Foul and Vulgar (ap)

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[tcnguetiied]

If anyone is still around here, Alois is now a part of @mcwscollective

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

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vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”

“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”

“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”

“So…how old are you?”

Turning

“What’s happening to me?!”

“Did you just…bite me?”

“This..hurts…”

“Get away from me!”

“I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

“I’m still not used to this…”

“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”

“Am I supposed to…kill things?”

“I want cool vampire powers.”

“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”

“I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”

“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”

“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”

“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”

“I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”

“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”

“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”

“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”

“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”

“No, we don’t turn into bats.”

“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”

“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”

“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”

“You’re bleeding…”

“Go. Now. Before I-”

“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”

“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”

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heartbreaker / heartbroken starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Heartbreaker

“I’m not the boyfriend/girlfriend/dating type.”

“Did you think that you could ‘fix’ me or something?”

“Sweetheart…you look just a little too naive to be with me.”

“I sleep with other people. This is what I do.”

“You’ll be back.”

“Love is just something they try to sell you on TV.”

“I’ll do anything…just give me another chance.”

“Hey there. *wink*”

“I didn’t want you to find out. I was going to fix this.”

“Please. I know I screwed everything up, but don’t go..”

“We were on a break!”

“I didn’t lie. There were just…some things I didn’t mention.”

“It’s over.”

“You were the first person I ever really loved.” / “I still love you.”

“Don’t go falling for me.”

“You knew exactly who I was when this started. I don’t see why you’re so surprised.”

“Of course I had to go and fuck everything up!”

“Don’t act like you’re so innocent! I’m not the only one who messed up.”

“I can’t be the kind of guy/girl/person you’re looking for.”

“What we did was fun, but…let’s not turn this into something else.”

Heartbroken

“I thought…maybe you were the one.”

“I never want to see you again.”

“Don’t worry about my heart…I can handle myself.”

“You promised me.”

“I can’t believe I never meant anything to you.”

“I was such an idiot…” / “I was so pathetic…”

“You keep saying love isn’t real…how would you know when you never gave it a real chance?”

“I can’t tell who you were trying to hurt: me or you.”

“Can we go back to the way things were?”

“You said you’d changed.”

“The sad thing is…I know I’ll come back to you.” / “Not this time.”

“I can’t believe I ever fell in love with you.”

“Why did I ever get tangled up with a girl/guy/person like you?”

“Come on..it can’t end like this.” / “After all we’ve been through…”

“Wow…and I actually thought we’d get married..what a joke.”

“I used to be okay. And then I met you.”

“Why did you have to put up so many walls?”

“I don’t think my heart can take this.”

“Just let me go.”

“Do you love me?” / “Did you ever love me?”

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random things my professors have said (starters)

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

“The world’s fucked.”

[actiasteeth]

“And I fell in love instantly.”

“It’s probably nothing.“ 

“It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.“ 

“If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.“ 

"And you may find, as time passes, that you remember it less and less." 

"Look, I’ve probably said too much." 

"If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure." 

"We are not history yet." 

"You are safe now." 

"You can let go now." 

"We have nothing to speak about. There never was." 

"I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all." 

"There are many things I wish I could remember." 

"I do not live but I exist." 

"I don’t know if he listens to me sometimes." 

"We can do this together, you and I." 

"You don’t know what to say." 

"I know what I saw." 

"Regrets just bear us down." 

"You are all to me." 

"Think nothing of it; it’s forgotten." 

"There—now you know. Has that filled an emptiness for you? Are you any happier now?" 

"I have something of urgent importance to tell you." 

"And for now, existence is enough." 

"No, not you! Not you!" 

"Please, stay safe inside." 

"I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer—it is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying." 

"We can get along." 

"I’m coming in there." 

"There must be something beyond this something." 

"I will try not to be long." 

"I don’t know where I am." 

"I told you I would be back." 

"I let that woeful beast live." 

"We have each other." 

"As with life, and as with all things, it will pass." 

"Am I in Hell?”

“I am certain that there must be more to us than just us." 

"Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past; let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future." 

"I probably won’t miss you." 

"Well, let’s just find out together, shall we?" 

"And it’s just no good anymore. We can’t carry on like this." 

"Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever; who cares?" 

"When I die, I want to have earned it." 

"The present tense of regret is indecision." 

"The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy." 

"I can disappear if I want to." 

"And what if the void is not as void as we thought?" 

"Time is weird; so is space. I hope ours match again someday." 

"We should all be so lucky to set our own futures." 

"I fear for what we know." 

"I fear for what we don’t know." 

"We have nothing to fear and never did." 

"It is likely I will learn nothing from this." 

"After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you." 

"It is too late for us." 

"But maybe you shouldn’t sleep in your home anymore. Just in case." 

"Your sadness will know no bounds." 

"Nothing will be the same." 

"Nothing has ever been the same." 

"When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all." 

"Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work." 

"No one has ever known anything—not really." 

"I don’t know much about anything at all, honestly." 

"Everything is some level of probably, nothing is a promise." 

"You don’t know, and so it might very well." 

"Nothing ever really happens to me." 

"Thanks, that means lot. Not to me, but your words hold a lot of meaning intrinsically." 

"So it’s best just to stay away." 

"It cannot give you what you need." 

"Oh, you don’t even want to know." 

"But it wasn’t what I thought it would be." 

