Hello LGBTQ+ Community, It Is I, CEO Of Bullshit

Mimesis/Teal, 20, they/it. Follows from @tealalternian. DMs open. My own post tag is “#teal screams”. My art tag is “#teal does art”, my art is okay to reblog unless otherwise stated. This blog is mostly SFW, the minimum old NSFW content is tagged “#nsfw post”. DNI if you're gross or bigoted.

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Never actually put my new Carrd here oops

https://vaporwavefurry.carrd.co/

Vaporwave Hell Maze

Call me ghost writer

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

[musashi1596]

For the uninitiated, Blåhaj now has a new relative, a blue whale named Blåvingad whose mouth zips open

[bumblewyn]

AND he’s made from recycled plastic that’s been removed from the ocean!!!

[bogkeep]

frogcat

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hello

hi

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frogcat has been blazed

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i’m getting a good grade in tumblr, something that is possible to g

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you did so well frogcat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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have i created a monster?

[madhatterplushies]

I want to make a frogcat plush ngl 😂💚 A+ hybrid

[bogkeep]

you have my blessing u_u frogcat belongs to all

[madhatterplushies]

AAAHHHHH omg thank youuuuu

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

I should really spiffy up this blog tbh, it's so crusty

[bundibird]

I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

So I wrote a Mimesis fanfic

[kasewichser]

it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge

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500 posts!

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And by bitches i mean friends n partners

U get it. Especially friends if nothing else c'mon.

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Calder getting better, therefore getting bitches

So true honestly, please give the man some fucking character development, like at least a little bit come on VE

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Aro dismas and ace jentha solidarity

So true! I fucking love aro/ace hcs (or CANON in the case of Jentha, iconic), I'm literally no oriented aroace how could I not tbh gggdgiodvgdg. This goes for the aro and ace spectrums in general btw. 10/10 ask ty. :)

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

So I'm back actually. And today kinda Sucks so; anyone up to share some (SFW only) VE headcanons? 👁👁

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In yer carrd, warrior cats server- is it still up? Wanna ask first bfore I join so I don’t accidentally join a dead server LOLLL shit would b awkward

That one is dead, but I have a new one! If you're looking for some rp feel free to message me or just send an ask asking me to post the link to my new server.

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

Might be going on an official hiatus on Tumblr for a while, just not feeling too up to stuff lately 😔

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

Not set in stone yet btw! But a possibility, 50/50 maybe.

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Might be going on an official hiatus on Tumblr for a while, just not feeling too up to stuff lately 😔

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hello teal/mimesis vast error how are you this fine evening

Hello Tumblr user 8-8it I was okay/am well

[8-8it]

joy

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:]

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hello teal/mimesis vast error how are you this fine evening

Hello Tumblr user 8-8it I was okay/am well