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@taylorobrienhq
“She is the type of girl who falls in love with sunsets.”
— kissingqueens (via dauntlessbellarke)
rvbbins:
“yeah i’m pretty sure my nanny said that once or twice but it was in french so- really it could’ve been anything.” he shrugs, now adjusting his posture. “you don’t need to please me, doll. i’m pretty content with what i’m looking at.”
Taylor looked at him unimpressed,” Do you get many girls with that attitude? Because I don’t see how this-” She waved her hands at him and continued to talk,” is attractive.” She was so not in the mood to deal with people like Preston who acted like the whole world revolved around them. If only he caught her on a better day, then maybe she wouldn’t be as hard on him as she currently was.
Zoey Deutch for Who What Wear (July 2018)
Zoey Deutch in Set It Up (2018)
John Mulaney Sentence starters
Part 1: New In Town
30 to choose from, come may contain foul language.
“I was hoping that by now I’d look older, but it didn’t happen.”
“Whoa, that tall child looks terrible.”
“I always thought that quick sand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
“I think I’m becoming more like my mom.”
“People always sush animals.”
“Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world.”
“No! That’s I;m sensitive about!”
“I once was on the telephone with Blockbuster Video…”
“When people get mad at me it’s my fault.”
“It’s wrong to make fun of people, but it’s so fun sometimes.”
“I don’t like robots thinking of things.”
“It’s easier to do nothing than it is to do something.”
“That guy’s a bozo.”
“I’m trying to in general take better care of myself.”
“You ordered your food an hour ago, it should be here by now.”
“NNOOoo!”
“Life is a fucking nightmare.”
“Whats that? Over there! Don’t do that!”
“I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”
“Here’s a story I once heard about me [Insert story here]”
“Alright, let’s go over there and destroy the place.”
“We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild.”
“FUCK DA POLICE!”
“I’ve never climbed a fence that high before.”
“No” (You know like a liar)
“Did I do that?”
“Why? Why do you do this?”
“I am often wrong.”
“Could you help me out? I am very gay, I would like a few dollars.”
“No, it’s okay I was lying.”
❝ i just want one thing to go right today. ❞
“You’re literally reading my mind.” Taylor said to Sadie, as she put her head on the table.” I just want one day that isn’t ruined by rude people or by insane amounts of homework.”
“ you know- you look like a horse when you laugh down your nose like that. “ tearing the cigarette from between his lips, he tosses it on the ground, stomping it out. “just bein’ honest, hun. it’s not an attractive quality. you should work on that.”
“Has anybody told you about the saying if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Taylor responded to Preston, a little irritated. “ Also I don’t care what you consider attractive or not, I don’t aim to please you.”
@joeyxames
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@wydprince
Which Flower Are You?
You are Daisy
Friendly, sociable and easy-going, you take life as it comes, are always patient and always kind. You are reliable and conscientious. You're not ambitious, preferring to focus on the important things in life: love, family and friends. The most precious thing in the world to you are the moments you spend with the people you love.
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
altered carbon sentence starters. episode one && two. feel free to change pronouns and details if necessary !!
