friendly neighborhood insomniac

they/them

[csenegb-deactivated20210520]

hope everyone’s doing well! here are some chicks

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[yujateaandpi]

All all all

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[patema-introverted]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[teaboot]

Okay but I'm getting approximately 10 billion terrible AI old man pretty lady ads for "eighty percent of people were born in the wrong place" and "your energy belongs in X location" and I cannot for the life of me comprehend who could possibly be benefitting from this. Countries seeking additional labor? Travel agencies??? I'm so numb to the grifts I've stopped asking why

[devourallusurvey-deactivated202]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey-deactivated202]

That's right

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[nekopys-deactivated20260226]

This season, it's all about family.

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[lakemojave]

Work sucks you wanna come to my house and play perverts together?

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is this gang of seagulls stalking a guy for his sandwich

[the-haiku-bot]

Today’s bird is this

gang of seagulls stalking a

guy for his sandwich

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"