Am I the only one who gets phone numbers on pieces of paper slipped into his pockets by the older siblings of the kids? I can’t even believe it. And, like, while I’m entertaining the little ones, their eyes are doing naughty butterflies and what am I supposed to do then? Because I tend to get awfully distracted. It’s so flattering, but it makes my job hella harder. Like, today, this girl screamed at my face and told me I looked like this guy from 5sos. And I tried to stay in character, but I was just standing there like — what the fuck? Do I look like a guy from a sauce commercial?