‘that’s your boyfriend? he looks like a dick.’
“Well, looks can be deceiving.”

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‘that’s your boyfriend? he looks like a dick.’
“Well, looks can be deceiving.”
“——hard day at work.” that doesn’t explain a black eye and a split and bloody lip, adelaide.
“Do you work at a fucking boxing club or something? What the fuck happened to your face?”
“Bullshit! She was obviously fucking flirting with you and you didn’t do a god damn thing about it.”
“Exactly! I didn’t respond to her, so why are you pissed?”
“why can’t you get it through your thick skull? i don’t care.”
“And why not? Why can’t you just care?”
“does a handjob count as cheating? because it shouldn’t.”
“Um, yes it does.”
“You could have internal bleeding. That’s not good.”
“Internal… Bleeding? I doubt that could be the problem, perhaps I have merely pulled muscles.”
“You think someone would just leave you with pulled muscles?”
Kali looked up at her roommate, her head still resting on her pillow. “Again? Are you serious?”
Zack looked over at her, shrugging a little bit as he sat down on the side of her bed. “Sorry about that..” He scratched the back of his head, hiding his face into the palms of his hands. “..guess we’ll be without any electricity by tomorrow.”
“So, we’re going to be going freezing cold and without any source of entertainment until we can get enough money to pay the stupid thing?”
Snapchat | *Devil Emoji*
gwen: do you remember this guy?
madeline: uh, yeah, why?
gwen: he tried to bet with me gwen: then nobody heard from him again
Snapchat | *Devil Emoji*
gwen: because going up against me in bets is life or death
madeline: yeah doubtful.
gwen: do you remember this guy?
I AM GOING TO CRY
walked right into that one
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gwen: you probably aren’t
madeline: what makes you so sure?
gwen: because going up against me in bets is life or death
Snapchat | *Devil Emoji*
gwen: honey we know bets never go well on your end
madeline: i’m willing to risk it going bad.
gwen: you probably aren’t
“Shit. Must have slipped my mind.”
“It slipped your mind? You made it seem like it was so important. Or you just made up the whole thing.”
“I just have a lot on my plate right now. I don’t need you making accusations.”
“Calm down. We’ll be fine.”
“we’ll be fine? we just committed a crime we’re not going to be fine!!”
“All we did is rob a bank. It’s not like they saw our faces.”