"I’ll be back as soon as I can." 

"You have no idea how often it is just you and me." 

"There always seems to be something upsetting you." 

"It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you. But relax anyway." 

"Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be." 

"It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting, don’t worry." 

"This is because I am also slightly malicious. Sorry about that." 

"Thinking about it now, nothing seems good, let alone perfect." 

"And those imperfections in our reality are the seams and the cracks into which our outsized love can seep and pool." 

"And sometimes we’re annoyed. And disappointed. And that, too, is a part of how love works." 

"I just thought it was time for us to make a home together.”

[vaememes]

Seven Deadly Sinday

Since sinday is a thing, how about we acknowledge how many other ‘sins’ are out there since some aren’t comfortable with nsfw and also just for fun? Lust is excluded mostly because there’s so much of that already.

Gluttony

“Are you going to eat that whole pizza by yourself?”

“Maybe you should try sharing some of that?”

“You’ve been a bit excessive about this whole thing, haven’t you?”

“I ate my feelings. With a whole cake.”

“Yes, I bought a few bottles of wine. So what?”

“Do you ever feel trapped in all of your wants instead of your needs?”

“Maybe you should slow down there.”

Greed

“I just want some more!”

“One day I’ll be rich and famous and then they’ll see.”

“Remind me why I’m doing this when I get nothing out of it?”

“So I get two-thirds and you get a third. Sounds fair, right?”

“I can’t help that I deserve better than that.”

“Someone has clearly never heard of sharing the wealth.”

“It’s not worth it for me.”

Sloth

“Come on, you need to get out of bed!”

“Well maybe I don’t feel like going out and saving lives right now.”

“Can’t people do it on their own for once?”

“It’s not my fault! I wasn’t even there!”

“I’m done helping.”

“Other people got rich by doing nothing.”

“I think I’m just going to stay here all day.”

Wrath

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“I’ve always got ways of getting someone back. Remember that.”

“Just…put the knife down.”

“They deserved it.”

“Don’t worry, it won’t hurt for much longer.”

“They should have known better than to mess with me.”

“You’re pretty scary when you’re pissed.”

Envy

“How come they get all the praise when I did all the hard work?”

“I could just rip their hair out at this point.”

“Why couldn’t they look at me that way?!”

“Oh, they’re just little Ms/Mr Perfect and no one can tear them down from their throne.”

“I told you, they mean nothing to me!”

“I take what they took from me.”

“It’s not fair!”

Pride

“I can’t help it that I’m this beautiful/handsome.”

“I don’t have time for peasants.”

“Don’t be so vain.”

“They’re worthless to me at this point.”

“I think it’s time for you to bow, don’t you?”

“I can handle this just fine on my own. Who needs others?”

“It’s not like I’m so easily defeatable.”

[occasionalrpmemes]

Bad Lip Reading sentence starters, 1/???

“I got books on the shelf, but who reads?”

“When you die, I’ll be outside.”

“You’ll pay for this, in Odin’s name.”

“I’m probably dying.”

“Most skeletons are harmless.”

“I think that’s disgusting, and it’s upsetting, alright?”

“I’m pretty and pushy.”

“No no, please don’t cry. Why can’t you be smooth?”

“Mm. I’m just gonna wait here.”

“Last night I met this guy online! Yay!”

“It wasn’t that fun, you moron. Don’t ever do that.”

“I think your breath is like… well, maybe it’s like a dead rodent.”

“I wouldn’t get a tattoo on the face, unless it’s of a mask.”

“If you’re comfortable, I may just touch you on the elbow or something.”

“Like I always said, these waffles are gourmet.”

“I’m available. Whaddaya say?”

“That’s right, I’m pretty.”

“Where are you going with that knife?”

“I may need a kidney, but it’s all good.”

“Why are you, you know… always angry, okay?”

“I wasn’t loved as a baby.”

“I’m the best driver. I back up all the time.”

“Did I mention that I never PLANNED to serve you rodent meat?”

“Ah, you’re marvelous! Hot dog, I love you!”

“You can joke all night, but no more kung fu.”

“A friend? Never.”

“Wow, you smell good. What is that, pine?”

“Kill Dracula at once. That’s what I would do.”

“I’m crying inside of me.”

“I’m gonna rest cuz I’m the best.”

“We can go punch out those guys and face our phobia.”

“Am I gracious? Yeah.”

“I’d kill for a cookie.”

“I dare you to spit in that guy’s drink.”

[vaememes]

send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.

alternatively send ’ ▼+ reverse ’ for my muse to straddle / sit on your muses lap.

[lohver]

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[bluesmemethings]

The Last Unicorn (1982) starters.

