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GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMANS! I AM TCHEFUNCTE, THE FUNGIE! A NORMAL EARTH ADOLESCENT!

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

IM ZIM 420. WHICH IS STUPID AND BAD BECAUSE I SHOULD BE 1

[pib-punk]

stfu

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

I DONT LIKE YOU.

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

IM ZIM 420. WHICH IS STUPID AND BAD BECAUSE I SHOULD BE 1

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

*hands u 33.74 earth monies* Gib me a septum piercing 🅱️lease

WHICH SEPTUM. I HAVE 3

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

If you charge more for the piercings then you can buy the poster and more Juul dumbass. CAPITALIZE ALREADY.

I CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER YOU FOOL

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

How much does getting my septum pierced from you cost

33.74 OF EARTH MONEY SO I CAN HANG THIS ON MY DOOR

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

Give fungie piercings, gib he stAPLE HOLES IN HIS LIPS

WHAT IF THE FUNGIE GIVES FACE HOLES TO OTHERS?? 

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

I MISS THE PUDDING MAN. HE WAS SUPPORTIVE OF MY VAPING LIFE

[pib-punk]

What's on ur doorstep pib

……..a mistake.

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

HAHA, I GET IT. BECAUSE YOU ARE ON YOUR DOORSTEP

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

@pib-punk HEY MOOSEBRAIN. I LEFT SOMETHING ON YOUR DOORSTEP YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

[pib-punk]

KINDA THINK I DON’T WANT TO!

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

NO ITS REALLY IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO

[pib-punk]

I HAVE TO?

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

YES. NOW GO LOOK AT IT

[pib-punk]

Goddammit. Fine.

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!

MY INGENIOUS NEW WEAPON THAT I WILL USE TO IMPRESS THE MASSES INTO FOLLOWING ME! ONCE THEY WITNESS MY SICK VAPE TRICKS, MY SUBJECTS WILL DO ANYTHING I COMMAND THEM TO! 

I AM ABOUT TO BECOME VAPE GOD, PIB. 

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

Make my blood even more liquid

AN INTERESTING PROPOSITION, ILL ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE!

ARE YOU PLANNING TO KEEP YOUR BLOOD?

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

@pib-punk HEY MOOSEBRAIN. I LEFT SOMETHING ON YOUR DOORSTEP YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

[pib-punk]

KINDA THINK I DON’T WANT TO!

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

NO ITS REALLY IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO

[pib-punk]

I HAVE TO?

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

YES. NOW GO LOOK AT IT

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

@pib-punk HEY MOOSEBRAIN. I LEFT SOMETHING ON YOUR DOORSTEP YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

[pib-punk]

KINDA THINK I DON’T WANT TO!

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

NO ITS REALLY IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

@pib-punk HEY MOOSEBRAIN. I LEFT SOMETHING ON YOUR DOORSTEP YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

ever vape applesauce?

YES, BUT I WAS PUNISHED WITH SKOOL IMPRISONMENT. 

[peek-keek]

Who wants pancakes?!!

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

I WILL TAKE A PANNED CAKE

[tchefuncte-thefungie]

I LEARNED THAT VAPING MEAT JUICE IS ACTUALLY MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN TOUCHING IT