Very Stup Girl

I only have this account to stalk my really pretty and cool girlfriend and sometimes post clips of me stabbing people. 24 | She/Her, Trans, Bi and Ready to Cry

[phantomrose96]

I gave her a chickpea

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[milquetoaast]

source

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thing that always gets me about chickens is that they're not very good at eating.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've watched chickens pick up the same pellet four or five times before finally managing to swallow it.

[00venator]

When they try to eat a massive bit of grass and it's just hanging out their beak and they refuse to give up. Like girl you are not eating that

[wholesome-animal-images]

[tashihasaknife]

Kweg

[misophonie]

omg

[defiantlybouncingonit]

I’m going fucking insane this is everything

[curioscurio]

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

[curioscurio]

oc brainrot. is real

[dkpsyhog]

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

[microsff]

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

[hb-not-the-pencil]

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

[microsff]

My first 100k post, after almost thirteen years on this site!

Many huge thanks to @hb-not-the-pencil whose wonderful adaptation of my story has provided most of those notes - I see far more notifications for that than my original.

This also illustratess, incidentally, the two main reasons Tumblr is my favourite social media site: the creative reblog additions that collaborate to build something great, and how posts can keep circulating years after they were first posted, and become part of the site's folklore.

[veryluckyclovers]

[sceptixfakemon]

WHAT IS SEXIER:

set of sexy lingerie whose entire purpose is to be sexy

15th century suit of armour

Voting ended onFeb 17

[knightclubbing]

we don't have to fight.......

[hrast-ika]

i have no idea when i drew this, had to be more than a year back, all i know is that i have been on my One piece reread (Water 7 ofc)

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

[tashihasaknife]

Heres the highlights of me aura farming at my most recent hema tournament.

[sirfrogsworth]

This is called "knowing your audience."

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[thefrogman]

Results not guaranteed.

[therootbeersprite]