Reasons why i am Terrible Baby Sitter
So awhile ago i had the extreme luck of seeing one of the most Epic Fights between two little kids that i had ever seen
On this day i was paid to baby sit 2 boys for the morning until their sister came in the afternoon. The oldest one was named David (4) and the youngest was named Tommy (3 ½).
Now everything was perfectly fine until it came time for me to feed them lunch…
Me: OK kids, time for lunch.
*Both kids wobble run, and sit’s at the Kids Table*
Me: Now your parents told me that you guys like Kids Cuisine.. I didn’t even know they still made these things but ok
Me: Now from what i can see there are only 2 left. One Is the Pizza with Corn and Chocolate Pudding, and the other one is Chicken Nuggets with Mac and Cheese.
Me: Ok im just gonna assumed you meant mac and cheese Tommy. Well you both can’t have the same box and there isn’t enough to share..
Me: How about we flip a coin *Grabs a Penny of the Counter*
Me: This side means David gets Mac and Cheese *shows head* and this side means Tommy gets Mac and Cheese *shows tails*
Both kids: *shakes their heads in agreement*
Me: ok *flips coin and catches it* aannnddd it’s tails. The winner is Tommy!!
David: Bu- Buut i wanted it first!
Me: Listen David, we all agreed on the rules. We can’t win them all, plus the pizza is still good
Tommy: *does a happy wiggle dance*
Me: *heats up David’s pizza first*
Me: Here you go David *puts pizza on his side of the table*
Tommy: PEESA! *does the little baby grabby thing*
Tommy: PEESA! * tries to reach over and grab it*
Me: No Tommy *moves his hand away from David’s Pizza* You get Mac and Cheese like you wanted
Me: *Puts Mac and Cheese in front of Tommy*
Tommy: *looks at Mac and Cheese*, *looks at Pizza* PEESAA!! *does grabby thing*
Me: Both of you calm down. David why don’t you switch yours with his. You didn’t want it in the first place..
David: NO! *take a huge and unnecessary bite out of the pizza*
Out of nowhere the whole room got super tense as Tommy stared daggers at David
Me: *takes a few steps back*
Tommy: *leans forward staring at David* Pee-SA!
David: *takes another enormous bite while staring at Tommy* No.
Tommy: *raises his hand up above David’s remaining pizza*
Me: *in my head* (oh shit.. it’s about to get real)
Tommy: *Staring hard into Davids eyes* Pee…SA.
Me: Come on man just share the pizza…
Tommy: *slams his hand down as hard as his can on David’s Pizza*
*Pizza sauce Splatters On Tommy and the Table*
Tommy: *drags the plate and pizza to his side* Pee-sa
David: *Calmly Stands Up*
At this point i realized that these kids had watched toooo much anime because David made the weirdest anime-inspired fighting stance that i had ever seen!
The energy this kid was trying to manifest had me shook, but Tommy seemed unphased and unimpressed..
David: That was my pizza..
Me: OK everyone just calm dow-
Tommy: *throws a piece of the pizza at David, Hitting him in the face*
David Calmly wiped his face off and began todo something that can only be described as a “Power Move”
David: *gets in his stance*
David: *strains as he charges up his hit*
David: *Tightly grips his fist and talks in a low and intense voice* it was my pizza..
Older Sister: Hey guys i got home a lil-
David: IT WAS MY PIZZAAAAH!!!!
Tommy gets hit so hard that he frickin spins in his chair knocking Mac and Cheese all over the place as he falls to the floor!
Me acting like a mature adult: Tommy noooo *in slow mo*
I run over and pick up Tommy as he’s covered in pizza sauce and cheese, lookin like he just had the hardest fight of his life.
Me: Why couldn’t you guys just share…
Now In Reality that’s not what really happened. But in my head this is how intense and epic this whole ordeal felt lol.
Tommy was fine, he was mostly just dizzy from spinning in his chair and David didn’t get in any trouble.
Most importantly i didn’t get fired or anything and the whole family finds this story hella funny and not as a reflection of my maturity or sense of responsibility
So everything ended great in my opinion 😬😬