though, despite how long it's been, My answer's still the same.

Oh, Erza.

Now, It's your turn.

@akraticplane @convoluted-amalgamate @gothgenderbreach @coquette-corpsie @rat2rrj @hydrajones @mrkaset @balloonsandguacamole @seasonallydefective @randomshit618 @nero-the-dumbass @1-wonder-1 @cheekychihuahuaart @captainbluebeard51 @sanctumsavvy @wii-play-motion @tillychee @arcadepunk @s3crets-of-flight

Please @ your mutuals! Let's get some Chains going!

(Sorry if you're ace and I @'d you by accident)

[balloonsandguacamole]

Sorry for the late reply! This is one that I couldn’t decide what to do with because there are so many fictional crushes I could list that it’s frankly quite embarrassing.

BUT

I have two I decided to mention for this reblog chain.

Valentine 💘

(Skullgirls)

And…

Risky Boots! 🏴‍☠️

(Shantae)

They are both such awesome and interesting and fucking sexy characters that it has my brain in a chokehold, ohmygod~…

Anyway, as for my mutuals to at…

@masterwound @shantaelover @davestriderrider @chi-scribe

Go at it!

[shantaelover]

I mean it's already in the name but

While I do have more than a handful of fictional characters I'd date/bang, none has ever captured my heart like Shantae did.

It already felt like love at first sight and my infatuation only grew stronger when I learned more about her.

I love my Half-Genie Hero ❤️

[shantaelover]

WHO HE THINK HE FOOLING

FLOWEY WE KNOW THAT'S YOU

[shantaelover]

Yeah uhhh time for me to lock in on writing cause once this drops y'all not gonna see me for a lil bit

I got spoiled on Chapter 3 and 4 that shit is not happening again

[shantaelover]

Summer Games Fest could've been the biggest piece of garbage crafted by man and I'd still glaze it as a 10/10 from this reveal alone

[shantaelover]

HEY!!! HEY YOU!!!! YEAH, YOU!!!! 🫵

You’re really cool. 😎

I LOVE YOU TOO INTERNET GUY!!!!

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[jakejavu-offical]

Option 1: including OCs

Ew. This is a bug (a 2ft tall one at that 😬). Plus I'm a het guy.

Option 2: not including OCs

SON OF A FU- /ref

So yeah. Puma from the Lion King. Another guy, another animal, another shortass (/aff). No thanks.

@s incoming

@ajithink @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres @jaithink @unnamed-fusion + open @s

[echothevessel]

can I like… not…

im too aroace for this shit

(/pos)

[sleepy-echo19]

its madeline celeste winning at life

[sleepy-echo19]

oh wait tags

@tanyindrawsandgames @andro-m3da @mantis-sisters-of-battle @lionacuty @floohy @partialpablo

[valhallas-last]

Huh. Guess I have a garden now. Neat.

@actualmastergrimm @apothecaryofdigitalis @zora-thesidecharacter @diverdrivedown @duckofmisfortuneoffical @grandexcessivecoremode

And anyone else who wants to join in.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

Fuck yesss open tags

[thestormwielder]

this is what i get for downloading images beforehand

open tags + @auxins-insanities

[auxins-insanities]

i guess i’m in a polyamorous relationship now

@2ofspadesssss @spacedout925 @helixmoment + open tags

[spacedout925]

was about to say i was in a relationship with myself (thats my sona) until i realized ten 17776 was there (how did i not notice her bruh)

so

hell yeah my beautiful ten i am very pleased with this

This art by the amazing @yzeebzics btw :DDDD

so uhh them and uh @mercymermaid as well if you'd like? and open tags

[mercymermaid]

kill me now i guess? i get karnak but i get my choice of twinknak vs oldnak.. guess we're doing oldnak? he'd probably spend our marriage hinting ominously at my death (a kindness compared to outright saying it) and lamenting about old man pains. also he's canonically dead so i'd be marrying a broken animatronic. okay then

