number one shion uzuki defender

Icon by @award42 They/whatever, crippled, 28. Alright fine, I made a bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shionxenosaga.bsky.social In love with the beauty around me, but also a good-natured hater. Good luck maneuvering this untagged nightmare :)

[sadhoc]

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[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[daria-argento]

How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything

How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

[rabbitkinglune777]

lil drawing guide thing im making of him + study of fat/underrepresented bodies

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[softboyshaven]

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

[darthlenaplant]

Holmes really went:

[getvalentined]

This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities

[burnbrighterthanever]

Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.

[charlesoberonn]

I should point out that her fake fiance "disappeared" on their wedding day on the way to the church.

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 1

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Goncharov (Goncharov)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 9

Alucard (Castlevania)

Spock (Star Trek)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 21

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[genderoutlaws]

planned parenthood offering laser hair removal which is a really necessary gender aligning procedure for many trans women!

it being introduced alongside botox and fillers and multiple of their clinics suddenly saying that they won't perform abortions on anyone above a certain BMI even though it's against their own internal standards

[genderoutlaws]

beyond the reinforcement of beauty standards and body fascism like, idk how many people realize Botox is a specific brand name, and that brand in question has donated over $135,000 USD to Republican politicians in the past year alone. yknow the people that regularly vote to defund planned parenthood.

[genderoutlaws]

and another thing but like this is also why all feminists need to be pro fat liberation cuz shit like this puts pregnant fat people's lives at risk, even when they do access abortions they are often referred out to a hospital with a longer wait and a steeper bill, and often denied pain management. these stories coming out from fat women lately tryna access care alongside PP now selling the beauty standard to women feels interconnected and predatory.