My secret life on the internet

i have no idea what this blog is anymore I please don't follow if easily triggered I in my 20s I they/he/she

[imsimplystupid]

Actually went outside on a weekend yesterday to look at butterflies 🦋🦋

[labskeever]

reblog to boop prev

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[deutsche-bahn]

Ich war auf der letzten Langstreckenfahrt mit RB produktiv und habe mal meine persönlichen Lieblingsanekdoten von diesem Blog gesammelt:

Vorab: UQuizze, weil was gibt's wichtigeres

Welche Ausbildung solltest du machen?

Which german tv personality are you? (en)

Tell me about your taste in food and I'll give you a Getränk um das neue Jahr anzustoßen

Welches Weihnachtsgebäck bist du?

Welcher Weihnachtsmarktstand bist du?

Welcher Blechkuchen bist du?

Welches Seemannslied bist du?

Oberthema: ich hasse Reisen und Reisen hassen mich

ein Tscheche ruft das Jugendamt

sorry, mein Chauffeur ist noch Fahranfänger

im Flixbus auf den Spuren Jonathan Harker's

Bahnstreiks, you say? Lass mal Europareise machen

I draw the line at Pfandflaschenmissbrauch

die Autobranche hat ein persönliches Problem mit mir

Wir haben jetzt Autos, aber das hat auch nicht geholfen

Oberthema: das ist kein Stammbaum, sondern ein Problem

Meine Mutter demonstriert ADHS-Symptome und zerstört eine Lampe

Meine Mutter kommt nicht in den Himmel

Schlüsselbeinbrüche im mittelalterlichen Turm

Meine Mutter möchte helfen, ich möchte kündigen

der Scheidungsmops

Meine Mutter desekriert das Oberlandesgericht

Mein Großvater, der Kriegstreiber oder: Eine Frittenbude wird Kollateralschaden

Oma prügelt Keksteig

Wir verbrennen meine Tante

Mutter postet jetzt dick pics

Mein Großvater ist Kunstkenner

Oberthema: Handwerk

he wasn't even forklift certified

Guerilla-Fahrradreparaturen

Bürostuhlbezogene Freiheitsberaubung

Ich schmelze einen Tesa-Roller

Oberthema: Langsam Jacqueline, sonst kotzt du wieder

don't beat a dead horse, beat this live one instead

Hier ist dein Jungpferd. Prepare to die.

Enemy Mine

das Antistresspony stresst mich abartig

Oberthema: ein laufendes Experiment zum Thema Dauerstress und Polykülen

I. good use of slang, buddy

II. in which I end up in a car trunk, suffering immensely

III. who needs a portland polycule cult when you have... whatever this is

IV. just you and me and this guy that neither of us invited

Oberthema: being queer is about the crippling melancholy actually

queer melancholy, ausgerechnet in Irland

die politische Gesamtsituation lacht mich aus

Press the 'randomize' button in the character creation menu, and you shall receive:

Philipp Amthor, Krisenmanager

Aldi-Kurt Cobain teilt Lebensweisheiten

Akkordeon II, diesmal mit noch mehr Schloss Einstein Dialogen

Vladi

Meine Lebenssituation entgleitet mir: another saga

Hauptberuflich inhaliere ich Lösemitteldämpfe

Kümmerlich, diese Gallenblase

Hilfe, meine Wohnung leckt

Das nennt sich lösungsorientiertes Mobbing, Junge

Die Pisser gönnen mir die Nordsee nicht

Kernsanierung: The Musical

Mein Sanierungsexperte ist ein bisschen asozial

und zuletzt: miscellaneous soziale Misserfolge. das Leben ist ein niemals enden wollender Loriot-sketch

als Kinder begeisterten wir uns für Pyrotechnik

fuck you and the e-roller you rode in on

Captain, wir ha'm einen Marderschaden

ra ra rasputin russia's greatest humiliation kink

ich betreibe Konfrontationstherapie

man stelle sich Gollum in seiner Grotte vor: meine Ein-Mann-WG

wirf mich, du Hund

that time I brought a fake beard to a knife fight

Im Edeka meines Vertrauens beschimpfen sich die Mitarbeiter

WDR-Redakteure erklären mir soziale Gerechtigkeit

Johanna findet mich schwierig

Falls das annähernd unterhaltsam war, I have a tip jar

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[dhaaruni]

This early 2010s tweet is an eternal mood

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[thememedaddy]

[the-final-sif]

So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or

Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.

[straawberries]

can ppl pls reblog this version

[obsidian-flame]

Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[official-german-translationen]

[liebelesbe]

Preis runter, Klimaschutz rauf - Für ein bezahlbares Deutschlandticket! - Online-Petition

Das Deutschlandticket ist eine der wirkungsvollsten klimapolitischen Maßnahmen der letzten Jahre. Doch statt diesen Erfolg auszubauen, wird

hat noch jemand Klima Petitionen die gerade laufen... kann sonst nicht viel machen aber in der scheiß Hitzewelle will ich wenigstens ein paar Petitionen teilen

[pnglove]

reblog to give your moot a love letter 💌♡

photo originally found on pinterest, I just turned them into png

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?