[skamtuturo]

only the truth

[suggersdingle]

[cappuccinofroth-deactivated2018]

Guess who got their life together!!!!!

not me but someone probably has

[aaronandrobert]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Typical rainy day in Venice

[dreams85andmore]

For a second I thought this was a themed restaurant

[anonymoustypewriter]

Humans will literally adapt to anything

[zhe-lazy-fox]

Noah Kahan - False Confidence

And I wonder why I tare myself down to be built back up again Oh , I hope somehow , I wake up young again All that’s left of myself Holes in my false confidence And I lay myself down And hope I wake up young again. Hope I wake up young again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jewishdragon]

Some Round Planet Highlights

You want BBC’s Planet Earth but more humorous? Well so did the BBC. 

So they took their Planet Earth footage and wrote some hilarious narration

[martinsblackwood]

[skamitaliasource]

Two italian idiots in love™ (2018) dir. Ludovico Bessegato.

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Unexpected Benefit of Black Panther: my local pet shelters went from having something like 50-60 black cats between them to having NONE, becuase they’ve all been adopted out and named after the characters. “T’challa” is the most popular, but there are a fair number of “Okoye”s and “Shuri”s as well.

…and one very confused Elderly Humane Society Volunteer wondering why someone would name such a sweet cat “Killmonger”.

[themoonsbeloved]

Goodbye this is the best news ive heard this year

[steampunktendencies]

Just an amazing 200 years old secretary cabinet

[tarajenkins]

This porn was not tagged

[fuckyeahnaturalphilosophy]

Real-life footage of “the object”

[treewizarded]

imagine all the weed you could hide in here

[indecision-maker]

I think my favourite thing about the #latelateshow tag has been seeing all the people who have never heard of Jack but who can instantly see how much of a genuine caring person he is. 

You keep doing you @therealjacksepticeye! <3

[therealjacksepticeye]

I’ve gotten an insane outpouring of love from so many different people. I feel blessed :)

[systlin]

So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years ago, it was a Thing.)

And of course some kids choked to death on live goldfish. 

He didn’t believe me until he looked it up on his phone. And then he was just quiet for a minute and said “Ok maybe people have just always done dumb shit” and the glow of victory is going to carry me until lunch. 

[jayalaw]

I admire the patience. I’d get really salty or silent

[systlin]

The look of dawning realization when they figure out that it just turns out that humans are dipshits, have always been dipshits, and will likely always be dipshits is Great I highly recommend using this bit of history to point this out to people. 

[merak-zoran]

People used to drink mercury, thinking it stopped aging.

I mean, they were right, but still.

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass

[snorlaxatives]

remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life