❛  I dislike the feel of these woods.  ❜

❛  Unicorns? I thought they only existed in fairytales.  ❜

❛  This is a forest like any other. Isn’t it ?  ❜

❛  Let’s turn around. Hunt somewhere else.  ❜

❛  This is no world for you.  ❜

❛  Good luck to you, for you are the last.  ❜

❛  What do men know ?  ❜

❛  We are as old as the sky, old as the moon.  ❜

❛  We can be hunted, we can be trapped, we can even be killed but we do not vanish !  ❜

❛  Have you traveled very far ?  ❜

❛  Be a little respectful, do you know who I am ?  ❜

❛  Your name is a golden bell, hung in my heart.  ❜

❛  I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.  ❜

❛  In all your wanderings, have you seen others like me ?  ❜

❛  Have you seen the others? Where have they gone? Tell me which way I must go to find them.  ❜

❛  No, no, listen ! Don’t listen to me, listen !  ❜

❛  You can find the others if you are brave.  ❜

❛  What if they’re waiting for me ? In need of my help ?  ❜

❛  Well hello there little one !  ❜

❛  And just who might you belong to ? a pretty little thing like you ?  ❜

❛  In my heart I carry such a heavy load.  ❜

❛  And here I thought I’d seen the last of them !  ❜

❛  I know you. If I were blind I would know what you are.  ❜

❛  You wouldn’t have heard of me.  ❜

❛  It’s not much of a job for a real magician, but I’ve had worse.  ❜

❛  You’re mine. If you kill me, you’re still mine.  ❜

❛  Your death sits in that cage and she hears you.  ❜

❛  She’ll kill me one day or another, but she will remember forever that I caught her, that I held her prisoner. So there’s my immortality.  ❜

❛  You were out on the road hunting for your own death !  ❜

❛  He’ll not have you ! You belong to me.  ❜

❛  We are two sides of the same magic.  ❜

❛  You are safer here. You should thank me for protecting you.  ❜

❛  There has never been a spell on me before.  ❜

❛  It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.  ❜

❛  Will you help me ?  ❜

❛  You’re my last chance.  ❜

❛  Can you truly set me free ?  ❜

❛  I asked him a riddle and it always takes that lout all night to solve riddles.  ❜

❛  the spell was wrong but there was true magic in it ! try again.  ❜

❛  My dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but I’m afraid you’ll have to be glad of the aide of a second rate pickpocket.  ❜

❛  Okay, (name), I give up. Why is a raven like a writing desk ?  ❜

❛  She’ll kill you if you set her free !  ❜

❛  Don’t look back, and don’t run.  ❜

❛  You must never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.  ❜

❛  She chose her death long ago. It was the fate she wanted.  ❜

❛  You have no regrets as I do ?  ❜

❛  I’ve never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.  ❜

❛  I’m going where they are, to learn whatever they know.  ❜

❛  Take me with you ! for luck, for laughs, for the unknown.  ❜

❛  You could never have granted my true wish.  ❜

❛  I cannot turn you into something you are not.  ❜

❛  Hide yourself ! We’ll find each other later.  ❜

❛  Mind your heads now, it’s raining ninnies !  ❜

❛  Put me down you fool !  ❜

❛  I don’t like the look of him.  ❜

❛  That’s only (name)’s way, but she has a good heart.  ❜

❛  This is not happening.  ❜

❛  We’ll both be gentlemen of leisure in a months time.  ❜

❛  Oh, I love you.  ❜

❛  She shall never have you !  ❜

❛  We will perish together.  ❜

❛  Did you see me ? Were you watching ?  ❜

❛  Did you see what I made ?  ❜

❛  It’s gone now, but I had it !  ❜

❛  Where have you been ? Where have you been ! ?  ❜

❛  Where were you when I was new ?  ❜

❛  How dare you come to me now when I am this !  ❜

❛  It’s alright, I forgive you.  ❜

❛  You can’t come with us ! we’re on a quest !  ❜

❛  Well, you’re going the wrong way.  ❜

❛  You have all the power you need if you dare to look for it.  ❜

❛  What have you done ! ?  ❜

❛  The power will come to me whenever I need it, and one day! One day it will come to me when I call !  ❜

❛  You are an idiot !  ❜

❛  Don’t ! Don’t you hurt yourself !  ❜

❛  I can feel this body dying all around me !  ❜

❛  You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  I will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy.  ❜

❛  How would you know ?  ❜

❛  Well, just look at you !  ❜

❛  Come on, I’ll write you a reference.  ❜

❛  You have let your doom in by the front door !  ❜

❛  What are you looking at ?  ❜

❛  What is the matter with your eyes ?  ❜

❛  You may come and go as you please.  ❜

❛  My secrets guard themselves, may yours do the same.  ❜

❛  Please, let me help you. What can I do for you ?  ❜

❛  And then she looked at me and I was sorry I had killed the thing.  ❜

❛  For her sake I’ve become a hero but my great deeds mean nothing to her !  ❜

❛  I wish to be whatever she has most need of.  ❜

❛  You are cruel to him.  ❜

❛  He only wishes you to think of him.  ❜

❛  Who am I ? Why am I here ?  ❜

❛  I knew a moment ago, but I have forgotten.  ❜

❛  I was innocent and wise and full of pain.  ❜

❛  Now that I’m a woman, everything has changed.  ❜

❛  Why won’t you help me ? Why must you always speak in riddles ?  ❜

❛  I would tell you what you want to know if I could.  ❜

❛  I am always dreaming, even when I am awake. It is never finished.  ❜

❛  I would court you with more grace if I knew how.  ❜

❛  Drown out my dreams. Keep me from remembering whatever wants me to remember it.  ❜

