The Best Kind of Marco Jokes

A blog made to meet halfway with our grief over loosing everyone's favorite Freckled Prince, Marco Bodt. But, trust us--We're only half-serious. Feel free to submit your own Dead Marco Jokes by hovering over the button with the tag! Hover image credit to: homosexual-titan

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So there's a Marco flashback in S2 E9.

But only half of one.

Somehow, it's fitting.

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Season 2 is out, it's been years

This blog is still alive. But Marco isn't.

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After I temporarily left the fandom (was more into jojo, now equally both), half of me wanted to believe you guys were still active. I'm so glad that you are.

This blog is like Jean and Marco. Together, we're able to give 150%.

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draw your ocs not knowing how to use a crosswalk

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Browsing TV Tropes and this happens.

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So I just got this email….

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So We're Having Steak For Lunch

My family is at the lake and were barbecuing steaks. My grandfather came in to ask us how cooked we wanted them. I swear I was struggling not to say "Armin" when he asked me for my input. And I don't even watch the show or read the manga! I am so sorry.

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I wish Erwin's death was more surprising, but it was so obvious since he was one arm in the grave.

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Did you hear that Isayama is teaming up with Sam Raimi to do an SnK/Evil Dead crossover?

It'll star Armin ... as Ash.

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I heard that Armin was part of the Sanders campaign.

He was really feeling the burn!

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I use these to torture my friend. Warning: They are all terrible

What is Armin's favorite kind of Cheetos? Flamin' hot

I guess you could say that that Armin's plan went up in flames

Armin sure is a hot topic right now

Armin is by far the hottest aot character. He's smokin'

Armin would have been burning with rage if the plan didn't work

Honestly, doesn't Armin know that smoking is bad for his health?

I find it hard to believe that Armin is dead. There a still so many burning questions that are unanswered

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And it burns, burns, burns....

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Fave character: *Confirmed dead*

Me: Haha show me their corpse and then I'll believe it

Writers: It's right there

Writers: They're dead

Writers: Never coming back

Me: Nah they're fine

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