It's all art

I'm Arquis Zahhal, and I'm an Heir of Mind. I'm a rustb100d. I coded my SBURB game and kept the reckoning at bay for several sweeps. We haven't won yet, but we will. If you think I 100k familiar, I know. It's been said before.

[strepthrussy-uwu-blog]

[mollymerula]

i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

sprouted fully formed in me head 

[doubleddiscontent]

M!A: You said you /did/ want to spread the candy virus through your game right? Welcome to being a trickster.

> This is the first time you’ve opened Tumblr in weeks. Mostly, you wanted to see if the trickster plague was starting to peter off, or if you needed to stay hyper vigilant about not letting the candy virus spread into your timeline.> You really should have known better than to open your askbox. As though you could stop the transformation, you fling your phone away and shut your eyes, backing up against a wall and desperately pretending you hadn’t read it.> But then the giggling starts. A saccharine taste fills your throat and you almost gag, but end up laughing harder instead.> Oh man. This is the fucking BEST. Why were you so afraid?> It’s time to go share this euphoria with your stupid grumpy ass teammates~> …But first, a selfie.

GUE22 WWHO’2 FUCKIIN BACK, BIITCHE2~~!!~~~!!!!!!

((Sketch by the amazingly talented @hareofhrair, Color and shading by me!))

[doubleddiscontent]

@tastefultentacleporn heeeeeeeeeeey arquii2 iim comiin ovver ta 2mooch you~~!!~!!

[tastefultentacleporn]

Thanks, you gave me an%iety

[witchy--mama]

@killuadominance

[niknak79]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[fat-birds]

secretary bird walking around.

[pleatedjeans]

clickhole

[mattsunsthighs]

barry wilmore has seen some shit

[academiemelusine]

Rational move is to keep the airlock shut, btw.

If one is Ramirez and one is, say, the Thing, then by opening the airlock, you guarantee that the Thing is on the ship, because both of them are on, and one of them is fake. You all die no matter what.

If you keep the door closed, then if Ramirez is outside, he dies in the vacuum of space and you die to the Thing next to you.

But if Ramirez is inside, then the Thing stays out and you both live.

Which means Barry got it right. Good for you, Barry, you cold motherfucker.

[tastefultentacleporn]

How old are you?

Nine. Turning ten soon, though.

[doubleddiscontent]

tastefultentacleporn:

Everything is now illuminated because you repeated yourself, how c001d I have been so blind

Oh wait, wrong person

Spill, Araezi, who is feeding you information that I don’t know about and how do they know it

h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4 m4k3 fun 0f th3 bl1nd g1rl. cl4ssy.

4nyw4ys th3y sp3c1f1c4lly 4sk3d m3 t0 k33p th3m 4n0n unt1l th3y m3t y0u pr0p3rly. wh1ch th3y w1ll.

suff1c3 t0 s4y 1ts 4 f3ll0w t1m3 pl4y3r.

[tastefultentacleporn]

/K

I'll find out

[doubleddiscontent]

tastefultentacleporn:

Firstly, what

#How do you know about our ancestor’s session

1 s41d th1s, 1 h4v3 4 fr13nd. h3 h3lps m3 0ut.

[tastefultentacleporn]

Everything is now illuminated because you repeated yourself, how c001d I have been so blind

Oh wait, wrong person

Spill, Araezi, who is feeding you information that I don't know about and how do they know it

[tastefultentacleporn]

Firstly, what

[tastefultentacleporn]

You are invited to punch me in the face if necessary

Or, you w001d be, if you were not vastly stronger than me and also a bit of a sadist

[anabiosisdiscarnate]

8ut I liiiiiiiike my 8ard/Prince gam8it.

[flippinoptimist]

you like havin big guns

[tastefultentacleporn]

I like having literal big guns better

[anabiosisdiscarnate]

tastefultentacleporn:

Rogue of Light is pretty useful for buffs

Knight of Time isn’t going to stop being useful for the frogs specifically, and Mage of Space is a good option for knowledge and manipulation, especially for a speed run

Thanks, I know I’m a genius, imagine me taking a bow here

Sylph of Life is a pretty good healer overall, I’d say, though Sylph of B100d might also get you what you’re 100king for with emotional and physical healing

I’d say Heir of Breath for mobility but they might have problems connecting with the team, so… Witch?

They might feel like their talent is wasted, though, or they’d try to run everything

:::;)

I don’t know, John didn’t seem to have that pro8lem. He just needed a little pushing.

A Sylph of 8lood might 8e a8le to keep them in line either way, though.

[tastefultentacleporn]

I haven't met anyone by the name of John. Which is strange because most of the people I meet here seem to be part of someone I know, indirectly or otherwise

We haven't been properly introduced, by the way

I'm Arquis Zahhal, and I assume you're a Thief of Light who goes by Vriska