❛  Words are always getting in my way.  ❜

❛  That’s all I have to tell you. That’s all I’ve got to say.  ❜

❛  I’m not a man of poetry. Music isn’t one with me.  ❜

❛  As if I didn’t have enough troubles.  ❜

❛  Well of course you’re of noble birth, anyone could see that.  ❜

❛  Love is slowing you down, my lady.  ❜

❛  It was pleasant enough at first, but it died quickly.  ❜

❛  There is nothing of yours that I desire.  ❜

❛  There is no movement of yours that has not betrayed you.  ❜

❛  I like to watch them. They fill me with joy.  ❜

❛  The first time I felt it, I thought I was going to die.  ❜

❛  Do you dare still pretend to be human ?  ❜

❛  It makes no difference. The end will be the same. I can wait.  ❜

❛  Shut up you pretentious kneecap !  ❜

❛  How would you like a punch in the eye ?  ❜

❛  It’s so nice to have someone to play with.  ❜

❛  Try me tomorrow. Maybe I’ll tell you tomorrow.  ❜

❛  Give it to me if you don’t want it but don’t throw it away !  ❜

❛  Give me the wine !  ❜

❛  You would have gone without me ?  ❜

❛  No name you could give her would surprise or frighten me.  ❜

❛  I love whom I love.  ❜

❛  I will go no further.  ❜

❛  Everything dies. I want to die when you die.  ❜

❛  Yes, that is my wish.  ❜

❛  I am a hero, and heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen.  ❜

❛  A quest may not simply be abandoned.  ❜

❛  A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story.  ❜

❛  What if there isn’t a happy ending at all ?  ❜

❛  There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.  ❜

❛  Do something ! You have the power ! I will kill you if you don’t do something !  ❜

❛  That’s what heroes are for.  ❜

❛  I’ve never had any friends before.  ❜

❛  Men don’t always know when they’re happy.  ❜

❛  I’m sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.  ❜

❛  No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy.  ❜

[rp-meme-central]

Don’t sentence starters

1. “Don’t eat that”

2. “Don’t touch that” 

3. “Don’t drink that” 

4. “Don’t do that”

5. “Don’t do that again”

6. “Don’t even think about it” 

7. “Don’t lick it”

8. “Don’t look at me like that” 

9. “Don’t blame me”

10. “Don’t go that way”

11. “Don’t come in here” 

12. “Don’t step there”

13. “Don’t stare”

14. “Don’t open that”

15. “Don’t touch me”

16. “Don’t go in there”

17. “Don’t leave”

18. “Don’t buy that”

19. “Don’t break that”

20. “Don’t get mad at me”

21. “Don’t laugh at me”

22. “Don’t mess this up”

23. “Don’t look at me”

24. “Don’t hurt me”

25. “Don’t throw things”

26. “Don’t look down”  

[bluesmemethings]

the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )

BEAUTIFUL

❛  I believe I’m a good person.  ❜

❛  I like to think there’s good in everyone.  ❜

❛  Here we are. First day of senior year.  ❜

❛  I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened?  ❜

❛  We were so tiny.  ❜

❛  Then we got bigger, that was the trigger.  ❜

❛  Welcome to my school.  ❜

❛  This ain’t no high school.  ❜

❛  This is the Thunderdome.  ❜

❛  Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon.  ❜

❛  College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June.  ❜

❛  But I know life can be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way.  ❜

❛  If we changed back then, we could change again.  ❜

❛  We could be beautiful, just not today.  ❜

❛  Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown.  ❜

❛  Then I can blow this town.  ❜

❛  Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes.  ❜

❛  Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.  ❜

❛  (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.  ❜

❛  What did you say to me skank?  ❜

❛  We were kind before, we can be kind once more.  ❜

❛  We on for movie night?  ❜

❛  Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail.  ❜

❛  I rented the Princess Bride!  ❜

❛  Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now?  ❜

❛  What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.  ❜

❛  He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.  ❜

❛  Hey! Pick that up right now!  ❜

❛  I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?  ❜

❛  My buddy (name) just asked you a question.  ❜

❛  I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?  ❜

❛  You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.  ❜

❛  You have a zit right there!  ❜

❛  Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.  ❜

❛  Why do they hate me?  ❜

❛  Why don’t I fight back?  ❜

❛  Why do I act like such a creep?  ❜

❛  Why won’t he date me?  ❜

❛  Why did I hit him?  ❜

❛  Why do I cry myself to sleep?  ❜

❛  Give me some hope here!  ❜

❛  They float above it all.  ❜

❛  Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings.  ❜

❛  No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants.  ❜

❛  She is a mythic bitch.  ❜

❛  They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed.  ❜

❛  I would give anything to be like that.  ❜

❛  I’d like to be their boyfriend.  ❜

❛  That would be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I’d like them to be nicer.  ❜

❛  I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats.  ❜

❛  Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87.  ❜

❛  Maybe you should see a doctor, (name).  ❜

❛  Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class.  ❜

❛  (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her.  ❜

❛  Hurry up, get where you’re going.  ❜

❛  This is an excellent forgery.  ❜

❛  I crave a boon.  ❜

❛  Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone.  ❜

❛  Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.  ❜

❛  Shut up, (name)!  ❜

❛  Sorry, (name).  ❜

❛  For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure.  ❜

❛  If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important.  ❜

❛  Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.  ❜

❛  This could be beautiful.  ❜

❛  Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush.  ❜

❛  Let’s make her beautiful.  ❜

❛  Out of my way, geek!  ❜

❛  I don’t want trouble.  ❜

❛  You’re gonna die at 3pm.  ❜

❛  Don’t you dare touch me!  ❜

❛  Get away pervert!  ❜

❛  What did I ever do to them?  ❜

❛  Who could survive this?  ❜

❛  I can’t escape this!  ❜

❛  I think I’m dying!  ❜

❛  Who’s that with (name)?  ❜

❛  You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way.  ❜

❛  Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels.  ❜

❛  My god, it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  I might be beautiful!  ❜

