Ghetsis Harmonia

Team Plasma's official Rotomblr account. //INACTIVE

[teamplasmaofficial]

Pokémon must be liberated!

Team Plasma is an organization based in the Unova region which aims to spread the truth of the parasitic relationship between people and Pokémon.

Pokémon are regarded as our 'partners', yet they are forced to fight and work for our benefit alone, then trapped within the barbaric technology of Pokéballs. Where is the equality? This can only be achived through the liberation of all Pokémon!

I, Ghetsis, have created this Rotomblr blog in order to spread Team Plasma's ideals throughout the world. Join me, so called Pokémon 'trainers'! Free your Pokémon, so true equality between humans and these magnificent creatures can be achived!

OOC:

Heyoo, it's me @realautisticlightyagami ! This blog is for fun and games as are all of these things.

asks are open again but i do get quite a few so my apologies if it takes a while for me to respond ^^!

I do have another blog, @volcanicvisionary so. yeah :3.

[teamplasmaofficial]

Heeey would teaching a shiny cramorant with the mouth of a sailor to drive my rancher friend's pick up truck violate your rules on separation and crap? Cus the Plasma grunt he hit whilst trying to figure out what a gearshift was seems to not think so.

It would absolutely be violating Team Plasma’s ideals to be teaching a pokémon to drive a pick up truck. Pokémon are beautiful creatures who should never be tainted with filthy human machinery any more than necessary. Not to mention the fact your pokémon is clearly not any good at it. If people and pokémon were separate, then no one would need to live in fear of being ran over by a cramorant.

Also, I haven’t heard news of any of my followers being admitted to hospital. Did he survive?

[the-cramorant-kid]

1. It's not his fault, his feet don't reach the pedals and his wings can't grip the middle stick correctly. He understands the basics of car driving, he just can't execute it.

2. It's a girl grunt actually, and yes she's fine. She's with us at Ace's Ranch, recovering from blunt force trauma. She doesn't want to press charges. (which is good, as much as I love my usual cell, I've got things to do outside of the lockup Y'know)

3. WHAT MOVIES DO YOU PEOPLE WATCH OVER THERE?! she claims to have had movie nights and she's never even heard of Crobatman?! Are you SERIOUS?! You're probably a documentary guy aren't you? Look, there's nothing wrong with documentaries but THEY. ARE. NOT. MOVIES. they're their own thing!

[teamplasmaofficial]

I’d argue that it is the fault of the driver if they hit a pedestrian, regardless if they can reach the pedals. Otherwise the blame would be on you for allowing a pokémon to drive. Are you really that dense?

I’d prefer you move her into the care of actual medical professionals. What in Arc’s name is wrong with you?

[teamplasmaofficial]

Heeey would teaching a shiny cramorant with the mouth of a sailor to drive my rancher friend's pick up truck violate your rules on separation and crap? Cus the Plasma grunt he hit whilst trying to figure out what a gearshift was seems to not think so.

It would absolutely be violating Team Plasma’s ideals to be teaching a pokémon to drive a pick up truck. Pokémon are beautiful creatures who should never be tainted with filthy human machinery any more than necessary. Not to mention the fact your pokémon is clearly not any good at it. If people and pokémon were separate, then no one would need to live in fear of being ran over by a cramorant.

Also, I haven’t heard news of any of my followers being admitted to hospital. Did he survive?

[teamplasmaofficial]

How do I join team plasma? Will I get a cool hat?

There are loyal Plasma members stationed in all major cities, please speak with them about the registration process. You will be provided a uniform, which I suppose includes somewhat of a 'cool hat'.

[leaderhoratio]

There are none in Treeriver. And we're keeping it that way. Leave the team any time you want, free position at my gym comes with exit.

[teamplasmaofficial]

Bribing Plasma members to abandon their mission of liberation to contribute to one of the largest Pokemon abuse industries worldwide? Flawless logic, you utter fool.

[ghet-it-sis]

Hm. I have to say, I'm not particularly impressed by you.

[teamplasmaofficial]

Likewise.

[teamplasmaofficial]

How do I join team plasma? Will I get a cool hat?

There are loyal Plasma members stationed in all major cities, please speak with them about the registration process. You will be provided a uniform, which I suppose includes somewhat of a 'cool hat'.

[leaderhoratio]

There are none in Treeriver. And we're keeping it that way. Leave the team any time you want, free position at my gym comes with exit.

[teamplasmaofficial]

Bribing Plasma members to abandon their mission of liberation to contribute to one of the largest Pokemon abuse industries worldwide? Flawless logic, you utter fool.

[teamplasmaofficial]

dear Ghetsis harmonia gropius I deliver upon you a poem

Dennis, I’ve asked plenty a time to talk in Venice but your thought station is always at liberation but i hope that one day You may get to stay in a corner and think just on the brink how you treated your child and how he may have felt beguiled but you have Arceus’ drums in your theme and I have a giant wooden beam in battle I will succeed prepare your grandpa aged knees

Hmm. I do not recommend pursuing literature.

[teamplasmaofficial]

Shedinja Mail. A flier for @the-wonderguard-project . "For a Traditional Experience, For the Future."

Stop sending me junk mail. I should add a sign to my inbox.

[teamplasmaofficial]

[ooc]

how i feel going through my inbox from may last year and even the year before instead of listening to my uni lecture

[teamplasmaofficial]

Does this to you

[OOC]

moth im your biggest fan. i wanna reply to tell you this cause theres no way in hell i can reply in character lol. very cutesit so adornale.

[teamplasmaofficial]

How do I join team plasma? Will I get a cool hat?

There are loyal Plasma members stationed in all major cities, please speak with them about the registration process. You will be provided a uniform, which I suppose includes somewhat of a 'cool hat'.

[teamplasmaofficial]

no

No?

[gotta-pet-em-all]

.....there have been enough ghetsis blogs on here. but i think the drag queen one is new.

[teamplasmaofficial]

[OOC]

the fucking what

[antirrhinums-de-lis]

having a small blog on rotomblr is so embarrassing... like here's my pokemon.. and my stupid opinions i guess... 2 notes... cool... kicks around in the dirt...

[teamplasma-official]

we love your stupid opinions! the stupidity is truly next level!

[teamplasmaofficial]

You have stolen my user name. Change it now.

[teamplasmaofficial]

I appreciate the attention of the people of Rotomblr in these past days. I am currently spreading the word of Team Plasma in Kanto, so i am unable to be tending to Rotomblr as often during my trip. To the people of Kanto, thank you for allowing me to tour your beautiful region. I sincerely hope that soon the pokémon of the Kanto region will be able to roam free in the near future.

OOC:

yeah i’m in japan at the moment, tokyo for the first few days ^^! Here’s the mewtwo ❤️❤️

[teamplasmaofficial]

the immortal sliggoo! you get some arbitrarily large amount of money and immortality, but there will also be an immortal sliggoo that is instantly created somewhere in the world that has no goals other than to find you. if the sliggoo ever touches you, you die. do you take the deal?

Hmm... A sliggoo would be quite easy to avoid...

I would take this hypothetical deal if it were proposed to me. Money and immortality would do wonders toward the cause of pokémon liberation. Each time the sliggoo got too close, I would simply move away. Though, if it were real I would have to dedicate more time to consideration of possible loopholes or catches; the deal does seem too good to be true.

[teamplasmaofficial]

meow

Is there is a loose purrloin in my quarters? What do you mean, 'meow'?

[teamplasmaofficial]

Ghetsis can you help me update my graphics driver

No.