"Hey wanna hear a joke?"

Hey, I'm Brian. A lot has happened, but I'm still here and kicking it! yeah, that was funnier in my head.

[tearfulfrowns]

Hiya there! I'm Brian, Brian Thomas.

Been a long time since I've been around, maybe to long..

I'm here if ya got any questions, alright?

Don't be scared to talk to me, cause sometimes I'm scared too.

ADMIN TIME

Hey! This is a Brian ask blog that I will be running, feel free to ask questions or simply talk anything is fine.

I will be posting lore slowly and cryptic messages! So be prepared to Crack down and figure it all out, putting pieces together to solve a puzzle.

DID: Hoodie will be a alter of Brian's and will go by ARRSEN and will make appearances

This page WILL contain some sensitive topics and include not so settling themes SO BE WARNED!

Anyways, hope you have a good time and enjoy your stay! Besides.. why would you ever want to leave?

[holywoodelevator]

Omg… it’s literally canon that Brian still somewhat cared for Tim that he didn’t want to hurt him AAAAAAA

Edit: for clarification I’m talking about the characters not the actors LMAO I just realised how unclear that would’ve been

[tearfulfrowns]

OKAY ARRSEN…WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL YOURSELF.

VINNY IS MY TERRITORY.

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH WHAT IS MINE, YA HEAR?

IF THIS IS HOW YOU’RE GOING TO BE WITH MY SHIT, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER YOU SAY FUCKER

If anything does he TRULY belong to you?

Last I recall I don't see your name on him bitch.

[old-ask-blog-check-recent-post]

OH YOU WENT THERE..

ACTUALLY YEAH, LAST I CHECKED HE DOES.

IF YOU’D CHECK YOU WOULD SEE MY NAME ENGRAVED ON HIS BACK

HE DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL I SAID SOMETHING SO THANKS A LOT.

IF ANYTHING I CAN TURN THOSE GUTS OF YOURS INSIDE FUCKING OUT AND WEAR YOUR HEART LIKE A BADGE…

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD BACK THE FUCK OFF.

[tearfulfrowns]

OH YEAH?

WELL GUESS WHO IM SMOOCHIN NEXT FUCKER AND YA CANT STOP ME.

[tearfulfrowns]

OKAY ARRSEN…WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL YOURSELF.

VINNY IS MY TERRITORY.

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH WHAT IS MINE, YA HEAR?

IF THIS IS HOW YOU’RE GOING TO BE WITH MY SHIT, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER YOU SAY FUCKER

If anything does he TRULY belong to you?

Last I recall I don't see your name on him bitch.

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[diagnosedeeznuts]

i love you too. spiritually-lesbian-style.

thank you for lezzing up my entire nervous system.

[wrongsideofthelens]

thank you for spiritually scissoring my brainstem.

solid 11/10. lezzed me up real bad. will never emotionally recover.

[wrightinthehead]

Let’s go spiritual nervous system lesbians.

[tearfulfrowns]

They hate me 🤧

[wrongsideofthelens]

NO, we love you <3 its okay to embrace the ways of the hoe, i support hoe rights AND wrongs

[tearfulfrowns]

That.. that does not make it any better other than the we love you part.

[wrongsideofthelens]

no no no listen—this is LIBERATION. this is PEAK feminism. hoes are heroes. sluts are soldiers. i support hoe rights and hoe wrongs because freedom means choosing to be a little whore in broad daylight and knowing god can’t stop you.

brian you’re not being judged, you’re being CELEBRATED. i love hoes. i aspire to hoe. we love you <3 now take your pants off and own your truth.

[diagnosedeeznuts]

we are LIFTIN you up. we are CROWNING you. we are handing you a lil glittery sash that says “WORLD’S MOST SLUTTED OUT.” this is sisterhood. this is community. this is hoe pride.

Like you’re telling me I can be a little slut in daylight and it’s an act of rebellion? That’s art. That’s politics. That’s a movement.

So yes. Take your pants off. Not for shame—for glory.

For feminism. For freedom. For the hoes.

[wrongsideofthelens]

this is hoe liberation. this is feminist praxis. this is community in its rawest, sluttiest form. you taking your pants off is not just a personal victory—it’s a cultural reset. it’s a radical act. it’s gay rights and women’s rights and slut rights rolled into one!!

take your pants off, brian. not for shame—but for glory. for the movement. for me. for the ancestors. 💖

[tearfulfrowns]

Listen- I done took my pants off and more when I was at your house princess.

[tearfulfrowns]

@vinstutters How many likes for us to kiss and break the 4th wall?

[vinstutters]

Sigh... 1,000.

[tearfulfrowns]

Alright ya'll know what to do.

[tearfulfrowns]

@vinstutters How many likes for us to kiss and break the 4th wall?

[tearfulfrowns]

Okok do you want kids in the first place lets start there

Well, yeah. I'd adopt or something.

[tearfulfrowns]

Have you ever watched Heathers?

Yes, I have.

[tearfulfrowns]

Im sorry to say

You shouldnt be a father to any childen

Though, you'd be a fun babysitter or uncle heheh

Excuse me..? What's that supposed to mean?

[tearfulfrowns]

Ok but when you are old being able to remember friends is a good thing right?

Yeah, of course. I'm just not ready for them all to go.

[tearfulfrowns]

Hey, why are you getting old?!

Make your body stop aging—we need someone like you around for a lot longer <3

Haha, I am getting pretty old huh..?

Soon I won't be around anymore and then-

...

I won't have my friends anymore..

[tearfulfrowns]

Give me back my toaster. -7

No fuck off it's mine now. :)

[tearfulfrowns]

Well, I'm the sober mom of three drunk kids, and I have to look after them until at least one of our mutual friends comes home to take them in for the night. It was funny, especially when all three of them tripped over a curb at the same time, pulling me along with them. One of them even sobered up from the fall :|

-🍬

That sounds like you got yourself a handful huh? Maybe get one of em' backpacks that has the leashes on em'?

[tearfulfrowns]

OH THE WEIRD HILARIOUS GUY FOLLOWS ME NOW…

WHAT OCCASION?

- @7trialss

Whaaat? Can't a guy expand his charming humor?

[old-ask-blog-check-recent-post]

YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE THAN MINE..

OH WELL, AS LONG AS YOU DON’T BRING STICK-IN-THE-MUD, WE’RE PEACHY.

[tearfulfrowns]

So? Last I heard that ain't stop ya' from from knocking some heads together?

Besides, what's more fun than breaking the laws of physics?

[tearfulfrowns]

OH THE WEIRD HILARIOUS GUY FOLLOWS ME NOW…

WHAT OCCASION?

- @7trialss

Whaaat? Can't a guy expand his charming humor?

[tearfulfrowns]

Hey, hi! I was wondering, for example, would the cast of *Marble Hornets* agree to organize meetups again in 2025 and, say, meet with the fans who would still be excited to attend such an event?

Oh absolutely! I think-