❛  When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day!  ❜

CANDY STORE

❛  Are we gonna have a problem?  ❜

❛  You’ve got a bone to pick?  ❜

❛  You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?  ❜

❛  I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.  ❜

❛  I’m feeling nice.  ❜

❛  Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch!  ❜

❛  I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not.  ❜

❛  I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card.  ❜

❛  I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him.  ❜

❛  I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose.  ❜

❛  If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack.  ❜

❛  Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback.  ❜

❛  Honey, watchu waitin’ for?  ❜

❛  Step into my candy store.  ❜

❛  It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.  ❜

❛  All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo.  ❜

❛  That freak’s not you friend.  ❜

❛  If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot.  ❜

❛  ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on.  ❜

❛  Forget that creep and get in my jeep.  ❜

❛  Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn!  ❜

❛  You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.  ❜

❛  You can join the team or you can bitch and moan.  ❜

❛  You can live the dream or you can die alone.  ❜

❛  You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her.  ❜

❛  (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!  ❜

❛  Color me stoked.  ❜

❛  I’m so happy!  ❜

❛  Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore.  ❜

FIGHT FOR ME

❛  Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be?  ❜

❛  Could you fight for me?  ❜

❛  Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud.  ❜

❛  Could you hold my hand?  ❜

❛  Could you carry me through no man’s land?  ❜

❛  It’s fine, if you don’t agree.  ❜

❛  I would fight for you, if you would fight for me.  ❜

❛  let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far.  ❜

❛  You can set my broken bones and I know CPR.  ❜

❛  Woah! You can punch real good.  ❜

❛  You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would.  ❜

❛  If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me?  ❜

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

❛  I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry.  ❜

❛  My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’.  ❜

❛  I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces.  ❜

❛  All I can trust is this concrete oasis.  ❜

❛  Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there.  ❜

❛  Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston.  ❜

❛  I pray at my altar of slush.  ❜

❛  I live for that sweet, frozen rush!  ❜

❛  Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Happiness comes when everything numbs.  ❜

❛  Who needs cocaine?  ❜

❛  Just freeze your brain.  ❜

❛  Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?  ❜

❛  When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal.  ❜

❛  Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal.  ❜

❛  I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent.  ❜

❛  You’re planing a future (name).  ❜

❛  You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.  ❜

❛  The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls.  ❜

❛  Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain.  ❜

❛  Fight pain with more pain!  ❜

❛  Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road.  ❜

❛  When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein.  ❜

❛  Try it.  ❜

BIG FUN

❛  Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage!  ❜

❛  Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.  ❜

❛  Let’s get naked in my pool!  ❜

❛  Punch the wall and start a fight!  ❜

❛  Ain’t nobody home tonight.  ❜

❛  Come upstairs and rest your head.  ❜

❛  Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.  ❜

❛  The folks are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s time for big fun!  ❜

❛  When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun.  ❜

❛  Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot?  ❜

❛  You’re doing it wrong!  ❜

❛  Really? cause I feel great!  ❜

❛  (name) you are looking good tonight!  ❜

❛  A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!  ❜

❛  Everyone’s high as a kite.  ❜

❛  Is that weed? I want a hit.  ❜

❛  Fill that joint and roll it tight.  ❜

❛  Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you.  ❜

❛  I’m not alone! I’m not afraid!  ❜

❛  I feel like Bono at LiveAid!  ❜

❛  Crack open one more case.  ❜

❛  I think that’s what they call third base.  ❜

❛  Way to show maturity.  ❜

❛  Quit it jackass! Get off of me!  ❜

❛  I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.  ❜

❛  I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you!  ❜

❛  Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now.  ❜

❛  You need a jello shot!  ❜

❛  I can’t believe you actually came.  ❜

❛  I brought sparkling cider!  ❜

❛  Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out.  ❜

❛  Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time?  ❜

❛  People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.  ❜

❛  There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?  ❜

❛  Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do.  ❜

❛  Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?  ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING

❛  The demon queen of high school has decreed it.  ❜

❛  She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted.  ❜

❛  They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall.  ❜

❛  Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them?  ❜

❛  I don’t have to stay and die like cattle.  ❜

❛  I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.  ❜

❛  Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay!  ❜

❛  I need it hard.  ❜

❛  I’m a dead girl walking.  ❜

❛  I’m in your yard.  ❜

❛  (name)? What are you doing in my room?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry but I really had to wake you.  ❜

❛  See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you.  ❜

❛  (name) says I got’s to go.  ❜

❛  You’re my last meal on death row.  ❜

❛  Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys.  ❜

❛  Tonight I’m yours.  ❜

❛  Get on all fours.  ❜

❛  Let’s go, you know the drill.  ❜

❛  I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.  ❜

❛  It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful.  ❜

❛  You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree.  ❜

❛  So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  Let’s make this beautiful.  ❜

