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Poseidon: God of the Sea, creator of hurricanes and earthquakes, can be stand completely still and still be terrifying as shit

Also Poseidon: needs to have a Very Important, Probably Illegal conversation with his son and arrives at lunch time for the sole purpose of giving Paul Blofis crap about eating tuna

Hazel: Once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!!

Nico: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

Grover: So what do you think of camp, Nico?

Nico: Adjectives fail me.

Percy: You know what fails me? Chiron in archery class, ‘cause I don’t laugh at his bad jokes.

Annabeth: It could be that, Percy, or it could be you shooting arrows into his tail.

Piper: So, Reyna, tell us about your family.

Reyna: I have one.

Dionysus: Ugh, what’s that horrible sound?

Chiron: Children.

Jason: Listen, Nico, I always used to see you as a creepy jerk. Like the human version of rat poison.

Nico: Uh, go on.

Jason: But when I saw you in Diocletian’s tomb today, I realized, Nico’s not a bad guy. He’s just a heartbroken soul who needs love and gloves with fingers.

Nico: Hey, fingerless gloves look awesome!

Jason: No they don’t.