I'm back.

Ayin. Any pronouns. Arceus.

[tears-eternal]

Well that was rude.

Ahahaha.

[tears-eternal]

Pelipper mail! A box of Pspspspspsps!

A box of wh

[tears-eternal]

Lucifer has arrived.

[tears-eternal]

Pelipper mail! A box of Pspspspspsps!

A box of wh

[literal-arc-real]

WHY AM I COVERED IN CHEESE

I'VE BEEN CHEESE SQUARED

[tears-eternal]

Ahaha. A rite of passage, it seems.

[tears-eternal]

so is getting your position back gunna happen off screen? Has it already happened?

anyways hope things go a lot better for you this time!

I'm preparing it. Please be patient.

[tears-eternal]

smol

He is so very small.

[tears-eternal]

[A photo of a Giratina who's about housecat sized, curled up on a pillow.]

[tears-eternal]

good luck getting your job(?) back! Hope things go a lot better this time!

Ahaha. Well, I don't think I need luck, none other could possibly hold the position unless I allow them to. But I appreciate it nonetheless.

[pokemonveterinarian]

I had a dream there was a new Unown variation and it was just fucking Loss.

Like this.

//sprite creds to Pokemon Showdown. their april fools sprites are so good.

[tears-eternal]

…Is that the Anthem Anatheme I see?

Ah, sorry, old habits die hard it seems.

[in-your-reflection]

(@tears-eternal) Lucifer, dear, has the eye been giving you any troubles of late?

HUH? NO, NOT REALLY. DEFINITELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT ONE TIME I STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY DO YOU ASK

[tears-eternal]

I think I'm ready. I want to come out of retirement, Lucifer. And, if I may...I'd like to continue to share my position with you.

[in-your-reflection]

AINT IT DANGEROUS? WHAT ABOUT ALEPH? WHAT IF HE STARTS DOING HIS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS SHIT ON YOU AGAIN? OR WORSE?

[tears-eternal]

That was an eternity ago. And that time was different.

That time, I didn't have you until it was already too late.

[in-your-reflection]

...You think we could take the entire Council if we had to?

[tears-eternal]

Without question, O godslayer mine.

[in-your-reflection]

Huh. Weird seeing you be confident for once.

I'm in.

Gonna assume this is another one of your complicated rituals?

[tears-eternal]

Indeed it is. Thankfully, I had prepared a contingency on the off chance I would eventually reconsider my decision to step down.

Upon the bridge between heaven and earth, where we once churned nothingness into form, that is where it will be done.

[in-your-reflection]

Okay but this can literally be solved with a 5 second program you know.

[tears-eternal]

But that's missing all the gravitas! The drama! I couldn't possibly!

[in-your-reflection]

(@tears-eternal) Lucifer, dear, has the eye been giving you any troubles of late?

HUH? NO, NOT REALLY. DEFINITELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT ONE TIME I STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY DO YOU ASK

[tears-eternal]

I think I'm ready. I want to come out of retirement, Lucifer. And, if I may...I'd like to continue to share my position with you.

[in-your-reflection]

AINT IT DANGEROUS? WHAT ABOUT ALEPH? WHAT IF HE STARTS DOING HIS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS SHIT ON YOU AGAIN? OR WORSE?

[tears-eternal]

That was an eternity ago. And that time was different.

That time, I didn't have you until it was already too late.

[in-your-reflection]

...You think we could take the entire Council if we had to?

[tears-eternal]

Without question, O godslayer mine.

[in-your-reflection]

Huh. Weird seeing you be confident for once.

I'm in.

Gonna assume this is another one of your complicated rituals?

[tears-eternal]

Indeed it is. Thankfully, I had prepared a contingency on the off chance I would eventually reconsider my decision to step down.

Upon the bridge between heaven and earth, where we once churned nothingness into form, that is where it will be done.

[in-your-reflection]

(@tears-eternal) Lucifer, dear, has the eye been giving you any troubles of late?

HUH? NO, NOT REALLY. DEFINITELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT ONE TIME I STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY DO YOU ASK

[tears-eternal]

I think I'm ready. I want to come out of retirement, Lucifer. And, if I may...I'd like to continue to share my position with you.

[in-your-reflection]

AINT IT DANGEROUS? WHAT ABOUT ALEPH? WHAT IF HE STARTS DOING HIS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS SHIT ON YOU AGAIN? OR WORSE?

[tears-eternal]

That was an eternity ago. And that time was different.

That time, I didn't have you until it was already too late.

[in-your-reflection]

...You think we could take the entire Council if we had to?

[tears-eternal]

Without question, O godslayer mine.

[in-your-reflection]

(@tears-eternal) Lucifer, dear, has the eye been giving you any troubles of late?

HUH? NO, NOT REALLY. DEFINITELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT ONE TIME I STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY DO YOU ASK

[tears-eternal]

I think I'm ready. I want to come out of retirement, Lucifer. And, if I may...I'd like to continue to share my position with you.

[in-your-reflection]

AINT IT DANGEROUS? WHAT ABOUT ALEPH? WHAT IF HE STARTS DOING HIS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS SHIT ON YOU AGAIN? OR WORSE?

[tears-eternal]

That was an eternity ago. And that time was different.

That time, I didn't have you until it was already too late.

[in-your-reflection]

(@tears-eternal) Lucifer, dear, has the eye been giving you any troubles of late?

HUH? NO, NOT REALLY. DEFINITELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT ONE TIME I STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY DO YOU ASK

[tears-eternal]

I think I'm ready. I want to come out of retirement, Lucifer. And, if I may...I'd like to continue to share my position with you.

[in-your-reflection]

SHIT FUCK I FORGOT MORTALS NEED MONEY AND TO EAT THINGS

[tears-eternal]

For the record, it's adorable to watch your first time at this.

[tears-eternal]

That is...certainly too many of them. Excellent work, Lucifer.

[non-mouth-haver]

100% he meant to do that

[in-your-reflection]

HOW ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING MY POCKET UNIVERSE

[tears-eternal]

I thought it only fair to allow it to observe, given you based your little horde on it.