I Like Shiny Things

Canadian / Gay / Tired / Tropes but make them all gay 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[callmebliss]

[mia-down-under]

[returnoftheobradinn]

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[aru]

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

[aru]

happy 10 year anniversary lmao

[4444555666777888999]

There is something so powerful about saying “I don’t know what that means”

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[velocitations]

[gwenstacyismyicon]

accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier

I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations

[cryptcollector]

i finally got around to getting the firefox youtube dislikes extension and i think this enhances my experience immensely

[cryptcollector]

i did not expect this to get notes. anyways heres the links to Return YouTube Dislike: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/return-youtube-dislikes/ and https://returnyoutubedislike.com/

and also heres the link to YouTube Enhancer (has really cool features like filters and the rewatch statistics bar): https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/enhancer-for-youtube/

you may have to play around with the settings to get a result that you want, but go nuts, have fun, go watch your favorite youtube videos

[starpeace]

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

[starpeace]

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

[moghedien]

The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

[urdnot]

[acegraysons-deactivated20150622]

a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe

[capillaryspice]

Actually theres an Argentinian comic/tv show called Cybersix thats pretty much exactly this, except the other way around:

“Cybersix” (superhero persona)

“Adrien Seidelman” (civilian persona)

i believe all the episodes are on youtube if you want to watch it…

[spacevixenmusic]

I was literally just thinking of this post and adding Cybersix the other day!

Bonus points: you can get the show on DVD now too!

[solitarelee]

YES OMG Cybersix is SO obscure and underrated! 

[that-meiko-girl]

the animation alone, is breathtaking

[arcanehalo]

genderqueer superhero where gender is a disguise was a nice sprinkle but “high school teacher by day, and battles the monstrous biological weapons of her creator by night” is what really reels me in here

[manicmartyr-deactivated20250904]

bruce wayne gets covid and he was in close contact with his whole family so the entire rogue gallery has ten days to take over gotham

[demigraysons]

the entire rogue gallery gets tested as part of the potential crime plot and half of them are now out of commission bc it turns out selina and bruce had close contact, and then she had lunch on thursday with harley and ivy, who went for coffee with eddie friday, who had his weekly chess game with jonathan on saturday, and so on and so forth. killer moth tested double negative, so everyone else is texting him scheme ideas on the fly. he’s doing an instagram live. half of gotham is watching. he proceeds to just do cool tricks like backflip off of buildings.

[atomicc]

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

[saltystingray]

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.