GETYOURCRAYON

Just tryna ignore the fact I’m wasting my life. :)

[aewm]

perfect couples don't exi-

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[catchymemes]

[musingsmaybemumbles]

This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[thekidsrus]

WE’VE HIT PEAK 2019….

You know we’ve peaked as a society when we have Llama’s twerking that booty. But there’s no denying that this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen this year. Santa you listening? I want a Booty Shaking Llama under the tree this year!

If you want a Twerking Llama of your own go HERE

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovecatcher]

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByxeA8Jp0ab/

[lovecatcher]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsN6CHEnWOh/

[toastbutteregg]

what a jerk

and a thief

[spnyuri]

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

[katesofheaven]

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

[spnyuri]

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[thegoodvybe]

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

coroner: your girlfriend was choked to death

me: she died doing what she loved

coroner: what

me: what

[gloupblog]

a gentle reminder

[magical-girl]

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

[onlytwitterpics]