Putting The Ass In Sass Since 1998

Trust me

[konoko]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[sonderoo]

For anyone yearning for this, i just want you to know it’s so lovely when it happens. You will come home and feel relief because it is a safe place. You will actually feel at home. You will decorate it with things that make you happy and cook meals for people who love you and play your favorite music whenever you choose. You will have a life there but you will also have a life beyond it. It will be yours. You will make it yourself. 

This morning i went up to my rooftop and watched the sun rise over the city. i ate breakfast at my little table. The window is open and i need to do the dishes today but nobody is yelling at me about it. i am happy here. It’s so beautiful. It will be so beautiful.

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

we really gotta stop calling anti abortion people "pro life" like even if ur aware how bullshit of a term that is ur still somewhat reinforcing the idea & validating them. say anti abortion or anti choice or, my personal favorite, cunt

[mindofanartist87]

haven't posted art in a long fricking while but here you go. *shrug*

[afeelgoodblog]

There is a reasonable and logical way to lower abortions

[toastbutteregg]

[romcommunist]

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

[anguam]

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

[girlballs-archive]

the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw

[baphonnicula]

when i was very young, maybe 3-6 years old, i thought the washer and dryer were married, the washer was the wife and the dryer was the husband. whenever i'd go into the laundry room i'd just look at them and be like oh yes. this is peak romance.

[baphonnicula]

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[fluffygif]

[sustancy]

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

[verylostpenguin]

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

[erwtas]

the only pain I wanna feel in 2022 is from tattoo needles

[nsjshjskshshwbwnksjz-deactivate]

[prescription-cactus]

couples ought to be friends if not best friends. romance is not a alternate path to friendship, but an add-on to friendship. friendship with sprinkles on top.

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[hannigraham]

cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials