Rules for My Unborn Son

Let's get some things straight before I get old and uncool.

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Get it straight from the source!

The ORIGINAL Rules for My Unborn Son, AVAILABLE NOW online or in fine book stores everywhere. 

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THIS ONE is pretty good too. (via Rules for My Newborn Daughter)

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580. Spend time with your mother. She’s cooler than you think.

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579. Sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a walk around the block. And sometime it's a hammer.

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It appears that nothing can be more improving to a young naturalist, than a journey in distant countries.

Charles Darwin

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EVOLVED. Charles Darwin at #NYFW14 (b. Feb. 12, 1809)

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578. Under no circumstances should you ask someone to remove their shoes.

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577. Don't throw away the jelly jar.

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576. No one wants to hear you talk about your health, your dreams, your diet, or your money.

(via Mrs. Maria Matthiessen on This American LIfe)

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Lou Reed, “Perfect Day”

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LOU (1942-2013)

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575. There are plenty of tricks to staying young. One is matching pajamas.

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574. If you're going to drive a hard bargain, you better have exact change.

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573. You can learn a lot about a man by how he coils a hose.

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Buster Keaton, ladykiller.

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573. Would you bring a girl bad music? Best to know a thing or two about flowers.

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572. Accept with pleasure or regretfully decline, but one need not give reason why.