❛  That works for me!  ❜

❛  Full steam ahead!  ❜

❛  How’d you find my address?  ❜

❛  Let’s break the bed!  ❜

❛  I think you tore my mattress!  ❜

❛  No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.  ❜

❛  Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear!  ❜

❛  Slap me, pull my hair.  ❜

❛  Touch me there and there and there and no more talking.  ❜

❛  Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW!  ❜

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

❛  What would she say?  ❜

❛  Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung.  ❜

❛  I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.  ❜

❛  The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity.  ❜

❛  I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup.  ❜

❛  No one sees the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply!  ❜

❛  Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.  ❜

❛  Woah! Is it murder?  ❜

❛  No, look, here’s a suicide note.  ❜

❛  They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes.  ❜

❛  Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries.  ❜

❛  My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity.  ❜

❛  I am more than just a source of handjobs.  ❜

❛  Our children are dying!  ❜

❛  This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read.  ❜

❛  Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track.  ❜

❛  Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack.  ❜

❛  Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs.  ❜

❛  I weep for all failed to be.  ❜

❛  Maybe I can help the world by leaving.  ❜

❛  Maybe that’s the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  I never knew about her pain.  ❜

❛  Her life had hit a rocky patch.  ❜

❛  Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain.  ❜

❛  She didn’t mean to be a snatch.  ❜

❛  (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?  ❜

❛  Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death?  ❜

❛  My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you!  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you.  ❜

❛  She’s made us better than we were.  ❜

❛  (name) is dead, but she will live inside me.  ❜

❛  Holy crap! This is awesome!  ❜

❛  Our sins fell on her shoulders.  ❜

❛  (name) died so we could all be free.  ❜

❛  I’m bigger than John Lennon!  ❜

❛  She’s the dove that sings outside my window.  ❜

❛  She’s the twin from whom I’m separated.  ❜

❛  She’s the horse I never got for Christmas.  ❜

❛  (name) sees the me inside of me.  ❜

BLUE

❛  You’ve got a left hand, use it.  ❜

❛  Don’t talk mean like that!  ❜

❛  You’ll hurt their feelings!  ❜

❛  You make my balls so blue.  ❜

❛  What did they do to you that you hate them so?  ❜

❛  Don’t run from me.  ❜

❛  They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy.  ❜

❛  They long for your embrace.  ❜

❛  Just look at them glow.  ❜

❛  We’re begging you!  ❜

❛  Open the door!  ❜

❛  Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty.  ❜

❛  Look! Booze! Drink!  ❜

❛  Baby you gots to come through.  ❜

❛  Teach them to smile.  ❜

❛  Please make their dreams come true.  ❜

OUR LOVE IS GOD

❛  They made you cry, but that will end tonight.  ❜

❛  You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.  ❜

❛  Go on and cry.  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again.  ❜

❛  Our love is God.  ❜

❛  Are you okay?  ❜

❛  I was alone.  ❜

❛  I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.  ❜

❛  See, now I’m crying too.  ❜

❛  You’re not alone.  ❜

❛  We’ll raise our city here.  ❜

❛  How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?  ❜

❛  Uh… lucky guess?  ❜

❛  Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn.  ❜

❛  We can start and finish wars.  ❜

❛  We’re what killed the dinosaurs.  ❜

❛  We’re the asteroid that’s overdue.  ❜

❛  They died because god said they must.  ❜

❛  The new world needed room for me and you.  ❜

❛  I worship you.  ❜

❛  I’d trade my life for yours.  ❜

❛  They all will disappear.  ❜

❛  We’ll plant out garden here.  ❜

❛  Woah, is that real?  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks.  ❜

❛  Let’s go hunt some jocks!  ❜

❛  Take it slow (name). Strip for me.  ❜

❛  I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport.  ❜

❛  (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?.  ❜

❛  Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!  ❜

❛  I don’t understand!  ❜

❛  Stop being a dick!  ❜

❛  What does that mean?  ❜

❛  What the fuck have you done?  ❜

[tcnguetiied]

"Happy Valentine's Day you bloke." He kissed his cheek. ;; earlxfphantomhive

@earlxfphantomhive

A kiss on the cheek? How disappointing… The blond shook his head, cupping the younger boy’s cheeks in his hands. “That’s not how you kiss someone…” Leaning in a bit closer, Alois’ lips brushed against Ciel’s own for only a second before standing straighter again with a smug satisfied smirk. 

“That’s better.” 

[bluesmemethings]

the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 2 )

MY DEAD GAY SON

❛  You wait just a minute, (name)!  ❜

❛  It’s ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place that they could not live in.  ❜

❛  They were not dirty!  ❜

❛  They were not wrong!  ❜

❛  They were two lonely verses in the Lord’s great song.  ❜

❛  Our boys were pansies, (name)!  ❜

❛  Yes! My boys a homosexual, and that don’t scare me none.  ❜

❛  I want the world to know, I love my dead, gay son.  ❜

❛  I’ve been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines.  ❜

❛  It’s time we opened our eyes.  ❜

❛  Well, the good Lord created the universe.  ❜

❛  The Lord created man.  ❜

❛  I believe it’s all a part of His gigantic plan.  ❜

❛  I know God has a reason for each mountain and each flower, and why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!  ❜

❛  I never cared for homos much until I reared me one.  ❜

❛  He loves his son.  ❜

❛  Jesus says it’s cool!  ❜

❛  They just had flair!  ❜

❛  They were desperate to be free!  ❜

❛  They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants.  ❜

❛  I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue after all that we’ve been through.  ❜

