My Epic Adventure Through Life

7th grade science teacher. 27. Asexual. Bucky Barnes is a cinnamon roll and Stormpilot needs to be a thing. Aspiring fanfic writer. I love comments and requests!

[blumineck]

Sandwich? Sandwich!

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[pokemon-memes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[darkwizardtheorist]

Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.

[mzminola]

Yep! My dad was in the Coast Guard during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era and one thing he mentioned was gay and lesbian service members marrying each other both for mutual bearding, and because married people got better housing.

Additionally my grandmother married one of her guy friends because her job offered dental insurance to employees and spouses and he needed some dental work done. They got married, processed the paperwork, got his dental problems fixed, made sure all the insurance payments went through, and divorced.

Two people getting married for the benefits has been going on as long as we’ve had benefits to marriage, and if two women doing it is homophobic then I guess someone’s going to have to tell my grandmother she was heterophobic.

[kessilwig]

like the thing that’s an actual problem is that these benefits are dependent on marriage. that people need, as in the example above, healthcare and may not be able to afford it without insurance shared by a spouse (let alone the other rights only extended to those with a legal partnership)

[naamahdarling]

Reminder: disabled people have the opposite. We can’t marry ANYONE or we risk losing our benefits. It can work out if we are marrying someone who can support two people on one income, but that basically isn’t a thing anymore, so.

Include us in your activism.

[drst]

^^

[toastbutteregg]

i know its late but its too wholesome not to share

[alinaastarkov]

The Road to El Dorado (2000) + letterboxd reviews (in/sp)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unpretty]

when you have a sudden realization about something that was supposed to have been obvious from the start

[homofied]

[fivequartersoftheorange]

The face he makes when he likes how it turns out is gold!

[nuggsmum]

I knew he was going to love this one, my grandmother used to make this and it’s amazing.

[waywardsoldier88]

I can't with him.

[seabassapologist]

This is like, one of the most normal recipes he’s done I think. Zucchini is an amazing substitute for eggs in brownies and cake

[bevismusson]

Zucchini/courgette is a fairly common ingredient in cakes (does the same basic function as carrots in carrot cake). Nigella has an excellent courgette sponge, which ends up with a slightly odd pale green tinge but is just awesome.

[cipheramnesia]

Fuck, I want someone to look at me like he looks at his baking.

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

Every time I read up on why Walmart failed in Germany again I am massively entertained.

I can recommend it to everyone. 

Google “Why Walmart failed in Germany”. 

Hours of entertainment. 

[blackestsabbath-deactivated2018]

[mariesbookblog]

this is literally the most hilarious thing ever

seriously what even

i’m laughing so fucking hard ‘harassed by strangers’ i can’t stop laughing

i’m reading a 30 page paper on this and it’s hilarious 

(in case you’re curious: https://thetimchannel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/w024.pdf)

[vallisagarwaen]

this is still so fucking funny, I can’t get over this. never.

[psychoanthrowalker]

[ferguswyrm]

My favorite part was how walmart did that thing where they get a bunch of people to work a long part time shift, but just short enough to not be full time, thinking they could avoid giving employees healthcare. It turns out you can’t do that in Germany, so they had to give healthcare to way more employees than if they had just hired people to full time positions. 

[ragdollnetic]

Fire Hazard  

[pedrohub]

[seraph-novak]

Loki (2021) | 1x02 // 1x03

[whitepeopletwitter]

[superduperkas]

Not 1, not 2, but 3 black ppl and 2 queer women made it out of a horror movie alive and are directly responsible for defeating the antagonist

This is the most joy I've ever experienced after watching a horror trilogy

[astraldreadnought-deactivated20]

we did it kids