I've never told a lie and that makes me a liar

[theflavourofyourlips]

when you read a book, do you

read every single word

skip a few words/phrases to get to the good stuff

skip but feel guilty so you go back and read more carefully

Voting ended onMar 23, 2025

[theflavourofyourlips]

welcome my beloved

[theflavourofyourlips]

I'm bawling my eyes out and I hate everything

[theflavourofyourlips]

(x)

[theflavourofyourlips]

when you read a book, do you

read every single word

skip a few words/phrases to get to the good stuff

skip but feel guilty so you go back and read more carefully

Voting ended onMar 23, 2025

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[archibaldtuttle]

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[vviridescence]

happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it

i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[sunsbleeding]

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[rylandsgrace]

Springfield's Got Talent (2012) // The Grammy Awards (2025)

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[halloweentual]

they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger

[james-silvercat]

Vaccines

[jacksdreams]

“Don’t you—you don’t want your own space?” “No,” he said baldly. “Unless you do. I need you protecting me from our enemies with your water-wolves.”

― Rhysand, A Court of Mist and Fury

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[starrymoons26]

no, no i don’t

[noblehouseofgay]

"Hey Jimmy gimme a pizza with nothin"

"nothin???"

[aromacaque]

personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

[aromacaque]

dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn’t be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you’re working less than that actually