❛  I’m talking you and me, in the summer of ‘83.  ❜

❛  That was one hell of a fishing trip.  ❜

❛  Our jobs are now continuing the work that they begun.  ❜

❛  They were good men!  ❜

❛  We’ll teach the world to love.  ❜

SEVENTEEN

❛  Fine, we’re damaged. Really damaged, but that does not make us wise.  ❜

❛  We’re not special. We’re not different.  ❜

❛  We don’t choose who lives and dies.  ❜

❛  Let’s be normal. Watch bad movies, sneak a beer and watch TV.  ❜

❛  Don’t you want a life with me?  ❜

❛  Can’t we be seventeen? That’s all I want to do.  ❜

❛  If you could let me in, I could be good with you.  ❜

❛  People hurt us, or they vanish, and you’re right, it really blows.  ❜

❛  We let go, take a deep breath.  ❜

❛  Don’t stop looking in my eyes.  ❜

❛  Is that so hard to do?  ❜

❛  Let us be seventeen, if we’ve still got the right.  ❜

❛  So what’s it gonna be?  ❜

❛  I want to be with you.  ❜

❛  Yeah, we’re damaged. Badly damaged.  ❜

❛  Your love’s too good to lose.  ❜

❛  Hold me tighter. Even closer.  ❜

❛  I’ll stay if I am what you choose.  ❜

❛  You’re the one I choose.  ❜

SHINE A LIGHT

❛  Deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame.  ❜

❛  If we show the ugly parts that we hide away, they turn out to be beautiful by the light of day.  ❜

❛  Every day’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.  ❜

❛  I attack your weakness and pray you don’t see mine.  ❜

❛  If I share my ugly parts and you show me yours, our love can knock our walls down and unlock all our doors.  ❜

❛  Who wants to share what’s in their heart?  ❜

❛  No volunteers? Fine, I’ll start.  ❜

❛  I live alone. My husband left. My kids are grown.  ❜

❛  In the 60s love was free, that did not work out well for me.  ❜

❛  The revolution came and went – tried to change the world, barely made a dent.  ❜

❛  I’ve struggled with despair.  ❜

❛  I’ve joined a cult.  ❜

❛  I chant, I prayed but God’s not there.  ❜

❛  (name) I’m ending our affair!  ❜

❛  I faked it every time.  ❜

LIFEBOAT

❛  I float in a boat in a raging black ocean, low in the water with no where to go.  ❜

❛  The people smell desperate.  ❜

❛  We’ll sink any minute so someone must go.  ❜

❛  Everyone’s pushing! Everyone’s fighting!  ❜

❛  There’s no where to hide.  ❜

❛  The captain is pointing. well who made her captain?  ❜

❛  Still, the weakest must go.  ❜

SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

❛  Aw look, (name) is gonna cry.  ❜

❛  Stupid childproof caps!  ❜

❛  Aw look, (name) is gonna whine all night.  ❜

❛  You don’t deserve to live.  ❜

❛  Why not kill yourself?  ❜

❛  Here, have a sedative.  ❜

❛  Whine, whine, whine like there’s no Santa Clause.  ❜

❛  You’re pathetic because you whine!  ❜

❛  You whine all night!  ❜

❛  Your ass is off the team!  ❜

❛  Go on and bitch and moan.  ❜

❛  You don’t deserve the dream!  ❜

❛  You’re gonna die alone.  ❜

KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND

❛  He was sweet, he said that I was smart.  ❜

❛  He was good at sports and people liked him.  ❜

❛  At nap time, once, we shared a mat.  ❜

❛  I didn’t sleep, I sat and watched him breathing.  ❜

❛  I watched him dream for almost half an hour. Then he woke up.  ❜

❛  He pulled a scab off one time playing kickball, kissed me quick and pressed it in my hand.  ❜

❛  I took that scab and put it in a locket, all year long I wore it near my heart.  ❜

❛  He didn’t care if I was thin or pretty.  ❜

❛  He was mine until we hit first grade.  ❜

❛  Last night I dreamed a horse with wings flew down into my home room.  ❜

❛  Now we’re all grown up and we know better.  ❜

❛  Now we recognize the way things are.  ❜

❛  Certain boys are just for kindergarten.  ❜

❛  Certain girls are meant to be alone.  ❜

❛  I believe that any dream worth having, is a dream that should not have to end.  ❜

❛  I’ll build a dream that I can live in, and this time I’m never waking up.  ❜

YO GIRL

❛  Oh my god, is she dead?  ❜

❛  Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.  ❜

❛  keep it together.  ❜

❛  I knew you would come far.  ❜

❛  Smell how gangsta you are.  ❜

❛  I’m so sorry.  ❜

❛  Feel a bit punchy?  ❜

❛  She’s not looking so well.  ❜

❛  You’ve earned that red scrunchie.  ❜

❛  Come join (name) in hell.  ❜

❛  Where have you been?  ❜

❛  We’ve been worried sick!  ❜

❛  Your friend, (name), stopped by.  ❜

❛  He told us everything.  ❜

❛  He’s got your hand writing down cold.  ❜

❛  Please, honey, talk to us.  ❜

❛  No, you wouldn’t understand.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s right down the block?  ❜

