SATISFY ME!

I'm Kiryu Kyosuke, and I want YOU to join my gang, Team Satisfaction! What do we do in Team Satisfaction you ask? We SATISFY, of course! With handcuffs, and electrocution! Why are you laughing? Just shut up and join already!

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups

[kiryuusei-moved]

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yes join my gang!!!!!! i will give you fruit roll ups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In Satellite, we don't say "I love you" we say "SATISFY ME!" I think that's really beautiful uwu

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Hello members of Team Satisfaction!!!! I'm still trying to get Yusei back D:

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I sent this to Yusei but he must have read it wrong because he accidentally checked the reject box

also I wrote it with my blood

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DON'T WORRY YUSEI I HAVE A PLAN OKAY

I WILL WORK INTO THE NIGHT ON MY PLAN OKAY DON'T WORRY SLEEP TIGHT OKAY YUSEI I LOVE YOU

[luccianay]

no he just appreciates tea parties

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

Yes I like tea. I thought it was fun.

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LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t worry Yusei I’ll save you okay? Just hang in there for tonight okay??? I have a plan.

[luccianay]

we’re kind of in a giant fortress in the sky how do you expect to get up here

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I'm Kiryu fucking Kyosuke!!!! I have defied death twice!!!! A giant fortress in the sky is nothing to me!!!!!!

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

So this little 10 year old android kind of forced me to have a tea party with him and now I can’t leave.

Also Kiryu is not my boyfriend we broke up a while ago okay

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Yusei!!!!! Are you okay are you hurt I’ll save you Yusei!!!!!!!

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

Kiryu I don’t need saving okay I’m perfectly fine please leave me alone

[luccianay]

i have proof

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

What!!!!!!! You probably brainwashed him!!!!!!!!!!

[luccianay]

no he just appreciates tea parties

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

Yes I like tea. I thought it was fun.

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry Yusei I'll save you okay? Just hang in there for tonight okay??? I have a plan.

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

So this little 10 year old android kind of forced me to have a tea party with him and now I can’t leave.

Also Kiryu is not my boyfriend we broke up a while ago okay

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

Yusei!!!!! Are you okay are you hurt I’ll save you Yusei!!!!!!!

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

Kiryu I don’t need saving okay I’m perfectly fine please leave me alone

[luccianay]

i have proof

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What!!!!!!! You probably brainwashed him!!!!!!!!!!

[luccianay]

(hey satisfaction guy

wanna hear a secret) 

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

what??????????????

[luccianay]

(well ysee placido maay or maaay not really like yuusei)

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what

[luccianay]

(its true you should totally go end him)

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

[luccianay]

(hey satisfaction guy

wanna hear a secret) 

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

what??????????????

[luccianay]

(well ysee placido maay or maaay not really like yuusei)

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

what

[planetaryimmobility-blog]

So this little 10 year old android kind of forced me to have a tea party with him and now I can’t leave.

Also Kiryu is not my boyfriend we broke up a while ago okay

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

Yusei!!!!! Are you okay are you hurt I'll save you Yusei!!!!!!!

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luccianay replied to your post: luccianay replied to your post: luccianay…

you sure about that

YES!!!!! HE TOLD ME HE’S MINE FOREVER!!!!!! I EVEN MADE HIM WRITE IT IN BLOOD SO IT’S OFFICIAL!!!!!!

[lisiechan-deactivated20210820]

Kiryu that’s gross! What if the rest of us wanna be friends with him?

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

You can still be friends with him gosh

[lisiechan-deactivated20210820]

What about if I wanna be his girlfriend? What if he wants a boyfriend or a girlfriend? What then? What then for YOU?

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He's mine forever why would he want anyone else he loves me

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luccianay replied to your post: luccianay replied to your post: luccianay…

you sure about that

YES!!!!! HE TOLD ME HE’S MINE FOREVER!!!!!! I EVEN MADE HIM WRITE IT IN BLOOD SO IT’S OFFICIAL!!!!!!

[lisiechan-deactivated20210820]

Kiryu that’s gross! What if the rest of us wanna be friends with him?

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You can still be friends with him gosh

[luccianay]

well we’re just being extremely friendly friends with him who hold parties for him and give him ponies

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GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luccianay]

(hey satisfaction guy

wanna hear a secret) 

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

what??????????????

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luccianay replied to your post: luccianay replied to your post: luccianay…

you sure about that

YES!!!!! HE TOLD ME HE’S MINE FOREVER!!!!!! I EVEN MADE HIM WRITE IT IN BLOOD SO IT’S OFFICIAL!!!!!!

[lisiechan-deactivated20210820]

Kiryu that’s gross! What if the rest of us wanna be friends with him?

[teamsatisfactionn-blog]

You can still be friends with him gosh

[luccianay]

see i told you

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YOU'RE DEAD YOU LITTLE WALKING TIN CAN!!!!!

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inufan078 replied to your post: Reporting for duty to help get Yusei back! I dont have a vest yet so I can go undercover - hell be none the wiser!!

Ew no I know what you do in that vest dont think that I dont know what those stains are from.

fine I'll sew you a brand new one okay???? JUST GET MY YUSEI BACK!!!!