@mysticalgiraffe @itskandykane @ogshtinker (tragic if it's not mike) @polswiss @helio-ii @gggggravel (and @yzeebzics again) !!!!! sorry if i forgot you i have a lot of moots on this hellsite.,,.,..,,

[gggggravel]

LMAO JACKPOT I GOT GRACE

@m0m3ntary47 @dougiedc3 YOUR TURN

[m0m3ntary47]

WOO MAMA LIFE IS TURNING UP I GUESS😭

literally who do i even tag lets see uhhhhhhhhhh @hcat15 @twotime86 I CHOSE YOU GO GO GO

[ashhcat15]

ERM ...

GUYS 😭 I'M NORMAL I SWEAR @mercywashere

Plz don't come for me

Anyways I tag @nyxorni67 @cuphead030 @insufferablewhore @csepelcurry @yourlocalavian

@justzenn17 @jesse-the-star @turtlefirefly @brightgoat @burtrubber

[turtlefirefly]

YAY I LOVE HENCHMAN

@maxtheweirdo1812 @cups-terr @unstableautonomy @peachykipp @drunkendicez

[shidraoftheworldpillar]

Ok. I'm fine with this honestly

@randalcandal @confusedeldritch @alex-the-bard @lesmond-sycamore @aurorazepic

[confusedeldritch]

Perfect, no notes.

@macawthestarwing @captaincreative @swolfcantdraw

[macawthestarwing]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

@stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @freezedom @gamegem92

[freezedom]

I mean, it's alright like (/ref)

@pantaloons152 @juice-ity @emmmochi @smal5504 @makithewizard @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @easterartist @mist-the-husky-mix and open tags cuz I kinda forgot blog names.....

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^

I would rather be with Fold, but she's fine as well. Poor silly is so traumatized (and I guess she's about to ragequit uno lol)

Tagging: @eventide-paradox @izafetess @slipperychip @viennflowerclass @adeafad @jakejavu-offical @lilatheglitchybunny @hardal201 @haruhikiomori @invader-rewa @insightfulillustrator @tarrblariathemess @nabitodexart @vermillion20064 @f-mariaa @stellaghost @milk-teaz-room @screwzara @pegz-and-rexy-offical @pers0n1ch @i-am-trashyy @matveytale @mraltruist @axelworlddw

[i-am-trashyy]

I didn't count my ocs so uh this thing

Too old for me

Everyone is tagged

[epichermesholymoly]

HECK YEAH I WON THE JACKPOT WITH THIS ONE (tbf it was lowkey rigged for me to win but whatever lol)

Everyone to ever exist is tagged

[cheekychihuahuaart]

Heck yeah🩵

@girlsnap @linope @lyricgutz @lynnsartsworld @lanceylancethepiggy @viyanaarts @vivipudim @vivithewacky @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @obsidianexiledeceiver @theolivinginhidden @samrat855 @savage654studios @rainbowllamasblog @ra30fsunshine @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @friendshipgirl @aro-luigi @perro-fome @plusul-minin @plutonictoast @hispartyinvite @jellybluewig @krestivarium @whatthefrogtho @hungeehungeehoggo @mythicalcreatorpixel @jaxonthebox @sophiaisadumbass @manofsomething @pt-duckhat @pencilsharpeneravian @simplyharms @sicklynoisytalisman @fawnbabisworld @shonapaqhi

[jaxonthebox]

Two-for-one! Nice.

@gothgenderbreach @nero-the-dumbass @2-dragon @sanctumsavvy @okenamarkwood900 @archiveofaches @jantheamathyst @mrkaset @ilovepeashooter2 @novamikeiii @wii-play-motion @polyamiru @thisizkris @meikipomakiss @seasonallydefective @coquette-corpsie @tillychee @arcadepunk @s3crets-of-flight @greatvaluevertigo @akraticplane

[greatvaluevertigo]

Love is love

@s3lkie2sato @wowzoerz-blog @mistic-sins @balloonsandguacamole @ray-the-silly-billy @ramratkachow

[balloonsandguacamole]

Honestly could be a hell of a lot worse.

