Taylor's Williamson's Amazing Blog

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At least Mike Crapo won.

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Feelin like this right now. 🙉😬🙏😬🙈 #ElectionNight

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This #ElectionNight coverage is really stressing me out you guys.

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I'm so proud of myself for choosing to make America great again by voting to elect our first ever female president! (I voted for your mom.) #taylords

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ARIZONA #Taylords! After we find out who's gonna cause the end of the world tomorrow, relax a little&come see me tell jokes @Standuplive Thurs&Friday! Thirsday is 13+! Get $10 tickets with promo code "AGT"! Free meet and greets too! Ok bye!

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So cute when Donald Trump supporters express themselves using emojis. 👨❤️😉

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Now I can't even bring my washing machine on a plane?!! Ugh! Thanks Samsung!

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I'm so sad about the passing of Max Alexander. He was the first comedian I ever opened for on the road. It was at The Improv in Harrah's Casino back in 2005 when I was 19 years old. I was so nervous to do this room and to work with this legendary comic who I had seen in movies and in clips from his performances on Johnny Carson. He was so kind and supportive to me, and treated me like a peer. My performance was super deadpan back then and he introduced me using the microphone backstage as "Mr. Electric" Taylor Williamson. That didn't stick past that week of shows but I thought it was funny. I wasn't close to him but he was always so kind and reached out to me when he saw special things happening in my career and it meant so much to me. I worked with a comic just two weeks ago who was telling me stories about what a mench Max is. My favorite Max Alexander joke went something like this - "I went to my doctor I told him 'I'm so fat I can't even see my penis.' He said, 'Diet.' I said, 'I don't care what color it is I still can't see it.'" (Not sure how this comes off on paper, but it's word play on the diet/dye it. Such a good joke.) Look up his comedy and laugh a lot. Rest In Peace, Max. Thank you for all the happiness you brought to the the world, on and off stage.

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ARIZONA #TAYLORDS! Come see me tell jokes NEXT WEEK! @standuplive! 10-11! Get $10 tickets with promo code "AGT"! Thursday is 13+! Free meet and greets too! Please tell your friends and stuff! Smiley face

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Hey mom look! Finally I've done something really important with my life! #HeidiHalloween #Taylords ps shoutout to @camibradley from @thesweeplings for this dumb/wonderful costume idea! Smiley face @amnewyork @patrickmcmullan

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Just another typical Halloween with the bae. I heart you too @HeidiKlum! Smiley face #Taylords

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I'm going to this Halloween party tonight dressed as "Adam Sandler at a costume party."

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#Taylords

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Seat 13?!?!? F indeed! ✈️+💺👹=😧🙏🐶

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Show is 21+! One night only! Free meet and greets! Last show in my hometown this year! Bring your family after thanksgiving! Please tell your friends! OR ELSEEEEEE #taylords @bellyuptavern

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The scariest part of going on a Haunted Hayride 👻💀👹😱👨

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Yah brother!! #Taylords #hulkamaniacs #boners