❝ don’t trust anything. ❞
❝ let experience wash over you. ❞
❝ expect nothing. only then can you be prepared for anything. ❞
❝ who cares? we’re getting paid. ❞
❝ have you always been such an asshole? ❞
❝ the only way you’ll learn is by watching, so watch. ❞
❝ you’ll be fine. ❞
❝ i think i’m gonna be sick. ❞
❝ what the fuck? is that normal? ❞
❝ you almost fucking killed me, man. ❞
❝ make them remember. ❞
❝ you had to go be a dick. ❞
❝ some people just need killing. ❞
❝ that’s a little vague. ❞
❝ where did you get this? ❞
❝ some things can’t be bought. ❞
❝ no one has that kind of power. ❞
❝ stop obsessing. ❞
❝ there’s nothing to be afraid of. ❞
❝ who’s fucking afraid? i’m not afraid. ❞
❝ i need to show you something. ❞
❝ what’s your excuse? ❞
❝ are you a moron or just an asshole? ❞
❝ i just want one thing to go right today. ❞
❝ you know. it’s… it’s about the details. ❞
❝ people like you are still stupid. ❞
❝ i was wrong about you, [name]. ❞
❝ i don’t know how to be in this world without you. ❞
❝ there’s more here than you’re willing to see. ❞
❝ never. you hear me? not ever. ❞
❝ no matter how tranquil the world seems, peace doesn’t last long. ❞
❝ she’s not our problem. ❞
❝ war is the only thing we really understand. ❞
❝ ah, for fuck’s sake. ❞
❝ that’s disappointing. ❞
❝ let me know if [name] goes anywhere. ❞
❝ don’t thank me. just stop. ❞
❝ i’m sure he’ll understand. ❞
❝ how tasteful. ❞
❝ you want answers, they come with questions attached. ❞
❝ all this trust is just making me tear up. ❞
❝ don’t threaten me again. ❞
❝ they’re not like us, [name]. ❞
❝ i was worried. ❞
❝ sooner or later, somebody’s gonna have to tell her the truth. ❞
❝ i’ll never see her again, not even to say goodbye. ❞
❝ do you know what that’s like? ❞
❝ violence is almost always, in one way or another, personal. ❞
❝ well, you didn’t answer. ❞
❝ i got drunk to celebrate. ❞
❝ technology advances. but humans don’t. ❞
❝ what the hell is wrong with you? ❞
❝ you gotta get out more, [name]. ❞
❝ you’re just gonna leave? ❞
❝ i thought it would give me a moment of peace. ❞
❝ i should’ve known better. ❞
❝ you’re not supposed to have that. ❞
❝ me and [name] have been best friend forever. ❞
❝ i’m devastated. ❞
❝ you’re better off alone. ❞
❝ this is my place. i’m staying. ❞
❝ if it was me, what would you do? ❞
❝ you’re worth more than that. ❞
❝ you can’t possibly think i’m that stupid. ❞
❝ i’m too tired to do the paperwork. ❞
❝ you wanna know why? because i’m capable of almost anything. ❞
❝ when i get there, i’ll let you know. ❞
❝ i’ll be right next to you. ❞
❝ how about, fuck no? ❞
❝ there’s someone waiting for you. ❞
❝ i’m afraid i had no choice in the matter. ❞
❝ sometimes, complexity can be exhausting. ❞
❝ you fascinate me. ❞
❝ you’re everything this world has lost. ❞
❝ why would i be nervous? ❞
❝ i’ve done terrible things. ❞
❝ please forgive me. ❞
❝ sometimes, surrender can be as savage as any attack. ❞
wydprince:
This was something he missed, the ease of being around Taylor. Sometimes, Ian wanted to tell her, wanted to finally admit what was wrong. Could feel the words as they got ready to jump from his throat out in the open. Then he remembers his mother and the way she cried and cried until Ian’s shirt was soaked. Ian was horrified and just imagining that look on Taylor’s face made his knees wobble and his stomach nauseous. She was always someone Ian could count on and he hoped she felt the same.
“Always a workaholic,” Ian starts, grabbing his bag and following close behind Taylor. He bumped their shoulders a bit, a wide grin on his face. It was hard for him not to be happy around her- she was always so genuine. “I’ll have to take you out sometime, then. Before your schedule fills up and you’re drowning in all the responsibilities, of course.”
“Have you met me? All I do is work especially now that I became president after Av-“ she stopped abruptly and avoided Ian’s eyes. She had briefly forgotten that Ian was Avery’s best friend.” After the former president graduated,” She finished her sentence. Taylor tried all summer to not think about her ex-boyfriend and just when she thought she finally succeeded, she was proven wrong. She had finally entered the kitchen and her first thought was that she needed a drink, but then she discarded her idea. She didn’t want to deal with the hangover the next day.
“Please do. Who knows when I’ll be available after school starts?” Taylor said, trying her best to get back to the conversation but her quiet voice betrayed her. She wanted to pretend like everything was fine and that she was fine, but it was useless. Instead of feeling as relaxed as before, all she felt tense and upset.