Perpetually Confused

Gray. 34/M/USA. Just here for the memes and cat pictures tbh.

[felthief]

Dad I don’t have xray vision from 2 miles away. How am I supposed to see any of that.

[felthief]

[felthief]

My relationship dynamic be like

My hot blooded husband: chilling in the drivers seat, tank top and sunglasses, AC blowing, vibing and having a Good Time

Me, poor circulation passenger princess: cannot feel my fingers and don’t wanna fuck up his thermodynamic equilibrium so I am slowly turning into a very sad popsicle and holding the food for the function we are driving to

[catchymemes]

[trickstarbrave]

Sometimes you see a house remodel so bad you actually need to kill someone

[trickstarbrave]

Thank you for putting into words why the house on the right is so hateful and stupid

[lipstickchainsaw]

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

[coral-skeleton]

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

[goodman-grace]

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

[johannestevans]

Joy!!!!!

[felthief]

deadass i thought the dilute tortie was my cat pearl for a second and i was like 'i dont remember posting a video of Pearl…' 😂

[felthief]

minimalists fear my house

[felthief]

trying to get my house clean before my future MIL gets here on friday but i have work at 4 tomorrow oh my goddddddd

[greengableslover]

TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT Day 1 ❥ Horror television

Do you know the word, Mr. Blanky? It's similar to a Yupik word I know from Russian America. 'Tuunraq'. A Spirit. Spirit? That may not be her meaning. A spirit that dresses as an animal. THE TERROR - SEASON 1 (2018)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

[gracefuldisasters]

you are so right

Conversations in Italian, circa 1996 - 🍄🍄36

Well, this was a wild ride. Cheers, guys

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[felthief]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You’re funny. I like you. Here’s my cat with his coochie out.

Genuinely curious how the Censorship Engine is gonna respond to this one

into the processing vortex you go

[felthief]

uuuugggggghhhhhhhhh