@masterwound @davestriderrider @shantaelover @green-hawk-888

[shantaelover]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Don't really have anyone to tag soooo anyone seeing this can join in ＼(^_^)／

[shantaelover]

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS!!!!!

RED SPECTER = PHANTOM RUBY CONFIRMED!!!!! (kind of)

MY COPING MAY COME TO AN END!!!!!!

BRING MY BOY BACK SEGA PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!

[shantaelover]

Chaotix Casefiles Episode 7 spoilers

THEY DID IT GANG!!!!!!!!

[balloonsandguacamole]

THAT’S IT!!! ONLINE FREAKS, HELP ME DECIDE THIS!!!

Who is the best Shantae girl? :3

Shantae

Risky Boots

Someone else…? :0

Stop trying to decide which character is better or worse, they’re both great

Voting ended onMar 11

[shantaelover]

Guys this person is a Risky Boots fan and they were very mean to me earlier today

Vote for our Half-Genie Hero!

[balloonsandguacamole]

GUYS, don’t listen to them! They were simply upset at me for presenting them with factual evidence for Risky Boots being the best Shantae girl!!!

Vote for the Pirate Queen!!!

[shantaelover]

There was no "factual evidence" provided by this person at all! It was all just slanderous words thrown around in an attempt to make Shantae look bad!

The Half-Genie Hero herself AND the Half-Genie Gang would never lie to you! Unlike these filthy no good pirates!

[balloonsandguacamole]

Not only did I provide perfectly logical reasoning as to why the Pirate Queen was best girl, but most “slander” thrown around was simply me defending myself from this individual’s attacks against our poor Risky Boots!!!

We are neither filthy NOR no-good! We are simply charismatic and determined buccaneers who like to redistribute wealth! ;]

And to assume the half-genie gang would NEVER lie to you would be disingenuous to how often EVERYONE lies, including them!!!

[shantaelover]

Whoooole lot of projection in this one post I felt it all the way over here

Just to clarify AND prove this is another pirate lie, THIS very individual was the one who insulted MY gal first

I had not flung even an utter of a hostility towards Risky till I had enough of my Half-Genie's name being dragged through the dirt for this pirate's sickening pleasure

I tried so hard to be rational before this but now here we are

This is all the pirates' fault!!!

[balloonsandguacamole]

The amount of lying being put into this one post is ASTOUNDING, I can almost smell the hypocrisy wafting off of these genie truthers!

While I did indeed make jest of Shantae first, it was simply all in good fun! This user, however, decided to take it to the next level and outright INSULT Risky herself!!

To claim this is entirely MY fault would be to claim you have done no harm to Risky’s reputation! Yet another lie!!

[shantaelover]

At worst I called Risky a bum. What this person was saying about Shantae was FAR worse!

They said she had no personality, looked ugly AND was weak! If anything I was FAR more kinder to Risky than they ever were to Shantae! To defend it under the disguise of "good fun" is simply distasteful!

Frankly I find all this so appaling. Pirates have to dig so deep to make the Half-Genie queen look bad meanwhile their own leader has literally tried to destroy all of Sequin Land!

That's all pirates care about! Ruthless conquests for their own selfish gain!

The Half-Genie gang however will love and care for you.

[balloonsandguacamole]

THAT’S IT!!! ONLINE FREAKS, HELP ME DECIDE THIS!!!

Who is the best Shantae girl? :3

Shantae

Risky Boots

Someone else…? :0

Stop trying to decide which character is better or worse, they’re both great

Voting ended onMar 11

[shantaelover]

Guys this person is a Risky Boots fan and they were very mean to me earlier today

Vote for our Half-Genie Hero!

