tea-fueled nerdy-ass loser

this blog runs 95% of the time on a queue. i will still actively answer messages. need something tagged? send an ask / IM! #NSFW at rare times, sole warning. Kitty; 30+, Tea-fueled, Autistic, Disabled, Genderqueer Grey Ace. [she/they] Furry. Book Nerd. Gamer. Mobile Links icon: bananahkim background: @tenshiikisu

[sweetoothgirl]

Cinnamon Roll For One

[lou-at-night]

Sleepy soft boy... Let him rest, please 🤫✨️

[lustingfood]

Cheesy Roasted Garlic Pull Apart Bread (x)

[elfcollector]

I can't watch my body be taken over.

[leilah-durge]

Opiumokun on Twitter

[zigraves]

actual link to artist's original here:

[eldin-tower]

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

[lavendarr00]

a moment of vulnerability 🤍

[lavendarr00]

He really has the biggest, roundest eyes doesn't he? 🥹

[lustingfood]

Mac and Cheese (x)

[unnvmed-art]

[nenalunes]

[preciouslittle-archive]

Thoughts about Ascended Astarion! (This is a long one, and I'm not trying to change anyones opinion, just highlighting the fact that the player is in complete control of the situation at all times. This game is about choices.) First off, I don't usually prefer to ascend him. But I love all versions of Astarion. His character is so well written and all of his arcs deserve praise and attention no matter what your personal opinion of them are. The devs did an incredible job. If any parts of his arc (ascended or spawn) make you uncomfortable, then romancing him isn't for you. If the dynamic between AA and your character makes you feel scared or upset, don't ascend him. That dynamic is supposed to be 100% consentual. He's a tough nut to crack and his story can be very triggering. I myself broke down a few times hearing him talk about what he went through. There are other companions with lovely character development that you can choose. When people go "ugh he's ruined I didn't want this" My dear, with all due respect. This is the dark fantasy romance option. Emphasis on the fantasy. You didn’t get his approval by being nice. It's not like he's the only option. You chose to romance the vampire. The game warns you of what exactly you're about to do multiple times. You willingly help him murder thousands of people for freedom. A vampire who was a literal slave for longer than he was even alive for just got a MASSIVE amount of power. Were you expecting he was gonna just be a good guy now? He has had NOTHING for so long. His entire life trajectory changed within moments. He’s still figuring himself out. You as the player are still completely in charge. He owes everything to you and he knows that. You can walk away at literally any point. He asks you to kneel and obey to establish trust and a dynamic. To confirm this is what you want. YOU CAN SAY NO. Then, he gets right down on the floor with you. He's either gentle or rough based on your choice. If you don't like the vibe just break up with him at that point like he literally lets you do. Or, even just reload the save. But just remember. "That's what you want, isn't it?". When Astarion ascends, Neil says it best. His mask is off and he's allowed to be at his most terrible with no fear. He doesn't have to perform or be aloof as a distraction from the pain anymore. He was never good aligned. But now, he has the power and ability to give himself and his favourite person the life he thinks they wanted. Otherwise why would you ascend him? His love language becomes acts of service and gifts. He ADORES tav to almost obsession. He's always doting on them and calling them his. The ritual only amplifies that. "but what about what he says if you convince him not to go through with it?"

He’s not lying. He knows tav saved him from himself. It is technically the “good” ending. But that’s not what matters here. The ascension is for characters who are not good aligned. It is for characters that are just as much of a power hungry monster as ascended Astarion is. They want to be a monarch that rules the world over. It’s a role playing thing. Is it wrong? That’s for you to decide for yourself. Not others.

"but what about karlach? He's a massive jackass to her when he ascends" ...Yes. He's not a good guy. Karlach is basically the goodest character in the game. It won't work. And if you do break up with him, he lashes out and says some extremely hurtful things. Because you just broke his heart. It's a perfectly normal response from someone being completely blindsided. He thought you wanted this. You said you wanted this. After everything you both did you get here, he feels betrayed. Not even to mention ascended Astarion does not make you just a regular spawn. You quite literally become his vampire spouse. He thanks you for putting your trust in him. Then eventually you become a true vampire with time. He wants to make sure tav doesn't go insane after being turned. If you wanna learn more about vampire spouses in DnD I highly reccomend doing some google searches. It's fascinating. Is ascending him the right thing to do? No, but it's not "wrong". The game doesn't work that way. Is keeping him a spawn the right thing to do? Maybe, if your character thinks it is. Either route has their sets of pros and cons. It's up to you which ones you think work for your playthrough.

I almost always convince him not to go through with the ritual. But ascended Astarion + durge is a power couple and the vibes are immaculate for evil runs. Just have fun with the game! The devs made all these character arcs for you to explore! Thanks for reading <3

[louvette]

Hello, I made a thing. Wanted a wallpaper for my phone but couldn't find what I wanted so I made one. Been a while since I made 3d renders. Made with Daz Studio.

[morkeerie]

What about some seductive Astarion?

[little-star-library]

*Tav kisses Astarion’s cheek*

Astarion: What was that?

Tav: Affection

Astarion: Disgusting

Astarion: …Do it again.

[forkingbrusselsprout]

[bloodlessdarling]

just the pretty boy in this dark burgundy color that goes so so well with his hair and eyes and skin and I am foaming at the mouth