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@tay-kinney
Of course, you have to be very careful with needles. But, they have the advantage of being an amazing weapon to use if anyone tries to attack you.
Don’t forget that if the zombie apocalypse happens and I manage to survive, I’ll know how to make clothes for everyone.
Knitting seems a lot more hardcore when you put it like that.
Well if zombies do attack, if we stick together, then I can protect us while you make us new clothes, it'll be great.
Well, I don’t think so. They died outside of his parties, but I guess events that happened inside of his parties caused their deaths. Unless you want someone to die, that is.
Happy Birthday for then, if I forget. Has James got anything planned for you? He really should do something cute, cause you’re so amazing and stuff.
Someone dying would be... inconvenient, I guess. And the whole 'dying at parties' been done before so maybe not.
Thanks Jess. Uh, I'm not entirely sure. He's been so busy with the play, I haven't seen him in a while actually.
Are you 100% sure it wasn’t Rugrats? Cause I think babies and then I think Rugrats.
Well, it wasn't animated, so it probably wasn't Rugrats.
Oh, why is that a bad thing?
Because I don't want to get older.
I have to agree with the later. It’s really relaxing but also tiring? You should definitely try if you have problem falling asleep.
Neither did you learn sewing, I guess. Only I had the misfortune to learn all of these things.
I can only imagine stabbing myself with the needles, and then I'd never get to sleep.
Nope, not that either. Well, yes, but now you're a 'proper and prim young lady'. Or something like that.
I don’t know about yours, but my grandmother sucks at knitting. However, she also thinks that every refined young lady should know know this useful skill, so she made one of my maids teach me.
Well, one of them loves it, even if she's not the best at it, and the other considers it beneath her so, yeah...
Thankfully I never had to learn it though.
Knitting is no one’s strong suit, believe me. If I didn’t like the feeling of wearing homemade stuff, I doubt I’d even bother.
I'm sure it's like... grandmothers' strong suits? That's all that really comes to mind.
I’ll definitely try that, it’s just I’m worried about getting the colours right. It’s a very special sweater I’m planning to knit.
Oh, right, didn't think about that. Knitting's not really my strong suit, after all.
Maybe you were watching Rugrats. Cause that’s basically what Rugrats is about right? Super smart babies?
No, no, I'm pretty sure it wasn't Rugrats.
Maybe but I mean, what if people got to choose either. Like, what if the whole world was just a world of super smart babies?
... I'm pretty sure I saw a movie like that once. Or read about a movie like that.
You know what they say, the older you get the wiser too.
But can't I just get wiser without getting older?
Are you going to have a party? You should have a Disney themed party Or a Gatsby one. Or a normal party if you want a party that is.
When is your birthday?
Disney or Gatsby sound cool. Though... don't people die at Gatsby parties?
Two weeks or something.
Gross, it's my birthday soon.
I got caught in the rain and now all my yarn is soaked in water. I guess I’m not going to make that sweater after all.
Can't you just dry them... like with a hairdryer or something?
I haven’t seen said King of the assholes around lately. And be nice.
Neither have I, actually. Everyone rejoice!
And I'll be nice when he is.