[balloonsandguacamole]

GUYS, don’t listen to them! They were simply upset at me for presenting them with factual evidence for Risky Boots being the best Shantae girl!!!

Vote for the Pirate Queen!!!

[shantaelover]

There was no "factual evidence" provided by this person at all! It was all just slanderous words thrown around in an attempt to make Shantae look bad!

The Half-Genie Hero herself AND the Half-Genie Gang would never lie to you! Unlike these filthy no good pirates!

[balloonsandguacamole]

Not only did I provide perfectly logical reasoning as to why the Pirate Queen was best girl, but most “slander” thrown around was simply me defending myself from this individual’s attacks against our poor Risky Boots!!!

We are neither filthy NOR no-good! We are simply charismatic and determined buccaneers who like to redistribute wealth! ;]

And to assume the half-genie gang would NEVER lie to you would be disingenuous to how often EVERYONE lies, including them!!!

[shantaelover]

Whoooole lot of projection in this one post I felt it all the way over here

Just to clarify AND prove this is another pirate lie, THIS very individual was the one who insulted MY gal first

I had not flung even an utter of a hostility towards Risky till I had enough of my Half-Genie's name being dragged through the dirt for this pirate's sickening pleasure

I tried so hard to be rational before this but now here we are

This is all the pirates' fault!!!

[balloonsandguacamole]

THAT’S IT!!! ONLINE FREAKS, HELP ME DECIDE THIS!!!

Who is the best Shantae girl? :3

Shantae

Risky Boots

Someone else…? :0

Stop trying to decide which character is better or worse, they’re both great

Voting ended onMar 11

[shantaelover]

Guys this person is a Risky Boots fan and they were very mean to me earlier today

Vote for our Half-Genie Hero!

[balloonsandguacamole]

GUYS, don’t listen to them! They were simply upset at me for presenting them with factual evidence for Risky Boots being the best Shantae girl!!!

Vote for the Pirate Queen!!!

[shantaelover]

There was no "factual evidence" provided by this person at all! It was all just slanderous words thrown around in an attempt to make Shantae look bad!

The Half-Genie Hero herself AND the Half-Genie Gang would never lie to you! Unlike these filthy no good pirates!

[balloonsandguacamole]

THAT’S IT!!! ONLINE FREAKS, HELP ME DECIDE THIS!!!

Who is the best Shantae girl? :3

Shantae

Risky Boots

Someone else…? :0

Stop trying to decide which character is better or worse, they’re both great

Voting ended onMar 11

[shantaelover]

Guys this person is a Risky Boots fan and they were very mean to me earlier today

Vote for our Half-Genie Hero!

[shantaelover]

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS!!!!!

RED SPECTER = PHANTOM RUBY CONFIRMED!!!!! (kind of)

MY COPING MAY COME TO AN END!!!!!!

BRING MY BOY BACK SEGA PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!

[shantaelover]

Cerebella getting spoiled with dessert after an incredible performance!! :]

Just like she deserves!

/

Another day, another undeniably great performance by the one and only, Cerebella! Now currently in her dressing room to rest up after such an electricfingly amazing display of her acrobatics.

Yes it was that great and nobody should be told otherwise.

...Ok maybe Vitale didn't comment on it when she asked him but that was ok. Not everything is a TOTAL hit and it just means she'll try harder next performance.

As she cools off in her dressing room, she hears a knock at the door. Upon opening, the circus performer smiled warmly as she sees it's you, her 'food(namely sweets) deliverer' of sorts.

How'd you get this job? Honestly not even you know sometimes. But nobody questions it, especially Cassandra, so who's to complain?

"(Name)! Come on come on!" She basically dragged you inside, eyes glistening seeing the plate with a silver platter over it in your hands. "Waddya get me?!" Sheesh. Her excitement was utterly radiant.

