Come Be My Little Spoon

My Fiancé makes a horrible cup of tea.

[sassafranski]

that awkward moment between birth and death

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[taylorlevifitzgerald]

Don't forget LG Q6's amazing #5DaysofAwesome competition is doing its final draw on 30th November! For a chance to win £5,000 to spend in 5 days, buy the LG Q6 now at Carphone Warehouse and enter at: www.5daysofawesome.co.uk/lgq6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpe9c1M-go4&feature=youtu.be

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[gahhhdamn]

how I stay sane

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate]

this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[taylorlevifitzgerald]

Mollie won £5k with the LG Q6’s #5DaysofAwesome competition - see how she spent it... Reckon you could do better? How would you spend £5,000, if you couldn't keep anything at the end? Find out more at www.5daysofawesome.co.uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNvmFm64yQ&feature=youtu.be

[paprika]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund

[factly]

[miglionico]

this was the way I came out today

[goodtolovve]

can this just go viral already, it deserved better

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[lohver]

[eclecticheretic]

Choose the people who choose you

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

This is the realist post on my dash

[dxstorms]

do u ever just get so amazed by how beautiful someone is and it’s like every single time you look at them or see them smile u can’t help but smile too bc wow