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Jinx is so good I’m genuinely struggling to pick a favourite. If we’re going off the amount of replays since release it’s either tell me why, gwen stefani, or tastes like tangerine

(not really including the singles here bc I’ve played them so many times pre-release I wanna hear the new ones too)

#awsten constantine knight #geoff wigington #otto wood #parx #waterparks band #awsten knight #awsten #waterparks #album of the year #I get so gay off that jinx

PASSPORT. NEW NAME. JUMPIN ON A PLANE, RELOCATE.

TURN OFF. CAPS LOCK. DYE MY HAIR BROWN, CUT IT ALL OFF.

#awsten constantine knight #geoff wigington #otto wood #parx #waterparks band #awsten knight #awsten #waterparks #jinx #gwen stefani #peak lyricism I fucking love this song GODDD

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HOLY SHIT JINX IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD

JINX has been out for over 24 hours now so here’s my initial impressions of each track (I did the singles too but obvs I’m much more familiar with those lol)

1. parx-182 the musical

2. childhood trauma/dreams

3. adult trauma

4. five stages of grief

5. love song for the mentally ill bitches (me) featuring a classy level of horniness

6. the horniest parx release so far

7. hip-hop summer banger for the mentally ill bitches (me)

8. one direction if they had a pop punk/pop rock kid with avicii

9. every musician’s will to live

10. eurovision-esque ballad

11. video game beats to shake ass to

12. nostalgic but looking introspectively to the future

13. pro-choice til I fuckin die (featuring momsten!! <3)

#awsten constantine knight #geoff wigington #otto wood #parx #waterparks band #awsten knight #awsten #waterparks #jinx

many jinx thoughts occurring rn. not the sound I was expecting it to have (not complaining)

#awsten constantine knight #geoff wigington #otto wood #parx #waterparks band #awsten knight #awsten #waterparks

now that parx is 10cm dilated with Jinx I’m gonna share my prediction I’ve had ever since prowler dropped

I am CONVINCED a large chunk of the album is about them getting fucked over by d*nny elfm*n. From the dude mentioned in ILWC threatening Awsten over the phone, to the prowler dialogue near the end (which I’m assuming is probably voiced by elfm*n), and him voicing the devil throughout. Awsten has mentioned Mark Hoppus’ verse a lot online and in a lot of interviews, as well as some other features from Dillon Francis, but besides the initial album announcement he’s basically been silent about elfm*n. It also makes the armed robbery from the prowler tour make more sense bc the perpetrators have to have been paid a lot/by someone high profile if they wouldn’t confess who hired them from PRISON.

Maybe this will end up being a huge cope on my end, but considering Awsten mentioned that he can’t say more about the situation with elfm*n I’m assuming he’s legally bound to silence and the album is the only way he can really talk about it (bc music is subjective etc etc). I’m lowkey scared for Awsten too considering all the themes around threats of violence and death so I hope it all turns out ok regardless. Jinx is actually gonna kill me off I know it