everyone wins

Hi, I'm from Melbourne Sorry no selfies yet. but I look better on your dash

[everyoneslame]

[suspend]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[ziamasf]

[sui-cidio]

[surprisebitch]

Steve Harvey: and the winner of Miss Universe is Colombia!

Miss Philippines:

Steve Harvey: i have to apologize, the runner-up is Colombia… Miss Universe 2015 is Philippines!

Miss Philippines:

[theflavourofyourlips]

[genies]

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

[nbcsnl]

[bengal-tiger]

Lmao

[queeranne]

#MasulinitySoFragile speaks the truth 

[assachusetts]

“Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.”

- One of my customers (via assachusetts)

[teamnii-blog]

[mefisutofaust]

when the teacher makes a mistake in a math problem

Teacher : I’m a human too guys, I make mistakes too

me :

[difficult]

[partyhardersss]

[sleepyhead95]

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

[newyorkcitybrunette]