[chicago-belle]

[novelreveries-deactivated201909]

[fitzroythecat]

[10knotes]

"feel my leg i just shaved"

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[2mints]

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean

[ingravidio]

[winterfellis]

[halpertbeesly]

Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his Netflix sent here to the office and he watches them in pieces when things are slow. He’s a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn’t be surprised he’s identified with her character.

[thehumanbeanisnotavegetable]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

[taylorlechat]

[vmites]

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

[kushandwizdom]

[words-of-emotion]

Good Vibes HERE

[bunnyfood]

[stoned-levi-deactivated20150901]

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

[ryperbole]

[potato-chiip]

you:

me:

[taylorlechat]

I just want to walk up to people and shake them

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]