❛  I’ve experienced everything you’re going through.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s climbing the stairs?  ❜

❛  Your problems seem like life and death, I promise they’re not.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s picking your lock.  ❜

❛  You don’t know what my world looks like!  ❜

❛  Times up! Go say your prayers.  ❜

❛  (name)’s running on fumes now.  ❜

❛  (name)’s totally fried.  ❜

❛  (name)’s gotta be tripping on shrooms now.  ❜

❛  (name)’s done for, there’s no doubt now.  ❜

❛  Notify next of kin.  ❜

❛  Too late, he got in.  ❜

❛  Sorry for coming in through the window, dreadful etiquette I know.  ❜

❛  Get out of my house!  ❜

MEANT TO BE YOURS

❛  All is forgiven baby!  ❜

❛  Come on, get dressed! You’re my date to the pep rally tonight!  ❜

❛  You chucked me out like I was trash.  ❜

❛  For that, you should be dead.  ❜

❛  Then it hit me like a flash: what if high school went away instead?  ❜

❛  Those assholes are the key.  ❜

❛  They’re keeping you away from me.  ❜

❛  They made you bling, messed up your mind.  ❜

❛  I can set you free!  ❜

❛  You left me and I fell apart.  ❜

❛  I punched the wall and cried.  ❜

❛  I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.  ❜

❛  So, I built a bomb!  ❜

❛  Tonight our school is Vietnam.  ❜

❛  Let’s guarantee they never see their senior prom!  ❜

❛  I was meant to be yours.  ❜

❛  We were meant to be one.  ❜

❛  Don’t give up on me now.  ❜

❛  Finish what we’ve begun.  ❜

❛  In the rubble of their tomb, we’ll plant this not explaining why they died.  ❜

❛  Our burned bodies may finally get through to you.  ❜

❛  Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks.  ❜

❛  We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors.  ❜

❛  Bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores.  ❜

❛  We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars.  ❜

❛  I can’t make it alone.  ❜

❛  You were meant to be mine.  ❜

❛  I am all that you need.  ❜

❛  You carved open my heart, can’t just leave me to bleed.  ❜

❛  Open the door please.  ❜

❛  Can we not fight anymore?  ❜

❛  (Name), sure, you’re scared, I’ve been there.  ❜

❛  (Name), don’t make me come in there.  ❜

❛  I’m gonna count to three. 1, 2, fuck it–  ❜

❛  Oh my god.  ❜

❛  Please don’t leave me alone.  ❜

❛  You were all I could trust.  ❜

❛  I can’t do this alone, still, I will if I must.  ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING (REPRISE)

❛  I wanted someone strong who could protect me.  ❜

❛  I let his anger fester and infect me.  ❜

❛  His solution is a lie.  ❜

❛  No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created.  ❜

❛  Heads up (name).  ❜

❛  I’m a dead girl walking.  ❜

❛  Can’t hide from me.  ❜

❛  There’s your final bell.  ❜

❛  It’s one more dance and then farewell.  ❜

❛  (name) told me you just committed suicide?  ❜

❛  Yeah, well, he’s wrong about a lot of things.  ❜

❛  I through together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice.  ❜

❛  What’s under the gym?  ❜

❛  That’s it.  ❜

❛  What’s that sound?  ❜

❛  Give a great big yell!  ❜

❛  Step away from the bomb.  ❜

❛  This little thing? I’d hardly call it a bomb.  ❜

❛  This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs –those are bombs.  ❜

❛  I wish your mom had been a little stronger.  ❜

❛  I wish she’d stayed around a little longer.  ❜

❛  I wish your dad were good.  ❜

❛  I wish grownups understood.  ❜

❛  I wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war.  ❜

❛  I wish you’d come with me.  ❜

❛  I wish I had more TNT!  ❜

I AM DAMAGED

❛  I am damaged. Far too damaged.  ❜

❛  You’re not beyond repair.  ❜

❛  Stick around here, make things better.  ❜

❛  You beat me fair and square.  ❜

❛  Please stand back now.  ❜

❛  Don’t know what this thing will do.  ❜

❛  Hope you miss me.  ❜

❛  Wish you’d kiss me.  ❜

❛  I’ll trade my life for yours.  ❜

❛  Wait, hold on!  ❜

❛  Once I disappear, clean up the mess down here.  ❜

❛  Not this way!  ❜

❛  Say hi to God.  ❜

SEVENTEEN (REPRISE)

❛  Listen up kids, war is over.  ❜

❛  Brand new sheriff’s come to town.  ❜

❛  We are done with acting evil.  ❜

❛  We will lay our weapons down.  ❜

❛  We’re all damaged, we’re all frightened, we’re all freaks but that’s alright.  ❜

❛  We’ll endure it. We’ll survive it.  ❜

❛  (name) are you free tonight?  ❜

❛  High school may not ever end.  ❜

❛  Still, I miss you.  ❜

❛  I’d be honored, if you’d let me be your friend.  ❜

❛  We can be seventeen.  ❜

❛  If nobody loves me now, someday somebody will.  ❜

❛  There’s still time to make things.  ❜

❛  One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.  ❜

❛  Let’s go be seventeen, take off our clothes and dance.  ❜

❛  This could be our final chance.  ❜

❛  We’ll make it beautiful.  ❜