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@teahwilde
Tit anon isn't sweet anon... But I really like seeing that smile of yours - SA
You really, really are far too sweet, babe- er, dude. Dudebabe. Whatever you are, though fair warning, I'm gay. Pussies are my thing. Boobs are fucking fantastic and penises aren't my favorite things to poke things with in the world. Mhmm.
Now you're talking, anon! Hah! I'll gladly accept that compliment 'cause they are pretty damn great, yeah? Pfft, but it's no fun if you just hide, y'know. Plus, I can't thank you properly, but all right. I'll wait and... you're being too damn sweet again, yknow. Sweet and somewhat horny. Quite a good combination in my book.
I don't think I deserve this praise- especially since I don't know who you are, anon.
rydlynn replied to your post: I think you're really pretty
(I think you’re prettier. Ahem.)
Of course you do, Ry. I mean, you kinda have to- as my best friend and all. Mhmm. But then again, I could look like a giant tentacle monster with eleven arms and fifty bajillion eyes and you'd still think I'm pretty since you're a crazy little fuck.
I wouldn't lie to someone as sweet as you.
Oh sweet anon- then you clearly haven't met me yet. Nope. Nope. I mean- I guess I'm pretty sweet in some cases, but most... I'm just a damn handful, y'know? I guess it annoys people, but... eh, doesn't bother me. Besides, us Wildes do have a bit of a mean streak- both of us, including my little devil of a sister.
I think you're really pretty
I- you really think so, sweet anon? You're too damn kind, whoever you are.
Fuck.
Language, Honey Boo Boo Child.
Fuck- Language? Fuck- What -fuck- language, fuck- hm? I don't know what you're fucking talking about, Sugarbear. Nope. Fuck. Not at all- fucking fucker fuckers. Mhmm.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuck.
You’re more than deserving, believe me. You’re exciting and unpredictable. I like it. And I’ll hold you to the whole magic carpet thing. Fair warning.
You're just too damn sweet, I swear-- and... different. In a good way. In the best way. Mhmm. So it's settled. Meet me in front of my room tonight, all right? I've got something planned- magic carpet at the ready. Mhmm.
Well, don’t tell anyone, but you’re my favorite too.
Now, I don't believe I deserve that title, babe. Nope. Not at all- at least in your book, anyway. There has to be someone else, yeah? I mean, you still haven't seen me at my craziest. Nope. I haven't even whisked you away on my magic carpet.
text message → poopers
TEAH: boop.
TEAH: BOOP.
I’m your favorite?
Mhmm, of course you are, you fucking cutie. Just don't tell the others or they'll get jealous, all right?
#fav: music
If it was hidden under Ryder’s bed, then by now it has been covered in dirty socks and sweaty jock straps. I don’t think it’s salvageable
True. Ryder does smell like smelly man meat dunked in acid and tossed into a bucket of dead chickens-- but only when he's all sweaty after a football game. Dammit. I guess you're right.
Casually spent all day listening to Pentatonix.
I’m magic. Also, she’s kinda the only one who’s got chesticles, so — there we go. Process of elimination to find your favorite member. I’ll start working on it right away. I might need a week or two to work on my Kirstie impression. If I get any questions, I’ll just say I got hit by a baseball or some shit and had to have major reconstructive surgery.
I fucking knew it, you magical bitch. Well- yeah... and they're pretty damn fantastic chesticles too. Pretty sure you just need to practice that adorable crooked smile of hers and you'll be fine. Mhmm.
Casually spent all day listening to Pentatonix.
Casually kill one of them, of course. Can’t believe I didn’t think of it myself.
I’ll steal Kirstie for you. She’s a major cutie. You can just keep her locked under Bordeaux as your sex slave while I get to shoo-bop with the rest of the guys.
How the fuck did you read my mind?! Fucking Kirstie! Would you do that for me, Em? Wouldja really?! I bet you could easily pass as her too! Y'know with the whole brunette and hot as fuck thing going for you two.
Casually spent all day listening to Pentatonix.
I’m on the NSYNC medley for the trillionth time. Jams for days, guys.
I’d totally use my duchess powers to become the sixth member, if that didn’t defeat the purpose and ruin the name a little bit.
Pfft. You could easily just... eliminate one of them and slip in, yknow? I'm sure you could use your duchess powers to hire a professional... assassin.
