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Secret basements in New York City bars

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Wine cellar at Roscioli in SoHo

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Spotify wrapped but it’s my 2023 dating:

- 8 first dates

Genders:

- 7 guys

- 1 girl

How we met:

- 4 IRL

- 2 on Hinge

- 1 on the League

- 1 set up

Shoutout to Raya - 50++ matches, no dates! But 3 sleazy DM slides from dudes I DIDN’T match with so that’s great.

First date was:

- 5 drinks

- 1 comedy show

- 1 dinner + drinks

- 1 concert-like thing

How did it go?

- 2 2nd+ dates

- 5 see u never homie

- 1 was that actually a date??? Anyway bye

Any fun facts?

- 1 guy confessed to securities fraud (unprompted!!)

- 1 guy admitted he was married and had 2 kids

- 1 guy asked if anyone had ever told me I look “50% like Mia Khalifa”

- 1 guy was a Spotify reggaeton singer (like a SoundCloud rapper but somehow worse, made me listen to his whole “album”)

- I’m still seeing one 🌚

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Golden hour steam

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Holiday pandemonium at Oscar Wilde - pretty sure Mr. Wilde would have been all over that doggy filter (tongue out baby)

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Blood orange cosmo at the Ace Hotel lobby bar - good vibes here

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Order the pizza and the gnocchi - thank me later