You don't say anything. Just chuckling softly as you place it down on her table and pull it back. Soaking in the sight of Cerebella's gasp of utter joy, the way her jaw nearly hit the floor as she took in the sight.

Ice cream, a slice of cake and various other pastries all waiting to be devoured by her.

You don't even get to react before the circus performer used her signature hat to pull you in for a crushing hug. One that, while driving the breath out of your lungs, also let her cleavage be pressing against your chest.

Worth it.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU-!" Cassandra said this plenty before finally letting go. And even planting a small kiss on your cheek before going to chow on her dessert. Making your face heat up a little.

It was a little baffling to think a literal enforcer for the Medici could be so adorable.

But also... it was endearing.

\

I wuv her

[shantaelover]

I LOVE BEING A DRAGON BALL FAN AGAIN!!!!!!!

[queen-of-sapphics]

I'm bored reblog with random pictures

@small-bottle-of-expired-milk @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @calcium-is-screaming @waitingonabook @onlypartiallysane @kingofkaumidy5 @femboy-offical +open tags

[femboy-offical]

Okay :D

@tomboy-offical @twink-offical @goober-offical +open tags

[yehoria-offical]

[daedricsheep]

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

@laciffo-natas @professional-fool-of-energy @remington-is-awesome @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis

[laciffo-natas]

Open tags :3

[emvss]

tags: @megumismyhusband @riuvy @mnserrat @fushihearts @cosmic-almonds @dreadfulcannotexplainsituations @mapleevan @abbi111 @kenqo @tinysanemi @m0derngrrl @quimichi

[cosmic-almonds]

@h0shi-17 @rainy-matcha @cosmosdystopia

[mr-showtime-17]

@rainy-matcha @unliterary-nonsense @a-lil-bit-weird @cosmosdystopia @oceanamethyst @ourscarygirl @honeystarberry @scribl + anyone else i missed

[honeystarberry]

@tiramiiun @unliterary-nonsense @maicennie @a-lil-bit-weird @mayowayo @bobcross1010

:P

[a-lil-bit-weird]

@pc-on-a-motorbike @astracaedes @shakusame

+ open tags

[astracaedes]

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical + open tags

[aliensatemysocks]

open tags lol

[rainbowkessem]

@ovloppy @sams-hyperfixations @paranormaltheatrekid @hexesandwyrmwood @beth-unico-offical @hypnopompic-decay @not-offical-offical @nothing-special-i-guess @minute-maid-official @rusty-spooooooooon @oliverquary + open tags !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-offical-offical]

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical

[sm64-green-toad]

Open tags

[sm64-wario]

@sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi @pink-dr-mario @hotelmario-mario @rabbid-luigi-bwabwa @ssb-metal-mario

[pink-dr-mario]

@dr-healmore-skc @drgoombatower @smo-wedding-mario @blue-luigi-from-smash

[drgoombatower]

@eggman-official @egg-offical @official-doctor-robotnik @official-classic-sonic @official-sonic-the-hedgehog @rose-of-rings @redmarge @green-rick @geneticlifeform-official

[rick-the-hamster]

Green Rick

@aquacharlie @greenpim @ametalsonic @twilight-princess-link-official @lavender-ralsei @beam-mage-skc @turquoiseroaringknight @tails-doll-jumpscare @tails-doll-official @themetalknuckles @mario-bounty-hunter @green-roaring-knight @blueroaringknight @pinesdoofenshmirtz

[ametalsonic]

*beeps in get tagged @nia-s-randomness @gizmo9133 @bestvalue1997*

[nia-s-randomness]

@freakasaurus-rex @sage118 @blahokazooie @dangerous-crow-boy @dollcorvid @peishathebookity @ravencake @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @mikuautismfandomart @azazel-the-fifth

[balloonsandguacamole]

@masterwound @shantaelover

I can’t think of anyone else’s usernames off the top of my head… 😢

[shantaelover]

I too have not many people to tag

So anyone seeing this can reblog ig