certified diversity lose

Algernon, 25, he/him, happy big and sexually normal

[zerothejackal05]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[justsomeguycore]

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

[2023-yaoi-off]

Yaoi-Off 2025-2: Elegy of a Broken World

Round 2: Spock x Kirk (Star Trek) vs Bill Cipher x Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Spock x Kirk

Stanford Pines x Bill Cipher

Voting ended onApr 8, 2025

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it's kind of crazy how many physical books universities have. like i'm pretty sure a lot of them go just untouched for years at a time. but they're just waiting there for the right obscuritan to come along. like cinderella

[depsidase]

[unpeeled-human]

legally, i should be allowed

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[sandmandaddy69]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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This one’s a banger!

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Starting a collection

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[seagiri]

pots n picks week - day 1: traditions

[feyspeaker]

Lucanis Dellamorte prints | patreon

[kittyoperas]

yet another Davrin painting ft. some piercings I thought he’d look handsome with

[alltears]

dragon age twt au? dragon age twt au. FIRST OFFICIAL VEILGUARD ADDITION!!!! i hope everyone is having a blast playing!!!