There are a lot of anons in my inbox about yesterday. Some really sweet ones from people who were excited to see Chris and Alba.ā¦and then the other kind.
Youāll notice I havenāt acknowledged the delulus in ages. Itās usually more fun to ignore them and let them fight with reality on their own. But between the asks I got and the mistake I made of checking a few of their blogs to laugh at the meltdowns, I guess I need to say something.
First: the predictionsš
āHeās coming with Scott/He wonāt be wearing a ring/She wonāt be there because she is banned from entering the US/ and my favorite SHE IS NEVER SEEN IN MASSš
Chris showed up with his wife, wearing his wedding ring, looking happy. Alba looked absolutely STUNNING. The silver Zuhair Murad, the red Elie Saab ughhh gorgeous š¤¤. The designers themselves posted her and the comments everywhere are praising her. But apparently weāre supposed to believe everyone hates it. Sure.
So now that every prediction failed, weāre back to the fake baby conspiracy, and the most unhinged thing I saw was someone claiming Alba āchanged her bodyā to support the ājust had a babyā lie.
How completely fucked up in the head do you have to be to think thatās a normal thing to say about anyone?
Their favourite line now is āweāll believe it when Chris says it with his lips.ā Bitch he said with his lips that he was married and you still denied it. So letās not pretend thatās the issueš
Also, who the fuck do you think you are? Why would Chris and Alba need to prove anything to your sorry asses? They donāt owe you confirmation, statements, baby photos, or evidence of their private life.
Normal people saw the news months ago, said āgood for them,ā and moved on. Meanwhile you have spent weeks upon weeks trying to prove that a married coupleās baby isnāt real.
Thatās not fandom opinion. Thatās just sad.
Alba looked incredibleā¦
ā¦and you can all stay pressed š„°